Hello, my Brikwars friends. It is I, Whiteeagle!
Did ninja_bait really tell you you should touch the butt?
Well, let me tell you the truth.
You should definitely not touch the butt.
You should definitely not try to steal the butt.
And you absolutely, positively, should not play in my little game...
Welcome to Planet Butt!
Objective: Unlock the Buttnomikon by plugging in all four butt fuses into the fuse box, then steal it!
How to do that:
2 by 2 bricks naturally grow on the ground here, and can be easily picked up. Why would you do that, though?
There are these weird doors on the edges of the map!
Wow! They're portals to each other! But you probably shouldn't go through them, you should just walk around like normal chumps.
Hey, check out my great butt guns! They don't work for some reason.
Oh it's because all the fuses are missing from my fuse box! Fortunately, Repair Boss has a butt handy that he can plug into the box. Make note of the four red lights above the fuse box!
Ah, Repair Boss is quite competent! He has plugged his butt into the correct position, and a green light has turned on!
Also, a rainbow staircase has appeared!
Repair Chef has a butt as well.
It is the correct color butt but it is in the wrong plug, so a yellow light has turned on.
By moving it to the right position, Repair Chef has activated another green light!
And another staircase has appeared!
Benny has a butt that doesn't belong in the fuse box at all! Look at how happy he is!
Benny! No! Don't plug it in!
Ah... that happens sometimes.
So what happens when you touch the butt, like this brave Assyrian?
What?! You turn into a Hero?! Definitely don't try that!
Players right to left):
Deadly Spacemen - BFenix
GGE - hatkight
Danes - Maverick
Darkstorm - Darkstorm
Brootalz - Kommander Ken
Luchardsko - Falk
Phaleks - Motorhead fan
Trattoria - Colette
Ramphonauts - arkbrik
Council of 500 - Baconquistador
Imperial Magikstrate - RedRover
Galacia - Kastrenzo
N_B's castley Bois - Zahru ||
Menagerie of Julian ish - Scribonius
Shitgoats - Flamer Shaftglutton
Space Pirates - Alex
Space Finland - Mesostopholes
Austrian Clerics - Archduke
Brittania - TheCraigfulOne
Parrot People - Smaket
Praetoria - Dilanski
Children of Dew - Zupponn
M-Throne - ninja_bait
NSSR - BriksCraig
Poles - Duerer
Assyria - Dayboost_
Whiteagle - Stubby
??? - you! (still about five slots open)