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Turn 9:

ninja_bait slithers up into Satan's view and offers up his three skulls. "A satisfactory offering..." Satan whispers. ninja_bait is wrapped in flames, then disappears.


StalinsFavoriteKhat finishes climbing the winged stairs and offers his 5.5 skulls. "An excellent offering..." murmurs Satan. StalinsFavoriteKhat disappears in a ring of fire.


motorhead fan kicks Kenneth from Walmart (RedRover) square in the chest. Kenneth tries to resist, but the kick is too strong.


Kenneth practically breaks his back on a boulder eight inches down. Amazingly he survives, and doesn't even have to use a Benny for armor.


TheVengefulOne senses a shifting dynamic, and sprints up the ramp to Ring 2.


Bragallot channels the devil-beating power of Bob Ross, whacking a demon with his bone club. The demon survives the hit, but the knockback still sends the demon flying.


The demon explodes when it hits Ring 4.


Bragallot celebrates by starting his climb to Ring 9. He's within range of turning in his skulls next turn.


ReconMiner slips up the ramp and takes a parting shot at a demon. He crit-fails the damage, and the angry demon starts racing towards him.


Max-hell (Scribonius) attempts to kill a bystander, but crit-fails the damage as well (a lot of that this round).


Max-hell (Scribonius) decides there is nothing for him on this ring anymore. He spins his hammer like Thor and takes off, landing on Ring 7.


Flamer Shaftglutton continues sprinting around the tower.


Kenneth (RedRover) stands and complains about the pain in his back. He attempts an animal call, but apparently the pain in his back was too great.


xXx_3Raz0r_xXx (Duerer) slings a spider at a nearby demon, but fails to do enough damage to kill it. The demon is one of the few without wings, so it starts racing around the tower.


xXx_3Raz0r_xXx (Duerer) then runs and destroys the final bystander on Ring 4.


ninja_bait awakens as a monstrous demon directly in front of a terrified Flamer Shaftglutton.


StalinsFavoriteKhat finds himself back on Ring 6 next to a bewildered ReconMiner

Wider shots:

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Roughly from top to bottom.

Wide shot of Kenneth (RedRover)'s surroundings.


Wide shot of TheVengefulOne's surroundings.


Wide shot of Flamer Shaftglutton and ninja_bait's surroundings.


Wide shot of motorhead fan's surroundings.


Wide shot of xXx_3Raz0r_xXx (Duerer)'s surroundings.


Wide shot of StalinsFavoriteKhat and ReconMiner's surroundings.


Wide shot of Max-hell (Scribonius)'s surroundings.


Wide shot of Bragallot's surroundings.

Demon Statcards:


Eight legs, Grimsby...



Fire doesn't do persisting damage in Hell, but the base damage is still formidable enough to kill.


Current Standings:

• ninja_bait: Ring 3, Demon of Gluttony, 1 respawn remaining.
• StalinsFavoriteKhat: Ring 6, Demon of Heresy 1 respawn remaining.
• motorhead fan: hunter green baseplate, Ring 3, 4 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
• TheVengefulOne: black baseplate, Ring 2, 6.5 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
• Bragallot: baby blue baseplate, Ramp to Ring 9, 7 Skulls, 1 respawn remaining.
• ReconMiner: yellow baseplate, Ring 6, 6 Skulls, 1 respawns remaining.
• Scribonius: olive green baseplate, Ring 7, 9 Skulls, 1 respawn remaining.
• Flamer Shaftglutton: dark gray baseplate, Ring 3, 2 Skulls, No respawns remaining!
• RedRover: dark yellow baseplate, Ring 1, 4 skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
• Duerer: light gray baseplate, Ring 4, 9 skulls, 1 respawn remaining.

Other stuff:
1. Orders are due Wednesday.
2. If you are ever unclear about your surroundings I'm happy to take more pictures.

Kenneth runs like a bat out of hell to race up the tower taking pot shots at any bystanders he can.

Guess it's time to use my katanas as pick-axes and climb up hell mountain to return the skulls.

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Go offer my skulls to Satan, but do a quick stop to collect Bob Ross' autograph first (autograph in the form of painting would be accepted). I doubt anything bad will happen to me on the way there, but this is hell, so be ready to attack or use Bennies if necessary.

Also those Demons look SICK! Real scary-lookin'.

Run as fast as minifigly possible to the next ring, killing anyone in my way.

Whoa ho ho ho
Now I am SPIDER-MAN, leader of the JUSTICE LEAGUE

I scuttle around randomly with glee

I'm pretty happy with how the Demon of Gluttony bug turned out, and the Demon of Heresy turned out decent. Both are way too big, but they are the biggest of the bunch. You become the demon of Ring X, with X being how many skulls you turned in. So 3 skulls from ninja_bait became the demon of Ring 3 (Gluttony) and I rounded up StalinsFavoriteKhat to 6 skulls.

I have more demons made, although not all 8 of the greater demons (Ring 1 is just regular demon figs). I think the Demon of Wrath (Ring 5) might be overpowered, but we'll see. I also worry that the Demon of Heresy is going to be underpowered, even though he's going to be near impossible to kill.

You are not required to turn in all your skulls. You can keep some as Bennies for after your transformation. You'll need to tell me that ahead of time, though, or I'll assume you're turning them all in. Lastly, if you are to turn into a demon that's already claimed (like you turn in 6 skulls, which StalinsFavoriteKhat claimed) you'll be rounded up or down, based on a coin flip or which demon I think looks cooler.

Stats for Bob Ross:
Armor: 1D6, 33 hitpoints (way outside the bounds of the rules, but it's Bob Ross)
Skill: 1D6
Movement: 15" flying
Weapon: Paintbrush with his signature Titanium White paint
Special: Won't attack anything. Will take 50% of all damage dealt by Satan to anyone. Also upgrades the skill dice of anyone who decides to attack Satan, so a D6 becomes a D8, etc.

FUCKING RUN!
(use that ladder nearby, I wanna become a demon )

Move towards the closet enemy sinner, and burn the hell out of him!!! Do the same to the Demon of Gluttony if hes in range, otherwise burn to hell out of another nearby sinner!!

Use my feat to yell at the demon running with me and win him to my side: "You like killing! Me like killing! We kill together?" Then keep moving up as far as I can.

RedRover wrote:Kenneth runs like a bat out of hell to race up the tower taking pot shots at any bystanders he can.

Not including me, I hope?

Awesome! Time to gang bang Satan everyone! I think you meant Titanium Hwite!

StalinsFavoriteKhat wrote:Do the same to the Demon of Gluttony if hes in range

Time to beat feet! Run up towards the next ring, as quickly as I can! Honestly, if I thought it would succeed, I'd try the hammer flying thing again to get to the top and turn in my skulls, but I'm okay taking an extra round to get there.

The Demon of Heresy looks so fucking cool.