SUPERPROJECT CODENAME "PERSOGORAS"
5 factions duel to death in a game containing both diplomacy and warfare. Are you ready for it?
Reminder:
REBELS - Moronstudios
EMPIRE - OneEye589
PIRATES - Bonn-o-Tron
DROIDS - IVhorseman
POLICEMEN - pesgores (me)
Day 1:
Early in the morning, Luigi, the Rebel diplomat, rushes to the Clone Troopers base (controlled by the Galactic Empire)
«Heil! I am-a Luigi, the representative of Mr. Han Solo. My boss and I want to discuss-a peace.»
«Alright. We'll allert the Commander. Hold on.»
«So they want peace with us? Well, following our mighty leader's orders, we are to accept most peace treaties. Tell him we want peace too.»
«Yes, sir.»
«It is-a done, boss!»
«OK.»
It is almost midday.
The High Officer discusses with a Droid Commander.
«...and that'll be all. No hostilities for now.»
«OK. Have a nice day, droid.»
He rushes to the base, hoping he gets there peacefully to report the news to general Grievous.
«It seems wierd...»
«What does?»
«I mean, now we ceased the quarrels with the droids, and it's...»
«No kidding! We did?»
«Yup. You didn't know?»
Lunchtime has already passed, and the droids in their base execute strategic maneuvres. This group walks into the trench separating them and the empire.
This little guy focuses on a Rebel-owned house...
BAM!!! (sadly, the damage roll was a critical failure...)
Time to go prone!
Without a clue of what's going on, the pirates talk and tell eachothers lame jokes.
The Commander issues the order:
«Open fire! Two droids for each pirate!»
«What the h-GRYAHRRRG!!!»
«GROHHRG!»
«GULP!»
But the fun isn't over...
BAM! Backshot!
«Arr! Ye caponed my mate! Ye deserve to die!»
He could have sworn that gun was loaded...
The pirates, a bit confused, start to take positions in the plaza to defend themselves.
This group of Rebels joins the party.
«Go for that cannon!»
«Wha?» says the guy with the musket, «Hey, scram!»
Hans, the blue and black guy, throws his javelin to the enemy, but fails.
DRIVE-BY TIME!
Headshot in the head.
Meanwhile, Goldhead, the policeguy, enters the medic car.
«Hey! You're-»
THUMP
«HOLY CRAP!!! WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED???»
Not far from there, K-3PO and Jacen discuss what to do.
«I'll shoot now, sir.» says the protocol droid.
KA-WHAM!
Horrible job: he hit 3 of his own team. Somehow, they ALL survived (Hans, Luke Skywalker and that rebel trooper guy).
«Arr! What be dis? PWN them all!»
«Ooo, take that, ye dirty machine!»
Another droid down.
«What's with you, man?»
Jack Thompson "Dead-Eye" bursts Hans' head off with a single well-placed shot.
«They're too many! Retreat!»
Remaining pirates rush for the buildings to re-organize.
The entrance was barred by barrels.
«What will we do?»
«Wait for our orders, arr.»
«Why can't we take 'em right now?»
«'Cause I say so!»
Skywalker hides behind a barbecue.
Everyone regroups as well in the Rebels' group, due to fatigue.
Back to the police base...
«What just happened?»
«That's a warning. Give us the control of this house peacefully or we'll prepare our flamethrower!» said the policemen.
The guard goes back inside, still puzzled.
The droids' base at the end of the daylight.
The whole battle field by the end.
TRIVIA:
-I hate the camera that took the last photos (those with the date).
CASUALTIES TODAY:
REBELS - 1
EMPIRE - 0
PIRATES - 5
DROIDS - 2
POLICEMEN - 0
Active factions:
Rebels
Empire
Pirates
Droids
Policemen
Now awaiting for your orders for DAY 2.
, oh well, too bad I didn't take the cannons.