Chat Battle: The Bleeding Crown [RK Winner 2016]

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USA Turn 5(bann154)



The Comedian makes a move for Captain Cheeto's chainsword.





He hopes no one notices those rolls.



A 45th Union grunt is gunned down.

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Imperial Magikistrate Turn 5(redrover)



This guy keeps moving.



The two grunts attempt to kill The Comedian, who gets a Redshirt. Captain Cheeto Isn't so lucky, and gets decapitated by an enchanted chainsaw. The third grunt tries to kill the comedian, but can't break his armor.

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45th Union turn 5(mgb519 replacing Silent-Sigfig replacing Kastrenzo replacing Valiant)



"Hey man, trade?"

"Uh, sure?"



"Fire when ready!"



Not only does the rocket guy survive, but he sticks the landing AND manged to get a shot off. Too bad it goes wild.



These two guys wipe the remaining Magikistrate redshirts.



The last guy tries to kill Plaerus but fails.

Overwatch.

[RedRover]

(mgb519 replacing Silent-Sigfig replacing Kastrenzo replacing Valiant)
Best part.

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The Final Turns


USA



The Comedian begins groping a trooper.

"Uhh...I can explain..." (feat failed).

Imperial Magikistrate



Plaerus Shields himself, but a fumble die weakens his efforts.



The last grunt shoots at the groped trooper. Outstanding damage means it penetrates and kills both him and the Comedian.

USA ELIMINATED

45th Union



The launcher is loaded, as everyone backs away from Plaerus.



The Shield is cracked, but the damage doesn't kill him.



All three remaining troopers open up.



Even with the three of them, they only beat his armor by 1 point.


Imperial Magikistrate



The last guy flubs his shot.



And is then ended.

45th Union Victory!

Overviews







Epilogue:



General Sherman: "Excellent work, men. You've secured a great victory for the 45th Union."



Officer: "General, Incoming!"



*Pneumatic hiss*



Sherman: "Mr. president,sir! I was not expecting you to come personally!"



President Peachamir Putin: "I was in the area. Come. Show me what we have."



Sherman: "The bleeding crown. It's an ancient artifact, said to grant it's bearer with power untold."



Putin: "Power untold?"

Sherman: "Yes sir, but no one...actually believes...that..."



Putin: "General Sherman..."



Putin: "You had best believe."

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As always, I would like to thank all of my players who made this possible. This was a ton of fun to host, and I would love to do another one sometime.

I can't say I learned much about the game, but that doesn't matter it was fun, and a really close game (I expect it would have turned out way differently had the Peach Factions not allied early on).

[RedRover]

Peach bros for life

[Valiant]

Indeed .

[Quantumsurfer]

Cool game.

But you know what I love best about Silent Reports? Those camera angles. Everything always feels so...dynamic. Your photography is top notch, mate.

[Duerer]

Good to see, that you finally managed to play it out. Too bad, I couldn't be around for it.

[Kastrenzo]

interesting to see that the 45th didnt get massacred while clumping all together after the one turn I had with them.

What happened to Cheeto? did he fall on his own chainsaw after he epic-fucked his lunge?

[RedRover]

interesting to see that the 45th didnt get massacred while clumping all together after the one turn I had with them.

What happened to Cheeto? did he fall on his own chainsaw after he epic-fucked his lunge?

He fell on his face, but palerus used a heroic feat to enchant the chainsaw and have it cut cheeto apart

[L-Man]

The Comedian makes a move for Captain Cheeto's chainsword.





He hopes no one notices those rolls.

I actually lol'd at this one

[Zupponn]

Cool game.

But you know what I love best about Silent Reports? Those camera angles. Everything always feels so...dynamic. Your photography is top notch, mate.

These two in particular caught my eye.

[Apollyon]

How long did it take to play this?