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Chat battle: Four Minifigs for Fighting
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:07 pm
by Silverdream
Four minifigs gather for fighting. One of them is a BDSM (Bee Deadly Space Man, played by lawmaster)
Jacket, the previous winner and title holder gets one extra hp (played by Scratch).
Frosty is back for another shot at the title (played by Silverdream).
And a new guy, travesty Bricks (played by theblackdog).
Turn order is: travesty Bricks, BDSM, Frosty, Jacket.
Re: Chat battle: Four Minifigs for Fighting
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:19 pm
by Silverdream
travesty T. decides to indulge in some deconstruction.
Success! He now has access to a long piece of rope, delicately woven from the hair of shitgoats.
Re: Chat battle: Four Minifigs for Fighting
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:34 pm
by Silverdream
BDSM climbs down from his pedestal.
And Scratch thought he wasn't cute enough.
Travesty T. Bricks' extra mousse saves him from a chainsaw death.
Frosty arms himself, only to realize he could have grabbed a pistol.
Re: Chat battle: Four Minifigs for Fighting
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:42 pm
by Silverdream
Jacket picks up a knife and crossbow.
Unfortunately his bolt misses.
Re: Chat battle: Four Minifigs for Fighting
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:02 pm
by Silverdream
"Take that!" Travesty says, as he whips the BDSM.
"Now that's what I call a critical success!"
The BDSM's jetpack activates.
Covering the entire battlefield in blood.
Re: Chat battle: Four Minifigs for Fighting
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:12 pm
by Silverdream
Frosty picks up a keg of an unknown alcohol.
He meets his old enemy, Jacket and chainsaws the keg.
Now with his bonus stat gone, Jacket is on the same level as Travesty.
Re: Chat battle: Four Minifigs for Fighting
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:23 pm
by Silverdream
Jacket picks up a shield.
and accidentally tosses his crossbow into the lava (crit fail).
Re: Chat battle: Four Minifigs for Fighting
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:35 pm
by Silverdream
Travesty's whipping is very unsuccessful.
Re: Chat battle: Four Minifigs for Fighting
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:45 pm
by Silverdream
Jacket picks up a axepistol and shoots.
After missing, he walks away from the lava.
Re: Chat battle: Four Minifigs for Fighting
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:12 am
by Silverdream
Travesty dips his new chainsaw into the lava.
Fire chainsaw.
Travesty hits Jacket in the face with it.
Jacket is immolated.
Travesty Bricks has inherited the title. Next game he will start out with a bonus HP.
Re: Chat battle: Four Minifigs for Fighting
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 3:41 am
by stubby
Ha ha ha ha
Okay, the Bee DSM made everybody in the room over here laugh harder than we have in a long time. Who came up with that?
Re: Chat battle: Four Minifigs for Fighting
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 11:29 am
by Theblackdog
Silverdream was the guy who put the bee helmet on a DSM's body, but Lawmaster came up with the idea for his jetpack to activate and send his corpse flying around the battlefield after he died. I'm tempted to give him my extra HP just for that.
Re: Chat battle: Four Minifigs for Fighting
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 1:05 pm
by stubby
Silverdream is killing it lately. I'm awarding the Stubby Seal of Approval for Killing It Lately.

Re: Chat battle: Four Minifigs for Fighting
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:44 pm
by Silverdream
stubby wrote:Silverdream is killing it lately. I'm awarding the Stubby Seal of Approval for Killing It Lately.

