Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Post by Warhead » Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:33 am

:wtc: Did I just see Sir Dongoo getting ass fucked by a horny giant scorpion on weed?.. :shock:

Yup, I'm in Brikwars alright. :omnom: :studgod:
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Post by The Shadowscythe » Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:57 am

Did I just win by making orders ages ago and forgetting about them?

Right then guys, everyone go home - I've won this shit already.

Game over. :omnom: :studgod:
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Post by Vami IV » Mon Feb 09, 2015 7:45 pm

The Shadowscythe wrote:Did I just win by making orders ages ago and forgetting about them?

Right then guys, everyone go home - I've won this shit already.

Game over. :omnom: :studgod:
Not so fast bitch. I got more crit. fails to roll.

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Post by Zupponn » Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:53 am

That is a brutal way to go.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:34 pm

My children made an attempt. I am perfectly fine with what has played out.

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Post by IVhorseman » Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:27 pm

GG no RE

But as long as we're still playing, break up my two squads under fire, scatter the soldiers to be 2" apart from one another and continue my previous orders.

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Post by stubby » Sat Apr 11, 2015 4:38 pm

Previous: Post 299760

KING METHHOUSE THE LION
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Watching over the effectiveness of his forces's efforts, King MethHouse is inspired to perform a royal facepalm. But his armor is too restrictive!
KING METHHOUSE: I can barely move in this getup! Sapper! You know what to do!

SAPPER: Right away, your majesty!

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Combining forces with his armsman, King MethHouse executes a perfect Royal Facepalm.

SUCCESS


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The royal siege forces continue advancing.


That's the end of Turn 2 for the Rainbowists. Next up: Orcs and Shitgoats! Silverdream and Overwatch, I'll send your Overwatch shots along in just a bit.

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Post by Tzan » Sat Apr 11, 2015 4:51 pm

SUCCESS !!

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Post by Zupponn » Sat Apr 11, 2015 5:36 pm

Tzan wrote:SUCCESS !!
Fix'd.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Post by Tzan » Sat Apr 11, 2015 7:01 pm

I thought you were going to link to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqcKbl-oIMM

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Post by Silent-sigfig » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:54 am

hey wait a minute....
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Post by Sir Sporktimus » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:12 pm

I wonder if there are any Secret Factions/reserve units still lying around that an interested bystander might aspire to command? If so, I humbly request consideration for such a part.

Seriously, though. This battle is amazing in its scale, photography, pure Brikwarsiness... and.. explanations of scorpion anatomy and reproductive processes. Hehe.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Post by Silverdream » Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:46 pm

Well, now you guys are screwed. I tried going on your side, but now it looks like I'll just have to crush all of you.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Post by stubby » Sun Apr 12, 2015 11:37 pm

Sir Sporktimus wrote:I wonder if there are any Secret Factions/reserve units still lying around that an interested bystander might aspire to command?
Yes. At the current rate of turn completion, the first ones will be arriving in 2027.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Post by Silverdream » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:10 am

Sent an addendum to my orders.
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