MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 4:31 pm
turn TOW
aw yeag
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TURN 2
It fails.
It's a miracle KALVINATOR wasn't tossed off the rig entirely.
DUERER arms the flamethrower. The buggy is now in range.
*click*
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The flamethrower doesn't work!
It is not connected to the propane tank!
L-MAN jams an arm in the cabin and yanks VAMI IV's hand to the side.
The rig veers to the side. The buggy keeps its distance, but accepts the closing gap as it advances.
critfail
crunch
L-MAN IS [[DEAD]]
ZAEDON hurls the stick.
Right in the noggin. Nonlethal, though.
ZAEDON scurries off to rummage for a gun.
*plok*
BANN154 attempts to snap his restraints in two/cleverly pick the lock.
no sale
*BOOM*
The skeletal buggy has a gash torn in the side and its cool spooky rollbar busted apart. It won't last much longer.
The skeletons blast forth. The fuckmobile can't keep up!
The REAR LAUNCHAR fires. Nothing can be done now.
The skeletons gloat loudly.
Both front wheels have taken some gnarly damage.
The Fuckmobile's steering jitters and the axle strains. The vehicle begins to swerve.
The buggy's thrusters blow out as the Fuckmobile regains control.
Direct hit.
VAMI IV yanks the wheel to the left. The massive tire looms over the buggy.
*SHRED*
LORDINTYPE emerges from the supply pile.
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(^ tire health, originally 50/50/100/100)
FUCKBOI STATUS
REDROVER: ---------------[[???]]
SILVERDREAM: -----------[[Alive]]
VAMI IV: ------------------[[Alive]]
LAWMASTER: ------------[[Alive]]
KOMMANDER KEN: ------[[Alive]]
DUERER: ------------------[[Alive]]
ZAEDON: ------------------[[Alive]]
MADDOX: ------------------[[Alive]]
BANN154: -----------------[[Alive]]
MOTORHEAD FAN: -------[[???]]
HAM701: -------------------[[Alive]]
LORDINTYPE: -------------[[Alive]]
*CRAZYHORSE*: -----------[[Alive]]
KALVINATOR: -------------[[Alive]]
RUNNYBABBIT223: -------[[???]]
L-MAN: --------------------[[Dead]]
NIMJA: ---------------------[[Alive]]
SKELETON STATUS
MGB519: --------------------[[Spooky]]
INSERT_BLANK: ------------[[Spooky]]
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NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS (from players listed as [[Alive]] and [[Spooky]]) FOR TURN 3 (PM orders pls)
ADDIDIONALY
in inclusion to ur regular orders, be sure to pm me ur reaction orders
shit happens in battel and u gotta be ready to react
give me a number from 1 to 5 along with any comments that will hellp me understand ur reaction
this signals how passive or aggressive ur reaction is
1 means u run away
2 means u stay ur distance
3 means u don't do anything in response
4 means you go on the offensive
5 means you go apeshit on a motherfucker (and will prob die from craziness)
thx
aw yeag
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TURN 2
SKELETON: throttle it motherfucker
SKELETON: word
He slams the accelerator.VAMI IV: NOPE
SKELETON: BLASTOOOOOFF
VAMI IV: HYYAAAAAAAAAA
KALVINATOR descends upon DUERER all sneaky-like.DUERER: Grrrrff.
KALVINATOR: GIMME THE GUNNER SEAT FUZZY BALLS
DUERER: GRRRAAAWWWRRR!
It fails.
DUERER: Gwurf!
KALVINATOR: shit
It's a miracle KALVINATOR wasn't tossed off the rig entirely.
DUERER arms the flamethrower. The buggy is now in range.
DUERER: Grrrrrrrrrr.
*click*
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The flamethrower doesn't work!
It is not connected to the propane tank!
DUERER: GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA
L-MAN jams an arm in the cabin and yanks VAMI IV's hand to the side.
VAMI IV: What the fuck!?
The rig veers to the side. The buggy keeps its distance, but accepts the closing gap as it advances.
L-MAN: That buggy is MINE!
SKELETON: tha fack
...L-MAN: SWAN LEAP!
critfail
crunch
L-MAN IS [[DEAD]]
SKELETON: beautiful really
ZAEDON: Eat stick, ya boney booties!
ZAEDON hurls the stick.
Right in the noggin. Nonlethal, though.
SKELETON: AGH FUCK
ZAEDON scurries off to rummage for a gun.
*plok*
SKELETON: there ya go bro
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RIBCAGE CARSKELETON: aaff fuck grr PEDAL TO THE METTLE WE ATTACK NOW
BANN154: Alright, let's do this. Let's do the thing.
BANN154 attempts to snap his restraints in two/cleverly pick the lock.
...BANN154: HUUUUURRRNNNNGGGGHHH
no sale
BACK TO THE ACTIONBANN154: Damnit.
LORDINTYPE: I know! Let's throw another stick!
SKELETON: oh no
LORDINTYPE: 3, 2...
SKELETON: SHITSHITSHITSHIT
LORDINTYPE: Whee!
SKELETON: shit
*BOOM*
SKELETONS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MADDOX: These thing EXPLODE!?
The skeletal buggy has a gash torn in the side and its cool spooky rollbar busted apart. It won't last much longer.
SKELETON: rrrrrRRRGH NIIIITRO
KOMMANDER KEN: You scurrilous reprobates! May your calcium spoil!
MADDOX: Y'know, I was gonna start swinging this thing at them when they got in range, but I'm having second thoughts.
SKELETON: GO GO GO
The skeletons blast forth. The fuckmobile can't keep up!
SKELETON: u fuckbois are ded ded ded
SKELETON: turn man turn
UNNAMED NINJA: Not if I can help it!
SKELETON: u can't lol
SKELETON: ok ur lined up man
SKELETON: FIRE
The REAR LAUNCHAR fires. Nothing can be done now.
The UNNAMED NINJA is blasted clear off the vehicle.SKELETON: BOOM HAHAHA
The skeletons gloat loudly.
Both front wheels have taken some gnarly damage.
The Fuckmobile's steering jitters and the axle strains. The vehicle begins to swerve.
VAMI IV: Oh, you done it now.
The buggy's thrusters blow out as the Fuckmobile regains control.
HAM701 fires off the musket she found in the supplies.HAM701: Have some of this!
Direct hit.
SKELETON: BAH
SKELETON: well its been fun
VAMI IV: AAAAAAA
VAMI IV yanks the wheel to the left. The massive tire looms over the buggy.
SKELETON: thank mr skeltal
*SHRED*
MADDOX: Got 'em!
HAM701: Oh, Silvy, you found a gun back there too? Niiiice!
SILVERDREAM: Yeah!
LORDINTYPE: Uh, guys?
LORDINTYPE emerges from the supply pile.
LORDINTYPE: Can this thing go any faster?
LORDINTYPE: 'Cause that's a lot of skeletons.
EVERYONE: Holy shit.
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INSERT_BLANK: Driver.
SKELETON: ya boss
INSERT_BLANK: Faster.
SKELETON: k
NIMJA: Hey, can you try to bite the cuffs off with your long snout?
*CRAZYHORSE*: You tryin' to get me killed!?
INSERT_BLANK: Quiet, you two.
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FUCKMOBILE STATUSMGB519: We're eating fuckboi tonight.
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[ 100 ]-------------[ 100 ]
[_____] [_____]
(^ tire health, originally 50/50/100/100)
FUCKBOI STATUS
REDROVER: ---------------[[???]]
SILVERDREAM: -----------[[Alive]]
VAMI IV: ------------------[[Alive]]
LAWMASTER: ------------[[Alive]]
KOMMANDER KEN: ------[[Alive]]
DUERER: ------------------[[Alive]]
ZAEDON: ------------------[[Alive]]
MADDOX: ------------------[[Alive]]
BANN154: -----------------[[Alive]]
MOTORHEAD FAN: -------[[???]]
HAM701: -------------------[[Alive]]
LORDINTYPE: -------------[[Alive]]
*CRAZYHORSE*: -----------[[Alive]]
KALVINATOR: -------------[[Alive]]
RUNNYBABBIT223: -------[[???]]
L-MAN: --------------------[[Dead]]
NIMJA: ---------------------[[Alive]]
SKELETON STATUS
MGB519: --------------------[[Spooky]]
INSERT_BLANK: ------------[[Spooky]]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\;;/**(8=}**\;;/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS (from players listed as [[Alive]] and [[Spooky]]) FOR TURN 3 (PM orders pls)
ADDIDIONALY
in inclusion to ur regular orders, be sure to pm me ur reaction orders
shit happens in battel and u gotta be ready to react
give me a number from 1 to 5 along with any comments that will hellp me understand ur reaction
this signals how passive or aggressive ur reaction is
1 means u run away
2 means u stay ur distance
3 means u don't do anything in response
4 means you go on the offensive
5 means you go apeshit on a motherfucker (and will prob die from craziness)
thx
things I've seen in a while. Too bad I didn't sign up earlier. Would be interested if there are still spots open. Either way, calcium for the calcium god!
