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The Four Rums


It was an ordinary day at the Four Rums. But for Warhead, it just wasn't his day.


You see, he'd challenged this joker to a drinking match, as there was only room for one skeleton man around these parts.


Natalya was also having a bad day. There was this guy, and he just wouldn't leave her alone.

Natalya wrote:One time I was at this bar and this guy like grabs me by the shoulder and is all like, "Oh you are so beautiful you should be a model, I want to photograph you blah blah" and like he had the worst unkempt facial hair ever and he was all super close to me and I could feel the spit particles coming out of his mouth landing on me it was disgusting.

Back to Warhead. Normally he could drink any man, woman or thing under the table, but it was nearing the hundredth round and his opponent was still going strong. Warhead suspected foul play. So he decided to make a break from tradition and watch his challenger carefully. (This is no mean feat after that many drinks.)


And, surprise surprise, he found his challenger was a fraud!
He hadn't had any alcohol at all, he'd just been pouring the drinks down the inside of his robes!


Warhead wouldn't stand for it. "You impostor-fiend!" he bellowed, seizing the scum by the scruff of the neck, or whatever you grab when you're attacking a skeleton.


Soon Warhead's table was clear of the skeletal fraud.
But this had really only attracted attention to him.


Natalya used this as an opportunity to escape her pursuer, breaking his arm in the process.
"Hey, you're that Immortal guy who's been messing with our stuff!" she shouts at Warhead.


A guy jumps onto a table.
"Hey, you're that Assyrian who's been killing all the Peaches!"


Everyone just looks at him.


The Fabuland Policeman gets the ball rolling again.
"Hey, you just tore that guy's arm out of his socket! That's discrimination!"


The Fabuland guy's right.


The lifeguard guy steps forward.
"Hey, you're a Razgrizzly!"


"Hey, you're discriminating against razgrizzlies!" the gorilla suit guy exclaims.


Everyone readies for a fight. The atmosphere is tense.


Right on cue, the band plays the theme of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

SIGN-UPS COMMENCE!

A few rules for signups:
- Anyone can join (unlimited spots), but only one character per person.
- Any character can be chosen/submitted, not just those present in the room.
a. Exception #1: Rody the Barkeep and band members may not be chosen as player characters.
b. Exception #2: Quadrarian Saga characters other than Chan may not be chosen as player characters. This does not concern most people.
- Any stats can be used for you hero, provided a statcard is submitted. If no statcard is submitted for your character, I will use the generic 'hero' stats.
- Creators reserve the right to first dibs on their sigfig (e.g. Natalya the person gets first dibs on Natalya the fig)
- That is all.

Due to bar restrictions, all most patron weapons are located in this barrel:

It's located by the front door, on the South side of the building.
However, some characters may be concealing weapons.

FAQ
Q: Are we building on Hero CP? Or just taking whatever seems appropriate, stat and ability-wise?
A: There's no CP limit, just choose whatever's appropriate. Nothing too OP, mind, or I might veto it.

Q: Who are the characters here that aren't someone on the forums? Or are they all members? Am I in here?
A: Some are members, some aren't. I couldn't find everyone's sigfigs, so I just cobbled together some assorted figs. See if you can find which is which. You may be in there, you may not be.

Q: Can we create new characters or do they need to be someone already in the bar?
A: You can create entirely new characters, or choose somebody already in the bar. Either is acceptable. I will introduce those not currently in the bar in Turn 0.

Entries so far:
M220 as M220 (Revenant)
Legomc as Alexander Daylik
Zupponn as Zupponn
Lordintype as Angry Fire Wizard
devincp as devincp (The Traveller)
Piltogg as Piltogg
Scratch as Scratch or Sackhead
Sir Sporktimus as Sir Sporktimus
Duerer as Duerer
lawmaster as Truff the Smashheadkiller
Ultrashmirt as Pirate Thug Guy
Natalya as Natalya
Quantumsurfer as Dodger the Scoutmaster
Brickguy as Clockwork Knight
Warhead as Warhead
Vami as Vami

Guy in the trenchcoat.

pm sent.

Captain Alexander Daylik would like a drink (a.k.a be part of this battle). I'll send his stats sometime tomorrow.

Zupponn will brush himself off and then empty the alcohol from his pants.

I'll take whoever is closest to the weapons.

Zupponn wrote:Zupponn will brush himself off and then empty the alcohol from his pants.

It was going so well, too…

I claim my QS. Use my signature ability (copycatting) to cause camera man's other to fall off.

I can make out everyone, I think, except for the person sitting next to the Scout Trooper helmet across from the guy in the Pith helmet.

I'm leaning toward the Red Ninja but I wanted to see what that character looked like.

Quantumsurfer wrote:I can make out everyone, I think, except for the person sitting next to the Scout Trooper helmet across from the guy in the Pith helmet.

I'm leaning toward the Red Ninja but I wanted to see what that character looked like.

I don't have a front-on pic.
Basically she's a girl (A GIRL???) in old scout-trooper armour, with a cape.

Vami IV wrote:I claim my QS.

Would I be right in saying that's the guy on the left, in the robes? 'cos I have no idea who you're talking about, or what he looks like.

Also remember folks, if no statcard is submitted, you'll just be using normal heroes. So if you want your sigfig to have all the bells and whistles, send me the stats.

god dammit

Quantum_Surfer (The original QS Avatar, AKA the guy in the grey space marine armor)

Wait, what? I don't remember this.

Added FAQ.
Also, Quantum, the scout helmet does have a black head for the interior, it's just not visible from there.
And Vami, I couldn't find any record of your sigfig. That's why I don't know about him/her/it.

I will join using my SigFig of which I will send you the stat card tomorrow. He is known as the Traveler, but his real name is devincp but he likes to go by the Traveler and rarely introduces himself as devincp.

r/ing Piltogg sigfig; no artifacts, basic hero stats. Preferably lurking in a dark corner and not talking to people, but watching everything that happens.

I'll take either Scratch or Sackhead if you don't have a globe. Scratch has 1D12 skill and Sackhead has 10 inches of move besides regular hero stats.