Jungle Rampage -- Day 1
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:11 pm
Jungle Rampage Day 1
So, here's how it all went down:
- Space Ninjas -
It all started with Dark Ka switching his key gun for one of another ninja's Assault Rifles.
Over by the Ninja Star Fighter, Second in Command is pushed into the back of the fighter by two other Ninjas who also hop in.
And the one ninja who just traded guns walks over and shoots at the Space Pirates.
The Heavy Bolter Ninja did too.
Two Space Pirates are killed. The battle has officially started!!
The Ninja Star Fighter flew over the Space Pirates and the Ninjas in the back fired out the rear door.
One more Pirate is killed by the assault rifle, but the rocket was a dud and did only 3 damage, hurting no one.
The fighter turned around and fired, but missed.
- End Space Ninja Turn -
- Space Pirates -
Two Space Pirates fired at the Ninjas who had previously shot them.
They were both killed.
The other surviving pirates shot at the Ninja Star Fighter to break the windshield. One missed, but Palomar...
Got a Six and a four as bonus dice!!
The starboard laser cannon got destroyed, and the windshield was knocked off. The pilot was unharmed. Palomar then attempted to jump onto the ship and hijack it by throwing the pilot out...
But he got a 1. I didn't even bother to do the opposing team's defense roll.
Instead of jumping onto the Ninja Fighter, he smacked into it and was deflected into a well.
- End Space Pirate Turn -
- Czech-politicians -
The Sniper Robot got out of the small Death Car.
He climbed up the tower where the Rednecks were.
Most of the Czechs advanced, some went towards the Rednecks, the rest to help the Ninjas deal with the Space Pirates.
This is the sexiest picture ever taken.
Elsewhere, the wookies opened fire on the Assyrians.
However, they both rolled 2's and missed, so they took cover behind the cliff.
The Troll also advanced, but he didn't get close enough to attack anyone.
Back at the main area, the green Death Car fired its cannon at the Assyrians, but missed.
- End Czech-politician Turn -
- Space Rednecks -
The two Rednecks who were in range fired at the Assyrian Line.
Three were killed by the rocket, and another got shot by the laser carbine.
They then took cover.
- End Space Redneck Turn -
- Assyrian Star Empire -
The Assyrians fire at the Space Rednecks.
A critical hit from a light laser cannon destroys the small Death Car, while the other shots managed to kill the rednecks who were hiding behind it. (Not like it mattered because they would have been crushed by the burning debris anyway...)
The 2nd-Type Assassin Droids advanced up the hill, and one made it over to shoot a Wookie in the head.
Dead.
Trolls are strong, but no one can take this kind of abuse...
Trolls bleed orange.
The rest of the Assyrians advanced.
- End Assyrian Star Empire Turn -
- Assyrian Armoured Division -
The Mars tank rolled in and fired at one of the Death Cars.
Basically, the tank ended that car and all it ever loved. Dark Ka was knocked to the ground but was not injured by the explosion. One redneck got killed in the blast as well.
The Artemis fired at one of the Rednecks...
He died as well.
- End Assyrian Armoured Division Turn -
- Overview Shots -
Kills:
Space Ninjas: 3
Space Pirates: 2
Czech politicians: 0
Space Rednecks: 4
Assyrian Ground Forces: 6
Assyrian Armoured Division: 4
Deaths:
Space Ninjas: 2
Space Pirates: 3
Czech politicians: 5
Space Rednecks: 5
Assyrian Ground Forces: 4
Assyrian Armoured Division: N/A
Vehicle Damage Given:
Space Ninjas: 0
Space Pirates: 1
Czech politicians: 0
Space Rednecks: 0
Assyrian Ground Forces: 4
Assyrian Armoured Division: 4
Vehicle Damage Taken:
Space Ninjas: 1
Space Pirates: N/A
Czech politicians: 8
Space Rednecks: N/A
Assyrian Ground Forces: N/A
Assyrian Armoured Division: 0
Awaiting Instructions for Day 2
So, here's how it all went down:
- Space Ninjas -
It all started with Dark Ka switching his key gun for one of another ninja's Assault Rifles.
Over by the Ninja Star Fighter, Second in Command is pushed into the back of the fighter by two other Ninjas who also hop in.
And the one ninja who just traded guns walks over and shoots at the Space Pirates.
The Heavy Bolter Ninja did too.
Two Space Pirates are killed. The battle has officially started!!
The Ninja Star Fighter flew over the Space Pirates and the Ninjas in the back fired out the rear door.
One more Pirate is killed by the assault rifle, but the rocket was a dud and did only 3 damage, hurting no one.
The fighter turned around and fired, but missed.
- End Space Ninja Turn -
- Space Pirates -
Two Space Pirates fired at the Ninjas who had previously shot them.
They were both killed.
The other surviving pirates shot at the Ninja Star Fighter to break the windshield. One missed, but Palomar...
Got a Six and a four as bonus dice!!
The starboard laser cannon got destroyed, and the windshield was knocked off. The pilot was unharmed. Palomar then attempted to jump onto the ship and hijack it by throwing the pilot out...
But he got a 1. I didn't even bother to do the opposing team's defense roll.
Instead of jumping onto the Ninja Fighter, he smacked into it and was deflected into a well.
- End Space Pirate Turn -
- Czech-politicians -
The Sniper Robot got out of the small Death Car.
He climbed up the tower where the Rednecks were.
Most of the Czechs advanced, some went towards the Rednecks, the rest to help the Ninjas deal with the Space Pirates.
This is the sexiest picture ever taken.
Elsewhere, the wookies opened fire on the Assyrians.
However, they both rolled 2's and missed, so they took cover behind the cliff.
The Troll also advanced, but he didn't get close enough to attack anyone.
Back at the main area, the green Death Car fired its cannon at the Assyrians, but missed.
- End Czech-politician Turn -
- Space Rednecks -
The two Rednecks who were in range fired at the Assyrian Line.
Three were killed by the rocket, and another got shot by the laser carbine.
They then took cover.
- End Space Redneck Turn -
- Assyrian Star Empire -
The Assyrians fire at the Space Rednecks.
A critical hit from a light laser cannon destroys the small Death Car, while the other shots managed to kill the rednecks who were hiding behind it. (Not like it mattered because they would have been crushed by the burning debris anyway...)
The 2nd-Type Assassin Droids advanced up the hill, and one made it over to shoot a Wookie in the head.
Dead.
Trolls are strong, but no one can take this kind of abuse...
Trolls bleed orange.
The rest of the Assyrians advanced.
- End Assyrian Star Empire Turn -
- Assyrian Armoured Division -
The Mars tank rolled in and fired at one of the Death Cars.
Basically, the tank ended that car and all it ever loved. Dark Ka was knocked to the ground but was not injured by the explosion. One redneck got killed in the blast as well.
The Artemis fired at one of the Rednecks...
He died as well.
- End Assyrian Armoured Division Turn -
- Overview Shots -
Kills:
Space Ninjas: 3
Space Pirates: 2
Czech politicians: 0
Space Rednecks: 4
Assyrian Ground Forces: 6
Assyrian Armoured Division: 4
Deaths:
Space Ninjas: 2
Space Pirates: 3
Czech politicians: 5
Space Rednecks: 5
Assyrian Ground Forces: 4
Assyrian Armoured Division: N/A
Vehicle Damage Given:
Space Ninjas: 0
Space Pirates: 1
Czech politicians: 0
Space Rednecks: 0
Assyrian Ground Forces: 4
Assyrian Armoured Division: 4
Vehicle Damage Taken:
Space Ninjas: 1
Space Pirates: N/A
Czech politicians: 8
Space Rednecks: N/A
Assyrian Ground Forces: N/A
Assyrian Armoured Division: 0
Awaiting Instructions for Day 2