Get that Anitimmortalium! Turn 1:

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Get that Anitimmortalium! Turn 1:

Post by Silent-sigfig » Thu May 07, 2015 5:04 pm

VOL (Played by RedRover)

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The Wendol moves up, igniting the bushes and creating a wall of flame.

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The Volkyrie and 3 warriors move towards the wall, while Prince Brasidus uses a feat to leap to the roof.

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Too bad the feat fails.

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The other two warriors sprint to search the shack. While one runs out of movement outside, the other finds a stick of TNT.

Immortal Empire(Played by Valiant)

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The Killdozer and a squad of marines move up and prepare response fire.

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The Phalanx inches forward, while opening fire on the Mafia. The flamethrower guy follows behind.

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Only the corrupt Chief goes down.

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The Omega Shard, the heavy, and another squad sprint forward. The Omega Shard critfails his sprint roll, falling short of cover, while the heavy has a crit success and runs face-first into a tree.

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As the aforementioned squad enters a building the Spider Tank moves up, crushing a civilian.

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The Tank launches it's mortar, but the pilot critfails and the shot goes off the map.

Space Mafia(Played by Scratch)

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The Mafia leaps into action! Bruce grabs the dead cop's pistol.

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This guy runs for the hospital, sticking to cover.

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Slick and Bruce take cover behind the pink shack. Slick prepares a response feat.

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This guy shoots the lock.

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And climbs up the wall ladder.

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The bribe truck speeds up.

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As one cop grabs a pistol, the other waits behind the desk with a shotgun.

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Pistol cop sprints across the street.

Trattoria(Played by Colette)

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Colonel Tonk moves up, shooting at the Bavarian knights, who are saved by their armor.

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Colonel Tonk then moves down the alleyway as the Hoplite Drones open fire on the Bavarian knights. Once again, they are all saved by their armor.

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As the Hoplites follow Colonel Tonk, the rest of the soldiers open fire.

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While only 2 hit, both get overskill dice. Even then, only one knight dies.

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The soldiers then move back into cover.
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Re: Get that Anitimmortalium! Turn 1:

Post by RedRover » Thu May 07, 2015 5:22 pm

Way to fumble that one, Prince. :fist:

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Re: Get that Anitimmortalium! Turn 1:

Post by Silent-sigfig » Thu May 07, 2015 5:30 pm

United Systems Alliance(Played by Sir Sporktimus)

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Lund sprints for the door, but his pudgy bureaucrat ass can only make it so far. Slick uses his response feat to shoot him, but it fails, as the does the Commando's response fire on Slick.

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The Comedian runs to the box.

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In the first successful feat of the game, he hides in it, cloaking himself like Solid Snake.

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The Chief uses stunt driving to fly faster, but it barely makes it to the wall.

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The two infantry squads move up and fire on the Wendol.

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With an absurd amount of damage(seriously, like no one failed a shot) the somehow destroy it completely.

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The Pilot did manage to bail.

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The Statesman, determined to be useful, rolls over most of the firewall and kills the pilot.

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As the marksman moves up with the rest of the army, and the rocket guy and smartgunner move around the other side of the house the Statesman deploys the squad that was riding inside.

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The Marksman takes a shot at the only VOL warrior within range.

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He is saved by his armor.

Bavaria(Played by Silverdream)

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Zaubermeister von Blatt starts do do some funky magic, boosting the knight's speed and making a ramp.

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1 die fumbles, and the ramp he wanted to create is backwards and short.

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Thankfully, the movement boost is enough for the knights to climb the ramp...

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And make it to the Trattorians. They mangle up one Hoplite, sending motor oil everywhere.

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Another squad moves up, but they can't get a line of sight on the Trattorians, so they set up response fire.

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The second squad sprints to catch up with von Blatt, who is going to the supermarket.

Civilians(NPC/Stumble die)

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This guy sprints pretty far.

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The stumble die send the forklift racing into the doors of the red building. Only the bizarre strength of the doorframe keeps the Immortal troopers from getting impaled.

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The drunk texan keeps moving forward...

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Construction workers scatter.

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The orange truck hurtles past the Smartgunner and launcher guy, straight into the box. Since the Comedian is definitely still in it at this point, it gets redshirted to safety. A construction worker isn't so lucky. Oddly enough, the driver survives.


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Re: Get that Anitimmortalium! Turn 1:

Post by Zupponn » Thu May 07, 2015 5:34 pm

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It's a young MFS!
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Re: Get that Anitimmortalium! Turn 1:

Post by Valiant » Thu May 07, 2015 5:40 pm

Can I kill the forklift driver so he, *ahem, doesn't pose a threat to my forces?

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Re: Get that Anitimmortalium! Turn 1:

Post by BFenix » Thu May 07, 2015 5:43 pm

Props to Sir Sporktimus for the Solid Snake feat :boss:
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Re: Get that Anitimmortalium! Turn 1:

Post by Silent-sigfig » Thu May 07, 2015 5:46 pm

Valiant wrote:Can I kill the forklift driver so he, *ahem, doesn't pose a threat to my forces?

of course
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Re: Get that Anitimmortalium! Turn 1:

Post by stubby » Fri May 08, 2015 9:16 am

Zupponn wrote:It's a young MFS!
Or is he in his his non-Christmastime secret identity: Claus Kent?
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