To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

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To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Post by Alex » Thu Sep 08, 2016 12:36 pm

Spanish Inquisition (MGB519)
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Inquisitor Cortez succumbs to the flames of his fanaticism. Sometimes even the Spanish Inquisition doesn't expect a Spanish Inquisition.Spanish Inquisition Eliminated!

Britannians (Motorhead Fan)
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With Cortez dead, the Britannians now focus their fire and blast the party guest who attacked them the previous turn.

Freedum States of Murica (Red_SPAMbot)
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"Studs for the studgod!" Raygun shouts as he judo throws Roche into the maw of Brikthulu. Roche proves he's a tough SOB to kill.
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The Redcap's attack is equally ineffective.
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Agent Dangerzone brandishes his beam cutlass. "Well Strongarm, you almost made it with your ill gotten booty. I hope you brought a big trunk because I'm going to put my boot in it!"
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With that, he grabs the chest and tries to kick it into captain Strongarm.
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However, he loses his balance and falls off the skiff instead.

Party Guests (Zupponn)
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Realizing his mistake, Carlos Satana tries to summon hammerman to bannhammer Brikthulu.
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He succeeds in summoning a hammer, which would have smashed him, had the bartender not dived and pushed him out of the way.

Space Pirates (Apollyon)
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Getting into the cockpit of the skiff, Strongarm takes off. He fires a parting shot at the yellow car, which is undamaged.
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He then flies into the portal, in search of a new crew and more booty.

Interdimensional Raiders (lordintype)
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The raider dives between the abominations, causing them to attack each otehr. They are unharmed however.
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She kills the lesser abomination.

Culinary Abomination (TastySkippy123)
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Secretary Frankenfood attacks the raider in turn, but her armor protects her.

Brikthulu
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Brikthulu swings Roche like a club, injuring Roche and killing the redcap.

Roche (Bann154)
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"I'm not gonna get eaten by some stupid squid thing!" Roche exclaims. Grabbing a sword from the ground, he cuts his way out of Brikthulu's tentacled grasp.

Dos Briquis Guy (Steel_Valkyrie)
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The Dos Briquis guy attacks Roche, who survives.
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He then grabs Agent Dangerzone's grappling gun from the tree and shoots Brikthulu.
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Casting it like a fishing line, he pulls Brikthulu back into the portal.



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Seeing an opportunity to escape with her objective, the raider jumps up to the ancient artifact, grabs it, and disappears.
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"You want to know the definition of insanity?" The Dos Briquis guy asks Roche,
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"Let me show you!" The Dos Briquis guy tries to shove Roche into the portal as well.
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Roche counters and smashes him into the side, which destabilizes the portal.
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As the portal collapses, both the Dos Briquis guy and Roche disappear with it.
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What's left in their wake is silence, and a whole lot of mess. "Hey guys!" Agent Dangerzone shouts across the carnage, "I think there's still some scotch at the bar!"
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Thanks to everyone for playing and making this a great battle!

Kill Count:
Dos Briquis Guy (Steel_Valkyrie)- 2+2 friendly fire
Dos Briquis Entourage (Legomc) (Eliminated)- 6+3 friendly fire+ 1 pirate skiff
Space Pirates (Apollyon) -20
Freedum States of Murica (Red_SPAMbot)- 13
BA Team (Open) -8
Britannian League of Explorers and Gentlemen (Motorhead Fan) -6
Thugs and Mercenaries (Bann154) -2
Party Guests (Zupponn)- 5+ 1friendly fire + produced one culinary abomination and summoned Brikthulu
Ninjas (Duerer)- 1
Spanish Inquisition (Mgb519) (Eliminated)- 15
Culinary Abomination (TastySkippy123)- 3
Inter-Dimensional Raiders (Lordintype)- 2
Brikthulu-1

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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Post by bann154 » Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:21 pm

Good game! Thanks for hosting it was mighty metal!
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Post by TastySkippy123 » Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:17 pm

Good game everybody, and good job Alex :D

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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Post by Zupponn » Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:01 am

Fucking awesome. Well done Alex! (and mgb?)
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Post by Apollyon » Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:18 am

Fantastic battle! I enjoyed it a lot. Only Dangerzone was a pain in the ass. He is going down next time.
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Post by Alex » Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:13 am

Zupponn wrote:Fucking awesome. Well done Alex! (and mgb?)
He just sent in orders for the Spanish Inquisition this time.

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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Post by lordintype » Fri Sep 09, 2016 4:57 pm

Ha ha! That was a great battle! Sorry for not being better at sending orders sooner
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Post by Red_SPAMbot » Sat Sep 10, 2016 2:10 am

Apollyon wrote:Fantastic battle! I enjoyed it a lot. Only Dangerzone was a pain in the ass. He is going down next time.
...ON YOUR MOM! BWAHA! :mrgreen:

But seriously, all the random carnage, that battlefield was beautiful. Best first forum battle ever! Big Ups to Alex for putting up with my pain-in-the-ass orders. Makes me want to build my own Freedum Faction.

GGE. WP. DFTTYB. Enjoy the buffet.
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Post by stubby » Sat Sep 10, 2016 2:35 pm

Red_SPAMbot wrote:
Apollyon wrote:Only Dangerzone was a pain in the ass. He is going down next time.
...ON YOUR MOM! BWAHA! :mrgreen:
Wait actually that sounds pretty nice of him
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Post by Red_SPAMbot » Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:30 am

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Quantumsurfer wrote:I tried other places but it was always much the same. Bunch of elitist pricks pompously waving their shittily painted thousand dollar armies in one another's faces whilst trying to intellectually one up one another by creating oh-so-clever army lists in the most boring, rules lawyering, and socially backward sessions of mathhammer ever devised.

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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Post by Steel_Valkyrie » Wed Sep 21, 2016 7:01 pm

Yeah. Neat portal mechanic. I'm so very sorry for just dropping off like that. Life stuff came up. :?
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Post by Alex » Wed Sep 21, 2016 7:40 pm

Steel_Valkyrie wrote:Yeah. Neat portal mechanic. I'm so very sorry for just dropping off like that. Life stuff came up. :?
No worries, I understand. Things just happen sometimes.

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