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Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 15]

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:28 am
by Flamer Shaftglutton
Turn 15:
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The Demon of Gluttony (ninja_bait) stabs down into the Demon of Greed's (TheVengefulOne) head. He rolls poorly and fails to deal any lasting damage.

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The Demon of Heresy (StalinsFavoriteKhat) turns his crematers on the Demon of Treachery (Duerer). He actually rolls well and manages to do a point of damage.

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The Demon of Lust (motorhead fan) cracks the whips at the Demon of Gluttony above. He inflicts a couple points of damage.

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The Demon of Greed (TheVengefulOne) finds the Demon of Lust to be too cloying.

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He also sees a ripe target 2 rings down.

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He successfully shoves the fellow demon, sending it flying. The Lesser Demon of Bananas (Flamer Shaftglutton) is utterly pulverized under the immense flab and dies instantly. The Demon of Lust takes 3 points of falling damage.

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The Demon of Violence (Bragallot) fires a couple shots directly up the Demon of Wrath's (reconminer) nose, dealing a couple points of damage. He then high-tails it to a seemingly safe corner of the map.

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The Demon of Treachery (Duerer) turns and batters the Demon of Heresy (StalinsFavoriteKhat). He manages to deal a point of damage to the giant chapel-demon.

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The Demon of Wrath (reconminer) jumps up and grabs hold of a couple of the Demon of Heresy's legs. He pulls and launches the beast. He manages a perfect throw, directly towards the Demon of Violence (Bragallot).

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The Demon of Violence botches his roll to Bail. He is paralyzed as an entire church flies towards him.

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The Demon of Violence is pinned under the Demon of Heresy. Both end up taking 3 points of damage.

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The Demon of Fraud (Scribonius) uses a handful of his SN dice to attack the Demon of Lust (motorhead fan).

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He encases the Demon of Lust in a frozen wave of Gatorade, with an explosive blast of flavor inside. The Demon of Lust, down to its last pip of damage anyway, is obliterated.

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The Lesser Demon of Walmart (RedRover) jumps into the pool of Satan's blood and absorbs a portion of the latent power. He gains a SN D10 to do with as he pleases.


Wider shots:
None! I forgot to take them, but I'm happy to take some later if you need any.


Current Standings:
  • ninja_bait: Demon of Gluttony, Ring 8, 5/7 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
  • StalinsFavoriteKhat: Demon of Heresy, Ring 1, 5/9 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
  • motorhead fan: Demon of Lust, Ring 2, 4/4 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
  • TheVengefulOne: Demon of Greed, Ring 6, 4/4 Hitpoints, 2 respawns left.
  • Bragallot: Demon of Violence, Ring 1, 6/9 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
  • ReconMiner: Demon of Wrath, Ring 5, 3/5 Hitpoints, 0 respawns left.
  • Scribonius: Demon of Fraud, Ring 6, 3/3 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
  • Flamer Shaftglutton: Lesser Demon of Bananas, Ring 4, 0/1 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • RedRover: Lesser Demon of Walmart, Ring 9, 1/1 Hitpoints, 2 respawns left.
  • Duerer: Demon of Treachery, Ring 9, 4/5 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.

Other stuff:
1. Orders are due Saturday, September 1st.
2. Bob Ross will probably start doing stuff next turn.
3. I thought motorhead fan was out of respawns, but he is not! He will respawn on Ring 2 by the Lusty face.

Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 15]

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:34 am
by ninja_bait
I don't know why I haven't done this already but obviously, as the demon of gluttony, I will eat hot dog boi.

Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 15]

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:35 am
by Duerer
Absorb the Demon of Walmart to heal my lost HP.

Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 15]

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 12:45 pm
by Bragallot
Try to get away from the demon that fell on me and shoot at the Demon of Wrath's leg, hopefully disabling it and causing him to plummet down.

Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 15]

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:11 pm
by ReconMiner
That actually worked!
Jump down toward the violence/heresy filled demon sandwich and attempt to crush/skewer both of them through their face

Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 15]

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:00 pm
by Venge
Pick up that damn insect off my head and overhead slam it down as far as I can.

Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 15]

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:41 pm
by Scribonius
Aw man, this is great! :omnom:

Who to target next? 10 Demons -1 (dead) -1 (ME) = 8. [Rolls d8.........]: 8!

Treachery is a hotdog. Apparently, since Gluttony wants to EAT him, a tasty, tasty, hot dog. Use SN dice to fill him with Devil's Fire Super Hot Rotgut HotSauce! Let's see if we can burn Treachery AND Gluttony from the inside out!

Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 15]

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 5:43 pm
by RedRover
Duerer wrote:Absorb the Demon of Walmart to heal my lost HP.
Stop this from happening, maybe absorb him back

Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 15]

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:10 pm
by motorhead fan
I'm back!

I'd like to kill redrover please.