In Search of Magic! -Turn 1!!!

[Vami IV]

Sorry about the wait, school things.
As Scratch was the first to send his orders, Emeria goes first:

Emeria
The Emerian squad unloads GTL fury into the Heisenberg.

It suffers significant damage, despite blocking several shots from the two Emerian ships pummeling it.

The Emerian Admiral (I’ve now marked all the flagships via Gold highlights) has a more creative plan. He puts Tupac on the radio, cranks it to eleven, then blasts the rap through the comms systems into the Trattorian flagship.

TRATTORIAN ADMIRAL: “What the cos? This isn’t my Vivaldi! I demand a-- GODEL DAMMIT, MY FUCKING EARS!”
The bigass dome on top of Heisenberg explodes, killing all the major staff on board the ship.
EMERIAN ADMIRAL: “Stick that in your ring, you arrogant fucks!”

All I have time for so far. Will get the rest of it up sometime in March.

[Vami IV]

I have some time now, since school was cancelled because of the weather.

Bavarian Squad
Piltogg

The Bavarian fleet throws all its offense might at the leftmost Scythian ship. Some are not as adroit as the Bavarian navy would like to boast, however, and one of the guns on the Bavarian flagship crit. fails and explodes.

BAVARIAN CAPTAIN: "I've had it with these motherfucking Scythians in my motherfucking backyard!"
The rightmost Focko swings around the other ships, and unloads the full power of his ship's side cannons into the Monarch.

The results are predictably dilatory, turning much of the bow into a conflagration and molten ABS. The lethargic hull of the Monarch still refuses to completely fail, however.

[Vami IV]

Argh, why did I procrastinate this one for so long?
Ferdinand

The Dreidels pour molten Bavarian wrath onto the Trattorian shields that solidly block - and even reflect - the dangerous blasts. The guns mounted on the college have more success, despite two of them crit. failing and blowing up.

Ferdinand orders his acolytes and mages into the Inner Magnus of the College, and they begin working their magic...

Their foul magix work, and Jodi Arias is summoned to the field (Secret faction, anyone (not already playing, Scratch) may grab her)!

Scythians
SCYTHIAN ADMIRAL: "Olright boys, lets get in dere 'n fuck 'em up real good!"

SCYTHIAN ADMIRAL: "Well...Blimey!"
The Scythians retaliate, but don't even scratch the paint on the College. Two other Fockos don't have the same kind of luck and their keels are vaporized. One takes crit. damage from one of the flagship's anti-matter guns.

[Vami IV]

Jodi Arias:
Goal / Objective
(With Ferdinand ALIVE)
Destroy all men in the NATO fleet
(Ferdinand DECEASED)
Kill all men on the field.

Overview:

Send orders now!

[piltogg]

looks good so far! orders sent

[Vami IV]

I'll be postponing turn 2 until I can find my dice.

[Sir Sporktimus]

I'll be postponing turn 2 until I can find my dice.

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm?

[Vami IV]

I'll be postponing turn 2 until I can find my dice.

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm?

I was using real dice b/c they weren't as predictable (I do a clone of this bookmarked for a tabletop mgb and I developed but only played once in chat), but huh.

Anyways, work on Turn 2 has FINALLY begun. I'll have it posted within either tomorrow or this week.

[Vami IV]

Turn 2 sometime soon. IRL Problems and some fixes on El Burro (applied that fix to the Dropbox link in the Emerian Imperial Navy thread, should you download them for some reason).