Chat Battle: Battle of the Brown Mountain

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Chat Battle: Battle of the Brown Mountain

Post by Silent-sigfig » Fri Apr 24, 2015 9:00 pm

by a shitty green hill called "The Brown Mountain", three forces converge to fight to the death.

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The VOL, played by Scratch

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The 45th Union, played by TheBlackDog

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Polonia, played by mgb!
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Re: Chat Battle: Battle of the Brown Mountain

Post by Silent-sigfig » Fri Apr 24, 2015 9:34 pm

ROUND 1: VOL(Scratch)

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The Volkyrie begins by hopping on a bike. A WISG roll says that she can ride it while flying, at 10".


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She flies over here.

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Brasidus sprints forward...

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...AND KICKS!

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2 45th grunts and a tree are killed

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The Mech and warriors advance

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The grenade launcher fires twice.

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First shot goes wide

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The second shot is a critfail, and the ammo drum is accidentally ejected
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Re: Chat Battle: Battle of the Brown Mountain

Post by Silent-sigfig » Fri Apr 24, 2015 9:53 pm

ROUND 1: 45TH UNION (theblackdog)

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The marksman takes a shot on the ammo drum, but misses.

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The bazooka guy has better luck.

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The rocket blows up the ammo drum. The resulting explosion knocks 1/3 hp off of the mech.

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The jeep and the first squad move up, guns blazing. Guns don't harm the mech though.

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Nor does ramming it.

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The second squad does manage to bring it to 1 hp though.
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Re: Chat Battle: Battle of the Brown Mountain

Post by Silent-sigfig » Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:17 pm

ROUND 1: POLONIA (mgb)

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Bartnik: Hey Volkyrie!

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Volkyrie: What?

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Bartnik: You want my hammer?

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The Volkyrie, enraged at this sexism attacks him in a joust

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With messy results.

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Bartnik: "Squire!"

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"Yes?"

"Save me that corpse for later"

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Everyone else moves up. The tank fired on the 45th union but missed
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Re: Chat Battle: Battle of the Brown Mountain

Post by Silent-sigfig » Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:28 pm

aaaaand I'm tired so bedtime
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Re: Chat Battle: Battle of the Brown Mountain

Post by Valiant » Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:58 am

Where did you obtain those walls?

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Re: Chat Battle: Battle of the Brown Mountain

Post by Kommander Ken » Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:50 am

Valiant wrote:Where did you obtain those walls?
At Wall-Mart.

Anyway, nice battlefield Silent.

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Re: Chat Battle: Battle of the Brown Mountain

Post by bluebright » Fri May 08, 2015 12:43 am

Kommander Ken wrote:
Valiant wrote:Where did you obtain those walls?
At Wall-Mart.

Hahahah...ahh...boy I'm tired too.

Also reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/brikwars/commen ... _mountain/

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