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Turn Three's turn order is as follows:
1. Tavern Staff (mgb519), 2. Sanitation Overseer (Duerer), 3. Norsemen (RedRover), 4. Esduin (Silent_Sigfig), 5. Frostborne (bann154)
Tavern Staff (mgb519):
The remaining barmaid approaches the Sanitation Overseer, now knowing full well that he couldn’t have been a caretaker.
“Hey, handsome~”
She tries to grab him, but the Overseer parries with his broom. “Back awff! I’m workin’ here.”
Despite her feat of seduction denied, the maiden still manages to let out the signal.
The Chef hears the whistle from his kitchen. Finally the time has come.
Logic be damned, The Chef produces a blood sausage from the boiling pot of blood.
He then adds it to the fuming cauldron.
Grabbing the cauldron by its scalding handle, he drags it out of the kitchen and into the dining space, gripping his trusty ladle with his free hand.
He stops and places it before the Sanitation Overseer. “Hey pal, why don’t you try today’s special?”
“Nah.”
“Well… I guess… I’ll have to… Use… FORCE-“
“wait”
“-FFFFF-”
The Chef’s attempt to force-feed the Sanitation Overseer backfires and he falls headfirst into the molten-hot soup.
Meanwhile, the last tavern-defending patron hobbles over to the Esduin forces. He winds up his trusty bottle and grumbles obscenities, mainly racist comments about how dumb elves are.
Though his intended target was Thorailin, the elf lieutenant uses a redshirt to avoid what would have been a surprisingly fatal amount of damage.
The Sanitation Overseer (Duerer):
The Overseer hardly falters after the incident with the tavern’s staff. He maneuvers around them toward the bar.
And shoves a bystander out of the way who had been dozing off the entire time. “Perdon,” the Saniation Overseer says, although the woman seems indifferent.
He looks around behind the bar, noting how cluttered and messy it was back there. The Overseer grumbles something about this being “strike two.”
Then he examines the drinks, taking note of a particular bottle of strange, OT booze.
“Thish looks familiar…”
Norsemen (RedRover):
Coinflip results in Heads, giving the Norse a +1 to their skill rolls for the turn.
Gisella the Huntress begins chanting an old Norse song, pretending to use her rifle like a lyre.
*appropriate battle hym*
Her fellow warriors roar back in unison and she aims her rifle yet again.
Boom. Headshot.
Norse warriors charge the thinning elven forces and strike down the last hoplite.
Esduin (Silent_Sigfig):
Another +1 is rewarded for the turn, this time for the Esduin.
“You absolute filth!” Thorailin snarls and bashes the nearest Nord with his shield. The warrior’s axeblade almost kills the icebreaker behind him, but he’s saved by his own heavy armor.
Meanwhile the archers focus their fire on Gisella, but a redshirt jumps up to receive the arrows instead. “For the Norse!” He shouts, despite the blood quickly filling his lungs.
Frostborne (bann154):
(forgot to add a picture of this, but Frostborne received a -1 for the turn on their skill rolls after the coinflip)
The icebreaker tries to smack Thorailin with his hammer again, but nothing happens.
“Whaddafuq...”
Meanwhile Ken realizes he can sort-of fit through one of the windows.
And reach just far enough to behead an archer. “That’s right, step right up folks! Who wants to lose their head next?"
Overviews:
Stats:
Kills:
Esduin: 5
Frostborne: 3
Norsemen: 2
Tavern Staff: 2
Sanitation Overseer: 2/3 strikes
Units Left:
Esduin: 1 archer, 1 Hero (Thorailin)
Frostborne: 1 icebreaker, 1 Hero (Ken)
Norsemen: 2 warriors, 1 Hero (Gisella)
Tavern Staff: 1 patron, 1 barmaid, 1 Hero (The Chef)
Sanitation Overseer: 1 Hero
