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Pursuit - Turn 1


ninja_bait climbs up to the top of the Deathmobile and detaches the harpoon gun.


Falk: Now where's my red spray paint?
He seems to have forgotten it back home.


Ken hangs his hat on one of the teeth and hops in the driver's seat.
Kommander Ken: All aboard!
He revs the engine.


Bragallot: I believe in you guys! We can do it!
Everybody is scrambling to get situated, so they don't pay attention.


Zahru pulls his lucky hat out of his pocket (which I forgot to put on before Turn 0).


He goes and picks up one of the beer kegs.


Duerer mans the flamethrower.
Duerer: It's time to roast some Bone Bois!


RedRover attempts to help out Brag.
RedRover: Yeah, we can do it!
Nothing happens.


Ken puts the pedal to the metal and they head off. (I'm giving this to you guys for free since nobody told me to drive )


But Colonel Wither and his crew are in hot pursuit!


Wither: Let's see if these fuckbois like to ride.


Six Pale Riders appear!

Scoreboard:
Kommander Ken (Alive) - 0 Kills
ninja_bait (Alive) - 0 Kills
Falk (Alive) - 0 Kills
Bragallot (Alive) - 0 Kills
Duerer (Alive) - 0 Kills
Zahru (Alive) - 0 Kills
RedRover (Alive) - 0 Kills
motorhead fan (Will be arriving when he gets back) - 0 Kills

Send in Orders for Turn 2!

Using my intense knowledge of anatomy, I harpoon and rope a horse in such a way that it bucks its rider and starts pulling our truck forward.

Roast the three riders right next to me!

Excellent call on the hat, I was about to include it in my orders too.

Douse the riders on Duerer's side with ale (less armor/more fire damage if hit).

Grab the scythe thing on the side of our ride and attack the riders with it.

Remind the driver he should keep driving.

Dunno in what exact order you gonna resolve our orders but I think I wanna let Zahru splash the riders in beer first and then roast them.

I pull out a spot of tea and splash it in rider’s face. I make my way to the top of the car

Grab one of the halberds and attack a rider

Oh shit sorry guys I was trying to find us some sick battle wagon music.



So after popping these tunes in I’ll continue putting the pedal to the metal. Once we get close enough to any obstacles lying in wait I’ll expertly swerve out of the way while still aiming to go down the clearest roadway, all the while flicking on the wrong turn-signal to confuse the enemy behind us.