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Assyrian Star Empire



Major Chara Natable: Fire everything!

All but one Armoured Core hit their target.



The damage is massive, but only one HP is removed from the Enki.

Krakow Union



Witold Sobchak: ALL HAIL POLAN!



The Void Hussar misses the Armoured Core.



Witold Sobchak: But how?! How could you dodge the undodgable blow passed down through the Sobchak line for generations?!



The Void Hussar gets in a more defensive stance.

Scythian Empire



Lord Admiral Lynam: Puny Evangelist. I'll show you the power of a true mecha made for battle!



Lord Admiral Lynam: ANTIMATTER SHOULDER CANNONS!

The RIN's Eva quickly pours it's AT Fields into defense, but it's not enough.



Vriska Sohryu Langley: AAAUUUUGGGHHHHHH

The Antimatter breaks through the AT Field, and destroys her front armour (-1 hp).

RIN



Vriska Sohryu Langley: You... you bastard...



Vriska Sohryu Langley: JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!



The RT Rifle can't pierce the AT Field by itself.

Vriska Sohryu Langley: ....

Lord Admiral Lynam: Fools! This is what happens when you send a teenage girl in a poorly armed mech against the shining jewel of the Scythian Empire, the Scythian Evangelist! Fuck with us, and I WILL PERSONALLY SHIT ON YOUR CHIPS!

Are they getting bonus dice for anime dialogue

stubby wrote:Are they getting bonus dice for anime dialogue?

I gots to know.

I feel more Dirty Harry references are needed here

stubby wrote:Are they getting bonus dice for anime dialogue

Honestly, I feel like the photos and posing are lacking, so clichés make it more entertaining.

Plus, what else would you expect in an indulgent mecha battle?

Polonia



Wojtek Sobchak: And now cousin, you will face my Mother's original double slash technique!



Wojtek Sobchak: No, I cannot harm my own blood.

Wojtek hesitates, and the resulting attack is easily protected by the Void Hussar's shields.



Wojtek Sobchak: No, I must! For Polonia!

The Giant OTC is stopped by the Void Hussar's shields.

Bavaria



Otto Skorzeny: Vat?! Who programmed ze targeting computers?



Otto Skorzeny: At least I can crush the Assyrian vermin!



Major Chara Natable is annhilated.

Overview



Let me know if you have any questions or if you don't know where your dudes are.

Only Duerer and theblackdog have sent orders.

Orders sent. Tremble before the might of my Secret Faction!

Shitting on chips reference.

I fucking love it. Ruining the days of teenage girls is what I live for.