Get that Teleportium! (Turn 5)

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Turn 5+FInale

Somewhere in a town....



Mayor: "What is it?"

Tech: "It appears that for whatever reason this fountain sprouted some pink teleportium."

Mayor: "Weird."



Mage Plearus: "Teleportium! That sounds Magical! We better grab it."



Mystic Warrior: "To move like the shadows...That teleportium is to be ours!"



Huntress: "Such a device would allow the Immortal Legions to bypass the USA's defenses! It must be ours! I may be rewarded with immortality!"

Legionnaire: "Too bad we forgot to bring phalanxes..."



Colonel Tonk: "Hmm...I could probably sell that for some good money."



Captain Cheeto: "Peachamir Putin gave direct orders to recover that...Something about visiting his buttboy in DC more frequently."



El Capitan: "GLORY AND LOOT TO ELDORRIA!"



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Imperial Magikistrate
Celestial Kindom
Immortals
Trattoria
45th Union

[bann154]

Oh totally Immortals

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You got it!

[RedRover]

I'll take IM please and thank you

[Scratch]

Celestial Kingdom, this looks awesome.

[DJ Squidley]

Am I cool enough to join? If so, may I play Eldorria please?

[Darkstorm]

Trattoria if I may.

[Archduke]

Can I have the 45th union please

[Silent-sigfig]

Yes, all of you are in. Just need Trattoria (cough Colette cough)

[Darkstorm]

Trattoria if I may.

Why can't I play for Colette?

[DJ Squidley]

Cuz Colette's a nice lady (I think) and Silent Sig-fig respects women (I think).

[Silent-sigfig]

Trattoria if I may.

Why can't I play for Colette?

Ah fuck I was drunk when I let people in and missed this. You can play Trattoria.

Anyway, that's all factions. I'll be sending out faction information shortly.


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[AnnoyedZebra]

PMs out for harambe

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Need orders from DJ Squidley

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Celestial Kingdom(played by Scratch)


As the Tao Tie Take off, Wun Tu tries to use his spirit blade to control the minds of some civilians.



They seem pretty fixated on their sandwiches (FEAT FAILED)



The Tao Tie have more luck, butchering two of the criminals on the top floor.



The infantry all move into the alleyway and set up response fire. Wun Tu hangs out above them

45th Union(played by Archduke)



Captain Cheeto tries to whack the tree over to create cover from the palm tree.





He simply knocks it over. Two troops shoot at the Eldorrian marines.



They kill one.



The Spetznez gun down a Hoplite drone.



They then duck into cover.

Imperial Magikiatrate(played by RedRover



Plaerus does some magic. The first truely sucessful feat, his troops now have a +2 to damage until he does more magic.





They form a ring around the mage and move up. One agent survives response fire from a Celestial Kingdom conscript, who he then kills.

Immortal Empire(played by bann154)



The huntress tries to fire an explosive arrow, but the feat fails and she shoots a normal one at the wall instead. The Pyroclast tries to burn a wall, but it barely beats his attack roll and isn't on fire.



Everyone else moves up. The Venator scrambles to the balcony.

Trattoria(played by Darkstorm)





Colonel Tonk charges, using her bionic skull to smash through the wall into the abandoned building.



Her soldiers follow her. One drone and two operators sprint into the building.

Eldorria(played by DJ Squidley)





The commandos fire on the IM agents, killing one, but losing one to response fire.



El Capitan leads everyone else to the beer garden.

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