Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 13]
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:19 pm
Turn 13:
ninja_bait bravely stabs Satan in the eyes with twin pokers. He does 13 damage.
StalinsFavoriteKhat peeks over the edge of Ring 9 and roasts Satan. His aim is God-awful, though, and he misses Satan with both pyres.
motorhead fan wriggles up to Ring 4, eager to reach Satan.
TheVengefulOne motions to the Lesser Demon who was helping before, and the demonbro climbs on his shoulder. He then attempts to seduce the Demon Of Lust with a cool pose, but fails miserably.
Bragallot readies his bow and aims at Satan 8 rings above him. With sniper-like accuracy he lands a shot in Satan's eye/mouth. He deals 12 damage with his first shot, but misses the second shot.
Satan is getting riled up, so Maxhell (Scribonius) devises a plan. He floats up to Ring 7, close enough to keep an eye on Satan, and uses his supernatural dice to turn the three tortured traitors into wooden mannequins. Satan's teeth get stuck, rendering him impotent for a turn.
Flamer Shaftglutton uses his new demon-speed to leap up to Ring 2.
Kenneth from Walmart (RedRover) flies up to Ring 5 and fires a test shot at the Demon of Violence (Bragallot). He hits, but does only 5 damage. It's not enough to pierce his armor.
The Demon of Treachery (Duerer) immediately attacks the Demon of Wrath (ReconMiner). Miraculously he misses with one of the hits.
The Demon of Wrath successfully parries the attack. He removes 1 of the 4 D12's, but still gets whalloped. He takes 2 pips of damage.
Satan's Turn:
66D6 of armor for Satan. It's not looking good for the 25 damage the Demons managed to inflict on him this turn.
The total after the bonus dice: 277 armor. He quite easily survives the damage.
No attack this turn thanks to the Demon of Fraud.
Wider shots:
Current Standings:
Other stuff:
1. Orders are due Friday, August 24th.
2. I'm lumping everybody's damage together across the turn, then rolling Satan's armor at the end.
ninja_bait bravely stabs Satan in the eyes with twin pokers. He does 13 damage.
StalinsFavoriteKhat peeks over the edge of Ring 9 and roasts Satan. His aim is God-awful, though, and he misses Satan with both pyres.
motorhead fan wriggles up to Ring 4, eager to reach Satan.
TheVengefulOne motions to the Lesser Demon who was helping before, and the demonbro climbs on his shoulder. He then attempts to seduce the Demon Of Lust with a cool pose, but fails miserably.
Bragallot readies his bow and aims at Satan 8 rings above him. With sniper-like accuracy he lands a shot in Satan's eye/mouth. He deals 12 damage with his first shot, but misses the second shot.
Satan is getting riled up, so Maxhell (Scribonius) devises a plan. He floats up to Ring 7, close enough to keep an eye on Satan, and uses his supernatural dice to turn the three tortured traitors into wooden mannequins. Satan's teeth get stuck, rendering him impotent for a turn.
Flamer Shaftglutton uses his new demon-speed to leap up to Ring 2.
Kenneth from Walmart (RedRover) flies up to Ring 5 and fires a test shot at the Demon of Violence (Bragallot). He hits, but does only 5 damage. It's not enough to pierce his armor.
The Demon of Treachery (Duerer) immediately attacks the Demon of Wrath (ReconMiner). Miraculously he misses with one of the hits.
The Demon of Wrath successfully parries the attack. He removes 1 of the 4 D12's, but still gets whalloped. He takes 2 pips of damage.
Satan's Turn:
66D6 of armor for Satan. It's not looking good for the 25 damage the Demons managed to inflict on him this turn.
The total after the bonus dice: 277 armor. He quite easily survives the damage.
No attack this turn thanks to the Demon of Fraud.
Wider shots:
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Current Standings:
- ninja_bait: Ring 9, Demon of Gluttony, 1 respawn remaining.
- StalinsFavoriteKhat: Ring 8, Demon of Heresy, 1 respawn remaining.
- motorhead fan: Ring 4, Demon of Lust, 2 respawns remaining.
- TheVengefulOne: Ring 4, Demon of Greed, 2 respawns remaining.
- Bragallot: Ring 1, Demon of Violence, 1 respawn remaining.
- ReconMiner: Ring 9, Demon of Wrath, 1 respawn remaining.
- Scribonius: Ring 7, Demon of Fraud, 1 respawn remaining.
- Flamer Shaftglutton: Ring 2, Lesser Demon, No respawns remaining.
- RedRover: Ring 5, Lesser Demon, 2 respawns remaining.
- Duerer: Ring 9, Demon of Treachery, 1 respawn remaining.
Other stuff:
1. Orders are due Friday, August 24th.
2. I'm lumping everybody's damage together across the turn, then rolling Satan's armor at the end.
Don't let Bragallot get in your way!