Seeing as all the Legionnaires are dead, the melee mateys turn to a more attractive target.
The first guy attacks the Comedian.
The Comedian gets a redshirt...who happens to be the pilot of the Chief
The Second Pirate tries to do the same attack, but critfails and falls in the bucket full of dismembered pilot.
The last pirate burns to death before he can do anything.
VOL(Played by RedRover)
The Volkyrie attacks the Comedian, but misses.
The last Two Warriors flub their shots on Colonel Tonk.
Space Mafia(Played by Scratch)
She doesn't even notice, as slick tries to distract her by waving the naked dude at her.
Tonk's Trattorian reflexes make her instinctively turn away from the naked dude, finally noticing the VOL. (Feat failed)
The last corrupt cop guns down his target.
SPACE MAFIA SECRET OBJECTIVE COMPLETE!
Immortal Empire(Played by Valiant)
The Centurion attacks the Statesman's treads, but critfails(again) and will need to reload.
The Phalanx attacks the Comedian
Hero down!
UNITED SYSTEMS ALLIANCE HAS LOST THE BRIEFCASE!
They Pyroclast, excited to be doing stuff, runs up to burn shit. In his excitement, he misses.
The Spider tank tries to attack the pirates, but it's machine gun critfails and will need to be reloaded.
Trattoria(Played by Colette)
Tonk heroically guns down the two bumbling warriors.
United Systems Alliance(Played by Sir Sporktimus)
The Chief crashes to the ground, killing the last two Pirates.
SPACE PIRATES ELIMINATED!
The squad and the Statesman fire on the Phalanx which, in typical Phalanx fashion, survives completely unscathed.
These two can't kill the Centurion.
Marksman can't get a kill either.
The launcher guy on the other hand...
KABOOM! Two Phalanxes and the Volkyrie are killed.
VOL ELIMINATED.
These guys miss some shots.
Bavaria(Played by Silverdream)
These three guys team up to kill the last Eldorrian Marine.
As they take overwatch positions, Zaubermeister von Blatt begins to prepare a defensive spell and the second squad of soldats fires on the smaller american squad.
SQUAD DOWN!
The Knights hustle towards cover.
Eldorria(Played by Bfenix)
Billy Bones: "You've come for my map, I reckon."
El Capitan: "Yes"
Billy Bones: "I've been keeping it safe in this bottle."
El Capitan: "Wait...Where have you been hiding this?"
Billy Bones: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
El Capitan: "Gross."
El Capitan hops on his motorcycle...
...and Rides off into the sunset.
ELDORRIAN SECRET OBJECTIVE COMPLETE
ELDORRIANS HAVE LEFT THE GAME!
Civilians(Stumble Die)
Some guy ran into the killdozer's blades.
OVERVIEWS
REMAINING UNITS
United Systems Alliance: 6 troopers, 1 Rocket Trooper, 1 Smartgunner, 1 Marksman, 1 IFV
Immortal Empire: 1 Spider Tank, 3 Phalanxes, 1 Centurion, 1 Pyroclast
Bavaria: 1 Hero, 7 Soldats
VOL: Eliminated
Space Pirates: Eliminated
Space Mafia: 1 Hero, 1 cop
Trattoria: 1 Hero
Eldorria: HAS LEFT THE GAME
United Systems Alliance-Trattoria Inevitable Backstab pile: 4
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Good job on escaping me, BFenix.
lol j/k