MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

They're all the rage

Moderators: BrickSyd, Kommander Ken, Duerer, Elmagnifico

Post Reply
User avatar
mr skeltal
Champion
Champion
Posts: 31
Joined: Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:52 am
Location: skeleton war
Contact:

MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Post by mr skeltal » Thu Nov 05, 2015 4:31 pm

turn TOW
aw yeag

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\;;/**(8=}**\;;/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

TURN 2

Image
SKELETON: throttle it motherfucker
SKELETON: word
Image
VAMI IV: NOPE
He slams the accelerator.

Image
SKELETON: BLASTOOOOOFF
Image
VAMI IV: HYYAAAAAAAAAA
Image
DUERER: Grrrrff.
KALVINATOR descends upon DUERER all sneaky-like.

Image
KALVINATOR: GIMME THE GUNNER SEAT FUZZY BALLS
DUERER: GRRRAAAWWWRRR!
Image

It fails.
DUERER: Gwurf!
KALVINATOR: shit
Image

It's a miracle KALVINATOR wasn't tossed off the rig entirely.

Image

DUERER arms the flamethrower. The buggy is now in range.
DUERER: Grrrrrrrrrr.
Image

*click*

...

The flamethrower doesn't work!

Image

It is not connected to the propane tank!
DUERER: GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA
Image

L-MAN jams an arm in the cabin and yanks VAMI IV's hand to the side.
VAMI IV: What the fuck!?
Image

The rig veers to the side. The buggy keeps its distance, but accepts the closing gap as it advances.

Image
L-MAN: That buggy is MINE!
SKELETON: tha fack
Image
L-MAN: SWAN LEAP!
...

critfail

Image

crunch

L-MAN IS [[DEAD]]

Image
SKELETON: beautiful really
Image
ZAEDON: Eat stick, ya boney booties!
Image

ZAEDON hurls the stick.

Image

Right in the noggin. Nonlethal, though.
SKELETON: AGH FUCK
Image

ZAEDON scurries off to rummage for a gun.

Image

*plok*
SKELETON: there ya go bro
SKELETON: aaff fuck grr PEDAL TO THE METTLE WE ATTACK NOW
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RIBCAGE CAR

Image
BANN154: Alright, let's do this. Let's do the thing.
Image

BANN154 attempts to snap his restraints in two/cleverly pick the lock.
BANN154: HUUUUURRRNNNNGGGGHHH
...

Image

no sale

Image
BANN154: Damnit.
BACK TO THE ACTION

Image
LORDINTYPE: I know! Let's throw another stick!
Image
SKELETON: oh no
Image
LORDINTYPE: 3, 2...
Image
SKELETON: SHITSHITSHITSHIT
Image
LORDINTYPE: Whee!
Image
SKELETON: shit
Image

*BOOM*

Image
SKELETONS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Image
MADDOX: These thing EXPLODE!?
Image

The skeletal buggy has a gash torn in the side and its cool spooky rollbar busted apart. It won't last much longer.

Image
SKELETON: rrrrrRRRGH NIIIITRO
Image
KOMMANDER KEN: You scurrilous reprobates! May your calcium spoil!
Image
MADDOX: Y'know, I was gonna start swinging this thing at them when they got in range, but I'm having second thoughts.
Image
SKELETON: GO GO GO
Image

The skeletons blast forth. The fuckmobile can't keep up!
SKELETON: u fuckbois are ded ded ded
Image
SKELETON: turn man turn
Image
UNNAMED NINJA: Not if I can help it!
Image
SKELETON: u can't lol
Image
SKELETON: ok ur lined up man
SKELETON: FIRE
Image

The REAR LAUNCHAR fires. Nothing can be done now.

Image
SKELETON: BOOM HAHAHA
The UNNAMED NINJA is blasted clear off the vehicle.

Image

The skeletons gloat loudly.

Image

Both front wheels have taken some gnarly damage.

Image

The Fuckmobile's steering jitters and the axle strains. The vehicle begins to swerve.

Image
VAMI IV: Oh, you done it now.
Image

The buggy's thrusters blow out as the Fuckmobile regains control.

Image
HAM701: Have some of this!
HAM701 fires off the musket she found in the supplies.

Image

Direct hit.
SKELETON: BAH
Image
SKELETON: well its been fun
VAMI IV: AAAAAAA
Image

VAMI IV yanks the wheel to the left. The massive tire looms over the buggy.
SKELETON: thank mr skeltal
Image

*SHRED*

Image
MADDOX: Got 'em!
Image
HAM701: Oh, Silvy, you found a gun back there too? Niiiice!
SILVERDREAM: Yeah!
LORDINTYPE: Uh, guys?
Image

LORDINTYPE emerges from the supply pile.
LORDINTYPE: Can this thing go any faster?
Image
LORDINTYPE: 'Cause that's a lot of skeletons.
Image
EVERYONE: Holy shit.
Image

...

Image

...

Image
INSERT_BLANK: Driver.
SKELETON: ya boss
INSERT_BLANK: Faster.
SKELETON: k
NIMJA: Hey, can you try to bite the cuffs off with your long snout?
*CRAZYHORSE*: You tryin' to get me killed!?
INSERT_BLANK: Quiet, you two.
Image

...

Image
MGB519: We're eating fuckboi tonight.
FUCKMOBILE STATUS

           [ 45 ]---[ 42 ]
                     |
                     |
                     |
                     |
                     |
                     |
                     |
                     |
                     |
[````]           |            [````]
[ 100 ]-------------[ 100 ]
[_____]                        [_____]

(^ tire health, originally 50/50/100/100)

FUCKBOI STATUS

REDROVER: ---------------[[???]]
SILVERDREAM: -----------[[Alive]]
VAMI IV: ------------------[[Alive]]
LAWMASTER: ------------[[Alive]]
KOMMANDER KEN: ------[[Alive]]
DUERER: ------------------[[Alive]]
ZAEDON: ------------------[[Alive]]
MADDOX: ------------------[[Alive]]
BANN154: -----------------[[Alive]]
MOTORHEAD FAN: -------[[???]]
HAM701: -------------------[[Alive]]
LORDINTYPE: -------------[[Alive]]
*CRAZYHORSE*: -----------[[Alive]]
KALVINATOR: -------------[[Alive]]
RUNNYBABBIT223: -------[[???]]
L-MAN: --------------------[[Dead]]
NIMJA: ---------------------[[Alive]]

SKELETON STATUS

MGB519: --------------------[[Spooky]]
INSERT_BLANK: ------------[[Spooky]]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\;;/**(8=}**\;;/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS (from players listed as [[Alive]] and [[Spooky]]) FOR TURN 3 (PM orders pls)


ADDIDIONALY
in inclusion to ur regular orders, be sure to pm me ur reaction orders
shit happens in battel and u gotta be ready to react
give me a number from 1 to 5 along with any comments that will hellp me understand ur reaction
this signals how passive or aggressive ur reaction is
1 means u run away
2 means u stay ur distance
3 means u don't do anything in response
4 means you go on the offensive
5 means you go apeshit on a motherfucker (and will prob die from craziness)


thx
Last edited by mr skeltal on Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.
SKELETON WAR IS not currently LIVE

extremely spooky
viewer discretioon is advised pls do not open unless u have a tolerance to spookiness
Spoiler
Show
none of the inages work anymere

User avatar
Zadeon
Champion
Champion
Posts: 13
Joined: Tue Jun 23, 2015 4:24 pm

Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Post by Zadeon » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:38 pm

Oh crap I hope we don't fight them all at once.

I sent in my orders.
Spoiler
Show
Image

User avatar
*CRAZYHORSE*
Mega Blok
Posts: 1348
Joined: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:10 pm
Location: Procrasturbating.

Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Post by *CRAZYHORSE* » Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:50 pm

OH man this is it right here.
:sparta:
stubby wrote:You were inb4beluga.

User avatar
Zupponn
if you give us money we will give you product
if you give us money we will give you product
Posts: 5564
Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:15 pm
Location: Back in Wisconsin!

Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Post by Zupponn » Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:01 pm

Hell yes. This is turning into one of the most awesome and :666: things I've seen in a while. Too bad I didn't sign up earlier. Would be interested if there are still spots open. Either way, calcium for the calcium god!
Image

User avatar
bann154
bann is the mann
Posts: 908
Joined: Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:06 am
Location: Canada Eh?

Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Post by bann154 » Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:09 pm

If someone can find a gun and shoot the skeleton on the back of the ribcage car that'd be lovely so i could hijack it.
My Factions/My Battles/My Painting and Modelling Adventures
A mind without purpose will wander in dark places

User avatar
CaptainZebra
rei sucks
Posts: 449
Joined: Wed Oct 14, 2015 1:21 pm

Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Post by CaptainZebra » Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:02 am

I signed up... There was no clause on instant deletion of sign up.
My keboa5rd =isn't wo5rk=ing ve5ry well at the moment... Exc6use any m=istakes =in my ty-p=ing.(T5r6ust, me =it can get a lot wo5rse than th=is)

User avatar
mr skeltal
Champion
Champion
Posts: 31
Joined: Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:52 am
Location: skeleton war
Contact:

Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Post by mr skeltal » Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:20 am

CaptainZebra wrote:I signed up... There was no clause on instant deletion of sign up.
ull have to take that up with the admins fuckboi cuz i dunno anthing about that
SKELETON WAR IS not currently LIVE

extremely spooky
viewer discretioon is advised pls do not open unless u have a tolerance to spookiness
Spoiler
Show
none of the inages work anymere

User avatar
L-Man
Officer
Posts: 139
Joined: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:02 am
Location: P-Land

Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Post by L-Man » Fri Nov 06, 2015 1:37 pm

God. F*cking. Dammit.

Well, it was fun :omnom:
"Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe, they die."

User avatar
CaptainZebra
rei sucks
Posts: 449
Joined: Wed Oct 14, 2015 1:21 pm

Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Post by CaptainZebra » Sat Nov 07, 2015 4:29 am

I deleted as part of my evil scheme...
My keboa5rd =isn't wo5rk=ing ve5ry well at the moment... Exc6use any m=istakes =in my ty-p=ing.(T5r6ust, me =it can get a lot wo5rse than th=is)

User avatar
RedRover
I want you to be
I want you to be
Posts: 2705
Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:36 pm
Location: CA
Contact:

Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Post by RedRover » Sat Nov 07, 2015 10:45 am

How's that working out for ya?

User avatar
Vami IV
blah blah swastikas kkk look how edgy I am
blah blah swastikas kkk look how edgy I am
Posts: 2345
Joined: Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:43 pm
Location: ✠1095✠1189✠1209✠1230✠

Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Post by Vami IV » Sat Nov 07, 2015 8:55 pm

L-Man wrote:God. F*cking. Dammit.

Well, it was fun :omnom:
yeah, I hope it was. u fucked up the front of my ride motherfucker

User avatar
CaptainZebra
rei sucks
Posts: 449
Joined: Wed Oct 14, 2015 1:21 pm

Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Post by CaptainZebra » Sun Nov 08, 2015 3:38 am

RedRover wrote:How's that working out for ya?
Better than Jar Jar's
My keboa5rd =isn't wo5rk=ing ve5ry well at the moment... Exc6use any m=istakes =in my ty-p=ing.(T5r6ust, me =it can get a lot wo5rse than th=is)

User avatar
L-Man
Officer
Posts: 139
Joined: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:02 am
Location: P-Land

Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Post by L-Man » Sun Nov 08, 2015 4:41 pm

Vami IV wrote:
L-Man wrote:God. F*cking. Dammit.

Well, it was fun :omnom:
yeah, I hope it was. u fucked up the front of my ride motherfucker
Fuckin wot m8? I only painted our fukmobile bit more red with my blood :D
"Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe, they die."

User avatar
*CRAZYHORSE*
Mega Blok
Posts: 1348
Joined: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:10 pm
Location: Procrasturbating.

Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Post by *CRAZYHORSE* » Mon Nov 09, 2015 6:19 am

I'm hungry for turn 3!
stubby wrote:You were inb4beluga.

Post Reply