Blockguy suddenly stands up, grabs Space Fabio (Yes, the Lanzoni one) by the leg and exclaims "I'll beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker!" (Your orders were almost incomprehensible (to me), sorry). Fabio complains loudly about non-fat butter and about almost eating a live bird. Elsewhere, the other two Peaches run away, towards the Command Center.
Blockguy swears loudly as his decision to not stop by the local gym earlier finally bites him in the ass. Fabio lands on his face, disarmed and unconscious, murmuring about how much he hates geese. The droids shuffle to the garage behind him, the Ripper Bot taking point. The slap fight continues and goes nowhere. Even Ervin's classic Pimp Slap attack is ineffective.
CRASH BAM
The Ripper Bot tears down the last wall, turning the Garage into a trashpit.
Peaches and Cream - The Scratch-ster
The Mandolorian trooper upstairs roles a incredulous damage roll and obliterates the Emerian LMG Soldado, coating Dr. Langlois in blood.
The guy behind him (in the top hat) fluffs his roll against the Phalek. it is not amused with his efforts. Why, look at that ro--
ZAP
BOOM
The Peach Supporter pays for his heinous deed. He gets a top hat out of the deal. The Peach Dimmy behind the deceased being coated in the deceased's blood. How pleasant.
Le Classy Dalek.
"Excuse me, sentient being, would you kindly remove yourself from existence?"
Peach Dimmy: "Hey you, Freaky Fish Guy!"
Ladies and Gents, a duel has begun.
Both fumble their ranged attacks, with the musket being spent and the Dweller eating the RT laser coming from the spear.
The melee is also as event-less.
Samson grabs Carter's peach ass, and carries him to the edge of the Command Center, and...
..punts him across the Garage and into Emerian lines! He also steals the top hat before landing.
He lands...AND SELF DESTRUCTS. Everyone around him is disrupted until their turn and blows one Soldado in half. The damage crit. failed on Gordon Freeman, instead returning him to his (angry) feet.
Above, the Mandolorian Veteran tries to kill Dr, Langlois, but the gun explodes, setting him on fire. This only drives him to accomplish his goal, so he plunges, sets Langlois on fire, and then the fire damage crit. fails on him, instead putting him out. Langlois wakes up to the searing pain and stench of burning flesh and death.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fucking Gödel Damned-- I'm on fucking fire, I'm on fucking fire! There's fucking blood all over my designer suit! My name is Dr. Langlois, P.Hd, Senior Contractor at Virgin Industries, AND I'M ON FUCKING FIRE!!!!" She screams in pain, desperately trying to climb out of her personal Hell, but fails.
Trattorians - Colette
I forgot to move the Robot (I will rectify this next turn), but Major Ervin doesn't forget to completely destroy Blockguy. His arm and RT Lazer Fury reduce his head to red mist. Samson and a nearby Mando look over and collectively say "Daaaaaamn."
ARC - Motorhead Fan
This time, only one of the Phalek's Lazers convey death to its foes. The Ripper Bot is blasted in half. Electric fire burns for a time, totaling the robot's circuits.
The mood was dark. The hovercraft was totaled. the Garage was a killing ground(s), and the enemy struck at them from across the map from their fortified Command Center. Something had to be done. The Soldado mourned fallen comrades, and Eren (in tophat) pledged vengeance against his Peach foes (Every fucking one of them) in a classy accent for the loss of his hand and men. The Last ARC Trooper knew something had to be done.
This guy rolled a pretty good sprint, and hauled ass to the Trattorian doctor, braving the fires, and made eye contact with the flaming doctor.
"Hey there. My name is Jim Goose and everything is going to be okay." The charming ARC Trooper says suavely to the burning Doctor
"Just get me out of this Gödel Damned blaze! I never want to see this planet again! The chances of me leaving my office ever again are absolutely nil!"
Jim places the precautionary cuffs around Langlois's wrists, and bolts again, arriving in Emerian lines again. He also kicks the LMG back into friendly lines.
Emeria & Emprya - Vami and Nimja respectively
The combined Emerian and Empryan riddles the Peaches with gunfire. Not a whole lot is completed, but the Medic revives a fallen Soldado and grabs the LMG. I did forget about bonus dice from last turn, but I guess that huge fucking explosion kicked that off the table.
The Dweller - NPC'd
The duel continues.
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