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Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:37 pm
by cleanupcrew
It's a lovely, uneventful day in some USA park.
Beer Cart Man: Damn Space Mafia, they promised me a retail monopoly on RbT here. And then they go and open up their own little RbT cart!
Teams
Beer Cart Man: mgb
Objectives: Resecure local RbT retail monopoly.
Flower Cart: KommanderKen
Balloon Cart: colette
Notes: Dog has 1d6 bite attack.
Space Mafia: Scratch
Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:56 pm
by cleanupcrew
Beer Cart Man
Beer Cart Man uses a feat to pour RbT into the old man's rifle to make it explosive or fiery or something.
It crit succeeds, and the old man takes a shot.
It completely blows up their Space Mafia rivals.
Space Mafia eliminated
Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:02 pm
by cleanupcrew
Flower Cart
The beret guy steals a bike.
He then mows down the old man with his momentum and his flower-cutting knife.
Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:07 pm
by cleanupcrew
Balloon Cart
The Balloon Cart forces move up.
Flower Cart man: How may I help you, young man?
Flower Cart man: Arrggghh!
The boy lets his dog loose on the flower cart man, although he survives the mauling.
Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:23 pm
by cleanupcrew
Beer Cart Man
Beer Cart man douses himself in RbT.
He then rushes next to the Flower Cart, aiming to explode/immolate himself and his beer keg.
The Flower Cart forces are eliminated.
Flower Cart eliminated
The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some CNN column.
Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:28 pm
by Kommander Ken
Beer cart man was one epic bastard. RIP in pieces.
Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:39 pm
by mgb519
You won the battle, but I won the chat.
Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:41 pm
by devincp
Man u sure wish that I had not had to split from chat right as this all was going down. Colette you sure do a good job at this chat battle stuff. Maybe I'll get in on it next time.
Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 8:30 pm
by Zupponn
Colette wrote:The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some CNN column.
ZNN?
Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:41 pm
by Vami IV
Zupponn wrote:Colette wrote:The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some CNN column.
ZNN?
joke not understand
Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 6:25 pm
by Zupponn
Vami IV wrote:Zupponn wrote:Colette wrote:The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some CNN column.
ZNN?
joke not understand
Colette wrote:The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some CNN column.
Colette wrote:The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some ZNN column.
ZNN=Zupponn News Network