Forum members fighting each other in chat

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A bunch of forum members wake up on a strange battlefield.


Department Chair Dr. Yuan, controlled by colette


Mobfather Scratch, controlled by Scratch


Lawmaster the friendly dragon, controlled by lawmaster and wielded by Mobfather Scratch.


Kaiser Klaus, controlled by Silverdream


VAMI Briggs, controlled by Vami


Overwatch, controlled by Overwatch


Evil pigs, NPC, first person to die takes over.

<colette>: turn order: Overwatch, Vami, Silva, Lawmaster, Scratch, colette, pigs

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Overwatch

Overwatch advances and picks up Briggs.


He successfully throws him at the helicopter blades, but Briggs survives.

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Briggs

The VAMI gets off the helicopter blades and tries to take over the chopper.


However the frozen pig assaults him. Briggs survives again, though.

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Kaiser Klaus

Kaiser Klaus shoots Briggs three times, because all the cool kids are doing it.


Briggs's entrails stain the virgin mattressland. His spirit leaves his body and now controls the evil pigs.

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Lawmaster the friendly dragon

Lawmaster the friendly dragon lights Overwatch's dynamite on fire.


He then runs away to escape the blast.


Overwatch gets burned again. Kaiser Klaus was just outside the blast radius.

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Scratch

Scratch rides lawmaster and turns his flamethrower on the frozen pig.


The frozen pig is set on fire and dies from melting.

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Dr. Yuan

Dr. Yuan tries to tranquilize and capture the King Pig, to no avail.

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Evil Piggies

The King Pig creeps up on Dr. Yuan


The King Pig then eats him.

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Kaiser Klaus

Klaus the ubermensch challenges the Prince Pig. Firing off three arcs, he hits it. The Prince Pig squeals in pain as it loses a hitpoint.

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Lawmaster the friendly dragon

Lawmaster the friendly dragon drops Scratch into the helicopter cockpit.


He then attacks the King Pig with his magical fire breath,


He runs away. King Pig is undamaged, but is now on fire.

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Scratch

"This is how I became the Mobfather!" Scratch yells as he slices the King Pig with the chopper's blades while crashing the helicopter into the porcine beast and detonating its missiles.


The King Pig becomes a giant pile of bacon, while Mobfather Scratch escapes unscathed by the laws of ossum.

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Evil Piggies

Avenging the death of his father, the prince piglet rushes after Lawmaster the friendly dragon, devouring him limb to limb.


Satisfied, the prince piglet then bellows a cry for aid to all nearby pigs.

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Kaiser Klaus

Kaiser Klaus helps Scratch up.


He then pulls a detonator from Scratch's jacket...


...detonating explosives Scratch planted in Lawmaster the friendly dragon before the game started. The unexpected trap knocks two hitpoints off the Prince Pig.

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Scratch

Scratch lays the flamethrower next to the pig.


He then takes aim at the fuel tank with his rifle.


Success! The Prince Pig breathes his last.

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Kaiser Klaus

"I really do have to congratulate you on that last one, Scratch."


*swing*

Klaus misses as Scratch narrowly sidesteps the blow.