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Mentat DeVries: "I sense the bunker is up ahead...We shall smash our way in!"



Huntress: "Idiot. Better to find a secret way to enter."



Soldier: "Heads up. Its up to us to protect those CIA guys."



Shades McCool: "I sure picked a hell of a day to visit the old workplace!"



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USA Objective: Stop the immortal Advance.

USA: Scratch

CIA (2): Mestopholes

Immortal Objective: Capture the computers in the bunker and download the data.

Mentat DeVries: motorhead fan

Huntress: Bann154

Hello, could I take Mentat Devries?

May I take CIA?

Yeah, you both are in!

Huntress if i can.

Dope. 1 more!

I'll be the USA. If I'm late on orders ping me on discord. Always love these battles.

Yep, you're in! I'll send a brief message, but send in orders as soon as you can!

The CIA appears to be open right now, if someone wants it!

USA



These guys move up as far as they can.



The sniper sets up response fire. This guy checks the drum to see what it is, but it's water.



These two head into the Bunker.



And set up defensive positions.

Mentat DeVries



"Hmn...I wonder if that vehicle is operative."



"I detect that it is!"



The phalanx advances.

Huntress



Arrows away!



The Huntress' attempt at launching a smoke arrow is a success!



They advance, using the train car as cover.

CIA(npc'd)

They just set up a response fire. Anyone who wants to play them can.

SEND IN TURN 2 ORDERS!

Dr Sigfig, I'm CIA

Mentat DeVries



The Phalanx Advances. One of them kills a snake, and the rest take up response actions.



Mentat DeVries commandeers a vehicle.



She plows forwards.

Huntress



The group advances, pushing the rail car as they go. The huntress tries to snipe someone.



She barely misses, claiming it is due to the smoke.

CIA (Thanks Arkbrik!)



The Sniper and the other agent have to move out of cover to be able to see past the smoke. They open fire on the flanks of the column.



One shot fails to kill, and the Huntress takes a redshirt.



RIP.



Shades McCool leads the rest of the agents through the bunker, to a secret door.



Striding through the waterfall, McCool, out of range of the bridge, instead uses his feat to try to eliminate the shitgoats he surprised.

He critfails, revealing his location.



"Hey did you hear that?"



McCool dives to the side as the remaining agents unload through the waterfall.



Only one shot is good enough to pierce one of their shitty hides with enough damage to kill.

USA



"Hey, where did everyone go?"



The Soldier and a sniper hop into tents and set up response fire.



The heavy wades forward, absorbing phalanx response fire. The soldiers behind him open fire.



The shields aren't pierced.

Overview



Send in turn 3 orders!

That was fast.

USA



The smartgunner sets up response fire, while the soldier sprints to the tree.



The heavy waits for something to get in range, and the other two unload on Mentat DeVreis' truck.



The glass is wrecked, but the Mentat snags a redshirt.

The forces of nature



A snake fails to hurt the heavy.



The shitgoat goes for the downed Shades McCool.



Instead, it hits a redshirt with enough force that they pop like a baloon,

CIA



McCool flubs another feat.



Fortunately, the agents rush the shitgoat. Unfortunately, they can't hit shit.



Moving to avoid the spreading smoke, the sniper and the other one open fire.



They kill the pyroclast and another legionnaire.

Huntress



As the car gets pushed forward, the remaining legionnaires return fire, as the huntress tries to curve an arrow into the cave.



These two agents go down.



The arrow curves into an agent.

Mentat DeVreis



The Phalanx opens fire.



It takes three of them to kill the heavy. The soldier behind him isn't so resiliant.



The Mentat, pissed at her car getting scratched, runs over one soldier. Another manages to bail from the tent.



The phalanx advances behind her.

Overview



Send turn 4 orders!

Man, you guys are getting orders in lightning-fast. This turn saw lots of sixes rolled.

Huntress



The Legionnaires push the rail car even farther. The huntress attempts a feat to hit the tree with an incendiary arrow, but fails.

USA



The soldier who bailed obliterates Mentat DeVries with overwhelming damage (She failed a redshirt roll).



He then dives into the tent with the sniper, who missed his shot on the Mentat.



These two hold onto their response action.

Mentat DeVries (rip)



The remaining phalanxes advance into a hail of smartgun fire. One is killed, but the other three put enough damage into the tent to kill the two soldiers hiding inside.



The Smartgun overheated, so the gunner returned to cover.

CIA



Shades McCool does a rail of C.I.A. coke off his pistol.



Using his ligtning-quick reflexes, he shoots twice at the Huntress.



The pitiful damage (3 and 1) are both absorbed by a redshirt.



The last shitgoat, surrounded by agents, proceeds to get his shit wrecked.

Overviews

Remaining Units:
Mentat DeVries: 3 Phalanxes
Huntress: 3 Soldiers, 1 Hero
USA: 1 Soldier, 1 Smartgunner
CIA: 2 Agents, 1 Hero




Send in Turn 5 Orders!

Turn 5 Already? You bet!

Unlike last round, people couldn't stop rolling 1s.

Huntress



The legionnaires open fire on McCool, and the huntress tries to shoot an explosive arrow into the cave.



They roll terribly.



The shots all plink around McCool, and the arrow, a dud, pops a shitgoat corpse.

USA



The smartgunner ducks into the bunker to let his gun cool down. He seals the doors behind him.



The final soldier outside missed a shot, and then hid behind a tree.

Mentat DeVries



Each phalanx misses their shot, due to bad rolls. The tree soldier smiles.

CIA



McCool continues his cocaine-fueled rampage and leaps up the tree.



Lightning fast, he tackles the huntress and begins so shoot her.



She surrvives the bullets and the fall, but is now tackled on the ground away from her troops.



The agents miss their shots.

Overview

Literally no deaths.



Send in turn 6 Orders!