Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown [RK Winner 2016]

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Re: Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown

Post by Silent-sigfig » Mon Jan 04, 2016 12:08 am

USA Turn 5(bann154)

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The Comedian makes a move for Captain Cheeto's chainsword.

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He hopes no one notices those rolls.

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A 45th Union grunt is gunned down.
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Re: Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown

Post by Silent-sigfig » Mon Jan 04, 2016 12:16 am

Imperial Magikistrate Turn 5(redrover)

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This guy keeps moving.

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The two grunts attempt to kill The Comedian, who gets a Redshirt. Captain Cheeto Isn't so lucky, and gets decapitated by an enchanted chainsaw. The third grunt tries to kill the comedian, but can't break his armor.
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Re: Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown

Post by Silent-sigfig » Mon Jan 04, 2016 12:27 am

45th Union turn 5(mgb519 replacing Silent-Sigfig replacing Kastrenzo replacing Valiant)

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"Hey man, trade?"

"Uh, sure?"

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"Fire when ready!"

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Not only does the rocket guy survive, but he sticks the landing AND manged to get a shot off. Too bad it goes wild.

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These two guys wipe the remaining Magikistrate redshirts.

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The last guy tries to kill Plaerus but fails.

Overwatch.

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Re: Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown

Post by RedRover » Mon Jan 04, 2016 12:59 am

(mgb519 replacing Silent-Sigfig replacing Kastrenzo replacing Valiant)
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Re: Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown

Post by Silent-sigfig » Mon Jan 04, 2016 1:04 am

The Final Turns


USA

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The Comedian begins groping a trooper.

"Uhh...I can explain..." (feat failed).

Imperial Magikistrate

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Plaerus Shields himself, but a fumble die weakens his efforts.

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The last grunt shoots at the groped trooper. Outstanding damage means it penetrates and kills both him and the Comedian.

USA ELIMINATED

45th Union

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The launcher is loaded, as everyone backs away from Plaerus.

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The Shield is cracked, but the damage doesn't kill him.

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All three remaining troopers open up.

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Even with the three of them, they only beat his armor by 1 point.


Imperial Magikistrate

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The last guy flubs his shot.

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And is then ended.

45th Union Victory!

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Epilogue:

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General Sherman: "Excellent work, men. You've secured a great victory for the 45th Union."

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Officer: "General, Incoming!"

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*Pneumatic hiss*

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Sherman: "Mr. president,sir! I was not expecting you to come personally!"

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President Peachamir Putin: "I was in the area. Come. Show me what we have."

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Sherman: "The bleeding crown. It's an ancient artifact, said to grant it's bearer with power untold."

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Putin: "Power untold?"

Sherman: "Yes sir, but no one...actually believes...that..."

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Putin: "General Sherman..."

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Putin: "You had best believe."
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Re: Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown

Post by Silent-sigfig » Mon Jan 04, 2016 1:08 am

As always, I would like to thank all of my players who made this possible. This was a ton of fun to host, and I would love to do another one sometime.

I can't say I learned much about the game, but that doesn't matter it was fun, and a really close game (I expect it would have turned out way differently had the Peach Factions not allied early on).
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Re: [RK16]Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown

Post by RedRover » Mon Jan 04, 2016 1:17 am

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Re: [RK16]Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown

Post by Valiant » Mon Jan 04, 2016 1:34 am

Indeed :).

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Re: [RK16]Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown

Post by Quantumsurfer » Mon Jan 04, 2016 1:41 am

Cool game.

But you know what I love best about Silent Reports? Those camera angles. Everything always feels so...dynamic. Your photography is top notch, mate.

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Re: [RK16]Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown

Post by Duerer » Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:42 am

Good to see, that you finally managed to play it out. Too bad, I couldn't be around for it.
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Re: [RK16]Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown

Post by Kastrenzo » Mon Jan 04, 2016 6:54 am

interesting to see that the 45th didnt get massacred while clumping all together after the one turn I had with them.

What happened to Cheeto? did he fall on his own chainsaw after he epic-fucked his lunge?
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Re: [RK16]Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown

Post by RedRover » Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:32 am

Kastrenzo wrote:interesting to see that the 45th didnt get massacred while clumping all together after the one turn I had with them.

What happened to Cheeto? did he fall on his own chainsaw after he epic-fucked his lunge?
He fell on his face, but palerus used a heroic feat to enchant the chainsaw and have it cut cheeto apart

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Re: Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown

Post by L-Man » Mon Jan 04, 2016 12:32 pm

Silent-sigfig wrote: Image

The Comedian makes a move for Captain Cheeto's chainsword.

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He hopes no one notices those rolls.
I actually lol'd at this one :D
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Re: [RK16]Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown

Post by Zupponn » Mon Jan 04, 2016 1:12 pm

Quantumsurfer wrote:Cool game.

But you know what I love best about Silent Reports? Those camera angles. Everything always feels so...dynamic. Your photography is top notch, mate.
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These two in particular caught my eye.
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Re: [RK16]Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown

Post by Apollyon » Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:38 pm

How long did it take to play this?
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