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To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 12:36 pm
by Alex
Spanish Inquisition (MGB519)
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Inquisitor Cortez succumbs to the flames of his fanaticism. Sometimes even the Spanish Inquisition doesn't expect a Spanish Inquisition.Spanish Inquisition Eliminated!

Britannians (Motorhead Fan)
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With Cortez dead, the Britannians now focus their fire and blast the party guest who attacked them the previous turn.

Freedum States of Murica (Red_SPAMbot)
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"Studs for the studgod!" Raygun shouts as he judo throws Roche into the maw of Brikthulu. Roche proves he's a tough SOB to kill.
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The Redcap's attack is equally ineffective.
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Agent Dangerzone brandishes his beam cutlass. "Well Strongarm, you almost made it with your ill gotten booty. I hope you brought a big trunk because I'm going to put my boot in it!"
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With that, he grabs the chest and tries to kick it into captain Strongarm.
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However, he loses his balance and falls off the skiff instead.

Party Guests (Zupponn)
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Realizing his mistake, Carlos Satana tries to summon hammerman to bannhammer Brikthulu.
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He succeeds in summoning a hammer, which would have smashed him, had the bartender not dived and pushed him out of the way.

Space Pirates (Apollyon)
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Getting into the cockpit of the skiff, Strongarm takes off. He fires a parting shot at the yellow car, which is undamaged.
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He then flies into the portal, in search of a new crew and more booty.

Interdimensional Raiders (lordintype)
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The raider dives between the abominations, causing them to attack each otehr. They are unharmed however.
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She kills the lesser abomination.

Culinary Abomination (TastySkippy123)
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Secretary Frankenfood attacks the raider in turn, but her armor protects her.

Brikthulu
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Brikthulu swings Roche like a club, injuring Roche and killing the redcap.

Roche (Bann154)
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"I'm not gonna get eaten by some stupid squid thing!" Roche exclaims. Grabbing a sword from the ground, he cuts his way out of Brikthulu's tentacled grasp.

Dos Briquis Guy (Steel_Valkyrie)
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The Dos Briquis guy attacks Roche, who survives.
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He then grabs Agent Dangerzone's grappling gun from the tree and shoots Brikthulu.
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Casting it like a fishing line, he pulls Brikthulu back into the portal.



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Seeing an opportunity to escape with her objective, the raider jumps up to the ancient artifact, grabs it, and disappears.
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"You want to know the definition of insanity?" The Dos Briquis guy asks Roche,
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"Let me show you!" The Dos Briquis guy tries to shove Roche into the portal as well.
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Roche counters and smashes him into the side, which destabilizes the portal.
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As the portal collapses, both the Dos Briquis guy and Roche disappear with it.
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What's left in their wake is silence, and a whole lot of mess. "Hey guys!" Agent Dangerzone shouts across the carnage, "I think there's still some scotch at the bar!"
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Thanks to everyone for playing and making this a great battle!

Kill Count:
Dos Briquis Guy (Steel_Valkyrie)- 2+2 friendly fire
Dos Briquis Entourage (Legomc) (Eliminated)- 6+3 friendly fire+ 1 pirate skiff
Space Pirates (Apollyon) -20
Freedum States of Murica (Red_SPAMbot)- 13
BA Team (Open) -8
Britannian League of Explorers and Gentlemen (Motorhead Fan) -6
Thugs and Mercenaries (Bann154) -2
Party Guests (Zupponn)- 5+ 1friendly fire + produced one culinary abomination and summoned Brikthulu
Ninjas (Duerer)- 1
Spanish Inquisition (Mgb519) (Eliminated)- 15
Culinary Abomination (TastySkippy123)- 3
Inter-Dimensional Raiders (Lordintype)- 2
Brikthulu-1

Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:07 pm
by Duerer
gg wp

Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:21 pm
by bann154
Good game! Thanks for hosting it was mighty metal!

Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:17 pm
by TastySkippy123
Good game everybody, and good job Alex :D

Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:01 am
by Zupponn
Fucking awesome. Well done Alex! (and mgb?)

Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:18 am
by Apollyon
Fantastic battle! I enjoyed it a lot. Only Dangerzone was a pain in the ass. He is going down next time.

Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:13 am
by Alex
Zupponn wrote:Fucking awesome. Well done Alex! (and mgb?)
He just sent in orders for the Spanish Inquisition this time.

Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 4:57 pm
by lordintype
Ha ha! That was a great battle! Sorry for not being better at sending orders sooner

Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 2:10 am
by Red_SPAMbot
Apollyon wrote:Fantastic battle! I enjoyed it a lot. Only Dangerzone was a pain in the ass. He is going down next time.
...ON YOUR MOM! BWAHA! :mrgreen:

But seriously, all the random carnage, that battlefield was beautiful. Best first forum battle ever! Big Ups to Alex for putting up with my pain-in-the-ass orders. Makes me want to build my own Freedum Faction.

GGE. WP. DFTTYB. Enjoy the buffet.

Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 2:35 pm
by stubby
Red_SPAMbot wrote:
Apollyon wrote:Only Dangerzone was a pain in the ass. He is going down next time.
...ON YOUR MOM! BWAHA! :mrgreen:
Wait actually that sounds pretty nice of him

Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:30 am
by Red_SPAMbot
Johnny is both a spy and a gentleman.

Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 7:01 pm
by Steel_Valkyrie
Yeah. Neat portal mechanic. I'm so very sorry for just dropping off like that. Life stuff came up. :?

Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 9 and Epilogue

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 7:40 pm
by Alex
Steel_Valkyrie wrote:Yeah. Neat portal mechanic. I'm so very sorry for just dropping off like that. Life stuff came up. :?
No worries, I understand. Things just happen sometimes.