aw yeag
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TURN 2
SKELETON: throttle it motherfucker
SKELETON: word
He slams the accelerator.VAMI IV: NOPE
SKELETON: BLASTOOOOOFF
VAMI IV: HYYAAAAAAAAAA
KALVINATOR descends upon DUERER all sneaky-like.DUERER: Grrrrff.
KALVINATOR: GIMME THE GUNNER SEAT FUZZY BALLS
DUERER: GRRRAAAWWWRRR!
It fails.
DUERER: Gwurf!
KALVINATOR: shit
It's a miracle KALVINATOR wasn't tossed off the rig entirely.
DUERER arms the flamethrower. The buggy is now in range.
DUERER: Grrrrrrrrrr.
*click*
...
The flamethrower doesn't work!
It is not connected to the propane tank!
DUERER: GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA
L-MAN jams an arm in the cabin and yanks VAMI IV's hand to the side.
VAMI IV: What the fuck!?
The rig veers to the side. The buggy keeps its distance, but accepts the closing gap as it advances.
L-MAN: That buggy is MINE!
SKELETON: tha fack
...L-MAN: SWAN LEAP!
critfail
crunch
L-MAN IS [[DEAD]]
SKELETON: beautiful really
ZAEDON: Eat stick, ya boney booties!
ZAEDON hurls the stick.
Right in the noggin. Nonlethal, though.
SKELETON: AGH FUCK
ZAEDON scurries off to rummage for a gun.
*plok*
SKELETON: there ya go bro
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RIBCAGE CARSKELETON: aaff fuck grr PEDAL TO THE METTLE WE ATTACK NOW
BANN154: Alright, let's do this. Let's do the thing.
BANN154 attempts to snap his restraints in two/cleverly pick the lock.
...BANN154: HUUUUURRRNNNNGGGGHHH
no sale
BACK TO THE ACTIONBANN154: Damnit.
LORDINTYPE: I know! Let's throw another stick!
SKELETON: oh no
LORDINTYPE: 3, 2...
SKELETON: SHITSHITSHITSHIT
LORDINTYPE: Whee!
SKELETON: shit
*BOOM*
SKELETONS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MADDOX: These thing EXPLODE!?
The skeletal buggy has a gash torn in the side and its cool spooky rollbar busted apart. It won't last much longer.
SKELETON: rrrrrRRRGH NIIIITRO
KOMMANDER KEN: You scurrilous reprobates! May your calcium spoil!
MADDOX: Y'know, I was gonna start swinging this thing at them when they got in range, but I'm having second thoughts.
SKELETON: GO GO GO
The skeletons blast forth. The fuckmobile can't keep up!
SKELETON: u fuckbois are ded ded ded
SKELETON: turn man turn
UNNAMED NINJA: Not if I can help it!
SKELETON: u can't lol
SKELETON: ok ur lined up man
SKELETON: FIRE
The REAR LAUNCHAR fires. Nothing can be done now.
The UNNAMED NINJA is blasted clear off the vehicle.SKELETON: BOOM HAHAHA
The skeletons gloat loudly.
Both front wheels have taken some gnarly damage.
The Fuckmobile's steering jitters and the axle strains. The vehicle begins to swerve.
VAMI IV: Oh, you done it now.
The buggy's thrusters blow out as the Fuckmobile regains control.
HAM701 fires off the musket she found in the supplies.HAM701: Have some of this!
Direct hit.
SKELETON: BAH
SKELETON: well its been fun
VAMI IV: AAAAAAA
VAMI IV yanks the wheel to the left. The massive tire looms over the buggy.
SKELETON: thank mr skeltal
*SHRED*
MADDOX: Got 'em!
HAM701: Oh, Silvy, you found a gun back there too? Niiiice!
SILVERDREAM: Yeah!
LORDINTYPE: Uh, guys?
LORDINTYPE emerges from the supply pile.
LORDINTYPE: Can this thing go any faster?
LORDINTYPE: 'Cause that's a lot of skeletons.
EVERYONE: Holy shit.
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INSERT_BLANK: Driver.
SKELETON: ya boss
INSERT_BLANK: Faster.
SKELETON: k
NIMJA: Hey, can you try to bite the cuffs off with your long snout?
*CRAZYHORSE*: You tryin' to get me killed!?
INSERT_BLANK: Quiet, you two.
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FUCKMOBILE STATUSMGB519: We're eating fuckboi tonight.
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(^ tire health, originally 50/50/100/100)
FUCKBOI STATUS
REDROVER: ---------------[[???]]
SILVERDREAM: -----------[[Alive]]
VAMI IV: ------------------[[Alive]]
LAWMASTER: ------------[[Alive]]
KOMMANDER KEN: ------[[Alive]]
DUERER: ------------------[[Alive]]
ZAEDON: ------------------[[Alive]]
MADDOX: ------------------[[Alive]]
BANN154: -----------------[[Alive]]
MOTORHEAD FAN: -------[[???]]
HAM701: -------------------[[Alive]]
LORDINTYPE: -------------[[Alive]]
*CRAZYHORSE*: -----------[[Alive]]
KALVINATOR: -------------[[Alive]]
RUNNYBABBIT223: -------[[???]]
L-MAN: --------------------[[Dead]]
NIMJA: ---------------------[[Alive]]
SKELETON STATUS
MGB519: --------------------[[Spooky]]
INSERT_BLANK: ------------[[Spooky]]
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NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS (from players listed as [[Alive]] and [[Spooky]]) FOR TURN 3 (PM orders pls)
ADDIDIONALY
in inclusion to ur regular orders, be sure to pm me ur reaction orders
shit happens in battel and u gotta be ready to react
give me a number from 1 to 5 along with any comments that will hellp me understand ur reaction
this signals how passive or aggressive ur reaction is
1 means u run away
2 means u stay ur distance
3 means u don't do anything in response
4 means you go on the offensive
5 means you go apeshit on a motherfucker (and will prob die from craziness)
thx
things I've seen in a while. Too bad I didn't sign up earlier. Would be interested if there are still spots open. Either way, calcium for the calcium god!
