[HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
PERFECT 5
Total overload of high-quality effort + TEH WHEAGLE BANTZ R 2 STRONK
Total overload of high-quality effort + TEH WHEAGLE BANTZ R 2 STRONK
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
gameplay 4
photography 5
violence 5
writing 4
appeal 4.5
this would get a perfect score if it had some sort of resolution :c otherwise sweeeeeeet
photography 5
violence 5
writing 4
appeal 4.5
this would get a perfect score if it had some sort of resolution :c otherwise sweeeeeeet
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
I've developed a recent appreciation for people who pause battles for real life struggles. Dying to get back to this, though.DayBoost_ wrote:gameplay 4
photography 5
violence 5
writing 4
appeal 4.5
this would get a perfect score if it had some sort of resolution :c otherwise sweeeeeeet
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
its not that I don't feel for you, I understand and even had to delay my final turn, its just that I've got to judge whats on my plateninja_bait wrote:
I've developed a recent appreciation for people who pause battles for real life struggles. Dying to get back to this, though.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Turn 8
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Everyone died. The end.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
ROUND 8
I ran this weeks ago and never had the time to post. I forgot what happened.
The GGE moves up.
The Assyrian attempts to shoot the Almighty Benny Gesserit.
He fails.
RARCom guy gets up to the Big Butte.
He slays a Brittanian.
I... forget what's going on here.
Enraged by his cohort's lustiness, the Interdimensionoid piledrives them.
BOOM
I don't know what's happening here either.
I think this was wrestling? Everything just looks like sex.
Oh, it's wrestling.
An Archdukian die in the usual wrestling explosion.
Louise calls for a strategic retreat [FEAT CRITICALLY FAILS]
The other Archdukian runs, foaming at the mouth, at Dark Fleebnork.
Death by failed strategic retreat!
Red Barbarian picks up the Big Buttnomikon, with all the noobs on it.
He gives it a throw!
The destruction is devastating. I think it killed the Castle Bois, M-Throne, Major booty bothered, and a GGE guy.
This Pirate looks lovingly at a Brootal.
Captain Rexx and Monkey Two-Guns charge up their guns.
There's a lot of explosion.
The Skeltals would like to go home now, October is over.
Darkeststorm's guns blow up in his hands.
The Britannian avenges his bruv.
Captain Colliedog takes a sniff of Great Dane's butt. It does not inspire comraderie.
The shitgoats move about.
pew!
Adequate Dalek considers something in the distance.
whiteagle
Taking WheezeBaggano in his loving arms,
the Dalek mercy kills him.
IN-COR-POR-ATE!
"I've got a great plan," Jacques says to the Benny Gesserit, "are you in?"
"Yes," says the ruler of the Dew.
Jacques slams his hammer into the Benny Gesserit.
"?!"
He tries to splat the Benny Gesserit right into Blue Guy, but the Bitty Buttnomikon throws up a shield just in time.
"I see you're immune to the power of teamwork!"
Blue Guy counterattacks with the Buttnomikon.
Jacques dies the way he always wanted to, in a splat.
Great Dane attempts to steal the butt for himself.
But Blue Guy turns the stream on him, throwing him off the map.
Seizing the opportunity, the IM swarms Blue Guy and get their magikal hands all over the Butt.
Meanwhile, the Poles retrieve the Big Buttnomikon.
So apparently at some point the Shitgoats touched the butt? Their hero is Rock Monster.
Mlot Kowalski shows up to help the Poles.
Sir Gawayn represents for the IM, with a slight upgrade.
OVERWATCH
Don't send new orders. An epilogue is on its way.
I ran this weeks ago and never had the time to post. I forgot what happened.
The GGE moves up.
The Assyrian attempts to shoot the Almighty Benny Gesserit.
He fails.
RARCom guy gets up to the Big Butte.
He slays a Brittanian.
I... forget what's going on here.
Enraged by his cohort's lustiness, the Interdimensionoid piledrives them.
BOOM
I don't know what's happening here either.
I think this was wrestling? Everything just looks like sex.
Oh, it's wrestling.
An Archdukian die in the usual wrestling explosion.
Louise calls for a strategic retreat [FEAT CRITICALLY FAILS]
The other Archdukian runs, foaming at the mouth, at Dark Fleebnork.
Death by failed strategic retreat!
Red Barbarian picks up the Big Buttnomikon, with all the noobs on it.
He gives it a throw!
The destruction is devastating. I think it killed the Castle Bois, M-Throne, Major booty bothered, and a GGE guy.
This Pirate looks lovingly at a Brootal.
Captain Rexx and Monkey Two-Guns charge up their guns.
There's a lot of explosion.
The Skeltals would like to go home now, October is over.
Darkeststorm's guns blow up in his hands.
The Britannian avenges his bruv.
Captain Colliedog takes a sniff of Great Dane's butt. It does not inspire comraderie.
The shitgoats move about.
pew!
Adequate Dalek considers something in the distance.
whiteagle
Taking WheezeBaggano in his loving arms,
the Dalek mercy kills him.
IN-COR-POR-ATE!
"I've got a great plan," Jacques says to the Benny Gesserit, "are you in?"
"Yes," says the ruler of the Dew.
Jacques slams his hammer into the Benny Gesserit.
"?!"
He tries to splat the Benny Gesserit right into Blue Guy, but the Bitty Buttnomikon throws up a shield just in time.
"I see you're immune to the power of teamwork!"
Blue Guy counterattacks with the Buttnomikon.
Jacques dies the way he always wanted to, in a splat.
Great Dane attempts to steal the butt for himself.
But Blue Guy turns the stream on him, throwing him off the map.
Seizing the opportunity, the IM swarms Blue Guy and get their magikal hands all over the Butt.
Meanwhile, the Poles retrieve the Big Buttnomikon.
So apparently at some point the Shitgoats touched the butt? Their hero is Rock Monster.
Mlot Kowalski shows up to help the Poles.
Sir Gawayn represents for the IM, with a slight upgrade.
OVERWATCH
Don't send new orders. An epilogue is on its way.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
We got a whole bunch of kills in the end. Sweet!
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
EPILOGUE
A quiet Saturday morning rises over the Battle of the Buttnomikon.
Champions from every corner of the Brikverse are locked in battle over an artifakt they don't understand, on a planet that shouldn't exist.
Something else rises in the east.
"A̫̯̖͚̘h͓,̰̻̩͕ ẃh̵̩̦̼̪a̶͕̫̻͚͕̗̳t̵̜̫͇̟̖ ͏̪͈̞͈ͅa̙͕̪͔͓̻ l̯̪̞̪̳o̴v̢͕͍ͅe̢̬͕͉̫͇̺l̴͓̻͖͚̱̣y̧̰̳̙̬̬̻ ̮̼͔̺̯̳n̼̥̙̣̭̲̹͠a̪̺̰̗̲p̢̩!̥͇ I̸͈'̖͖̥̺̟̮̮m̙̝̩̙͓̙ ͉̝̻̳͍rę̙̝̙̩͉̠a̩̯̥̥̜̲͈d̕y̧̹̝̞̫̝̞ ̠̝t̩̠o̖̟̼͉̭̟̣ ̩̱͔̬̲̥͘P̸A̲̱͚̰͖̦R̡̰̜͍̣̮̻͇T̛A͏̥̬̺͎̼̳A̬͇̦͉A̤ͅYY͎̤̣̯̟̱͠Y̰̙̗̫̗̟͖Y̲̱͖!͕̞̩̕"
"..."
"W̝̜͔̩̺͖̹ͪ͋͐̈͐H̵̭̟͇̖̹̞̃̋͒̔ͅA̡̹̞ͩ̔T̖̳̰̺͋̅̎̏ ̷͉̺̘͋͆D̰͈̣̠͛ͧ̍I̥̱̬̯̜͍͋̊̐Ḑ̗̰̯̹̻͓̜ ̘͖̞͔̰̦͉ͥ́Y̭̜̬͍͇̓ͨ̌͆͛ͨÕ̡̼ͮ̓ͣ̓ͭ̌U̸͈̻̙͚̮̦ͦͣ͗͒̿ ͫ̿ͨ̔͛D̖͕̻̱̘͖̺̎ͮͤ̌ͧ̚O̮͛͊ͬͯ̎̆͋ ̤̯̺̜ͣ͊̐̏̿͢T̡ͭ͛O͑́̒́̎̚҉̣̯̝ ̨̉͒̑̌̚M̡͎͔ͫ̏̚Ẏ̡͍̙͚̫̻̘́ͣͮ̚ ͚̺͕̬̫̪̩̎̓͡H͍̩͙̣͗͐̿ͥ̾̀̚O͔͎̹̫̙͉͆̍U̻̪̯̱̼̜͍͘S͈̀̃́E̡̤̹͙̥̮̯̮͂̆̾͂͑̌͗?̴̊̓̌̃̚!̡̳͛̿ͦ͌"
"W̺͖ͬ͌H̙̙͈̅ͫ͒̓Ȧ̯̺̲ͧ͐ͩT̼̩̎͗͐̐̿̉͢ ͈̤H̭ͣͪ̃́͝A̶͇̪̳̟̭̍̉̊ͩ͛P̫̙̰̝̹̬͔P̩̳̫͔̦̟̦ͩͤE͔ͨͨͧN̖͍̳̓̅̉̽͆ͧE̛͍͉̣͓͎̜͎D̠̠͙̭͚́ͩͤ̊͛̽́ ̟͓̭̩̏͒ͦ̎ͪ̚͠ͅT̲͇͍̮̥͖͛͐ͩ͋͞O͗̑̑̿̔͏̮̪ ̜͕͉̠̙̙̚͜W̬̞̱̽͢H̸͉͉͎̼͗̄ͬͅỈ̗̬̮̰͎̠̞̐ͭ͌̉͛͗͝T̛͊Ẻ̘̘͍̯ͦ̈́̈ͮ̽͊A͙̥ͅG͈̈́̃ͯͫ̈ͅL͌҉Ę͔̺̞͇̑ͬ̾̽?̴̙̲̾!͠"
"W͍͛̇ͦ̅̐H̞̝̹̼̹͊̅̍̽̐O̖ ̗̥͈͈̔͂̀I͑̎̎͒̊ͥNͭ̓V̦͓͕̤͕̱̑̔̋̈́̉I͉͙̟͔͆ͫͫ͐̅͠T͒͆̂ͪ͏̪̼̣͚̠͉E̴ͪ̆̐̉ͪ͆̋Ḓ̞̖͔̭̖͙ͮͣ ͆ͪͪ̓͌̏T̵̟͉̭̠͔̗͕́̀ͪH̘͕͔͎̻ͤE͙̲͓̠̝̳͛̏ ̵̳̬̭̯͖̈B̼͓̯͓̖̩̊̔͒̇̑Rͮ͐͂̈́O̜̬̬̭̜͊̉O͍̠̒͆ͤ̊̚Ṱ̰̯̩̿͆̀A̵̦̗̙͕̭͖͍L̶̬͖̼̩͇ͦͬ͊̏Z̗̘?̰̭̫̑ͤ̊́ͨ!̳̥̽ͫ̊̈ͪ"
Then Brikthlulu sees it.
"Y̬̠̤̮̹ͨ̍̌Ó̷̟̣Ư͙̈ͤͣͫ̚ ͍͓̱ͨ͂͐Ä̩̯̞̥̯͎͖́̇͑ͩ͊ͩ̋R̪͈͇̹̳ͥͪ͟E̪̊̆̎̓ͨͮ ̪͓͡N̷̮̤ͩ̔ͩ̏ͣO̞͉͋̋ͥ̀T̡̖̣͇̩͎ ͖̞̮̱̳ͨ̊͟ͅW̡ͧ͗O̤͖̝̱̬̺ͦ͛͛̚ͅR̻̹̼͉ͪͧ̐ͭͣ̽T̤̈́̃̎͛ͣͭ͛Ȟ̤͋͐́Y̖͕̻͛̒ͧ̔̆ͯ ̶̞̯͕̠͕̮͇ͦ̆̍̔T̢͚̞̱̱͛̌̓ͧ̅̇Ǫ͉̻̼̇ͯ̂͛ ̨̫̬̖͚̰̗ͅW̫I̲͝E̦̠͎̯ͪ̆̏͛ͧ̈́̉L̡̟̩̞̜̞̝̋̓ͣDͮ̒̍̂̆̚͞ ͓ͩͮ̌̾̈́͑̽͡M̩̲̳͚̞̆̅͋̆ͧÝ̴͔̩͈̰̩̬͗ ̶͓̌̃͒͐ͮ̍̔B͎͈͓̠͋͗̍̈́U͎̲͚͕͕̫̓͟ͅTͭT̙̺̼̅͐ͧ̎N̜͍͓̱͍ͬ̎̌̎̅ͪ̕O̰̺̘͕̖ͭ̅̏͗̔M̳͖̫ͣͅĬ͓̥̠͖̰͉̗̑K̬͙̻̗̺̅͗̿̃͆͑̐ͅͅO̮͍͖̝̮͚̝ͥN̵͍͔͔͒͊̉̉̓.̖͘"
"M̯͓͎̞̓O̯͓͉͇͕͍R̖̤͊̽ͧO̩̤̜̼ͤ̏͗̋̒Ṋ̛̼̗̬̏͌̔ͨͦ͐ͩS̸̫̥̰͇̹.̷͓͉̞͔͔̯̦ͤ"
"Ȳ̠̽ͤ͊ͬ̓͑O̷͈̪̼̹̤Ụ ̤̖̦͙̋͆̀͆̔̐́Ą͇̯͚ͮ͌̋ͪ̚Ŗ̪̘̩͛͋ͯͪ̽ͯ̓E̦ ̙̮̣̲̠̺̩̾̊͒͌A̸͈͒͊ͫͣL̞͍͕̒̀̒̑̀̂ͅL̩̱̹̠̎̃ͭ̑̇̔͡ ͉͓̘ͬ̈́̾̀ͣ͒U̸̮̭̱͖̐̈N̠ͫ͂̑I͚̞̮͕̳͎ͨ̓͗̾̔͑ͦͅN̬̓͢V̸̙ͬ͂ͬI͉͎̹̯̫̙̔ͤ̃ͮͯŤ̞̰͓͓̙ͫḘ̓ͯ̽̚D̩͈̫̦͈̪ͪ͌̔ͧ͝ ̑ͪ͐ͫ͂̋͊҉̹̥͚̤Ḟ̧ͮ̓ͅRO̫̞͇̫͇̺M̙̆ͭͪ̿̓͞ ̣̞ͫ̄̀͌ͫ̏͊͘ͅM̠̹̞ͤ́̋̇̏̌̉͘Y̰̣ͮ̋ ̯͙̖̜̺͈̝͒̔͊̑̎R̗̺̦̞̣ͫͧ̋̓͠Ę͉̫̗̃̉̋̌͊Ḳ̩͑Ö̥̹́̀ͩ͆̏ͅN̠̗̠̰̰̞̼ͯ̀͒S͕̥̗̓Tͩͣ͒͗ͩ̐͡R̭̠̒ͣ̒U͕̮ͬ̄̒͢K̤̗̙̮̻̫̯̇͌̊͐͡T̟͉̪̀I̙̻͓͈̻͎̍ͬ͗Ö͖͎̭͚͓͖͂̈ͨ́ͯ̉Ṋ̞̳̻͕̟̦͐̍̈̓̽̌̏ ͮͪ̓҉P̘̳̭͖̌̑ͣ͒̑͟A̩ͧ̾͗̊̔̈́R͇̫̖̲̩̫̆̓̇͐͝T̂̉͗͏̤͔̝̲͍͇Y͉̖̖̐͑ͨ͘!͈̲̜̯͒ͬͦ̋ͬ͌͠"
"Ą̥͉̝̞ͣ͑͌̏̇̃̚N̼̯͔̹̂̌Y̶ͩ̇ͤͣW̡̮̣̺ͫĄ̯͍̳͍̥̦͍̀̀͊ͯY͙̬,̤̗͊ͯ͑̄͆ ̷͙͇̥̹̺͐͗̒̎H̠̣͎̯̖͚̀̋̍̚E̦̝̟̬̺̦̔ͅR͕͈̭̝͍͐E̵̠̣̒ͫ̓̎̓̇'̮̩̩̞̳̣̯̓̚͜S̫ͦ̿́ͩ͆͊ ͕̞̲̹̜̦͉̌ͩ͛̈W͍̿͆ͯ͆͘O̹̪̭̬͐ͩͅN͉͑̅ͭ̌D̸̠̫ͅͅȄ̪̠̩͈̭̞̯͌̂ͫ̊͊̚R̝̱̙̮̥̎͊̉ͥ̍ͅW͙͇̫͕̜̮͇ͩͦͮA͙̐̑ͬ̀LL̩̦͇̪̮̻̓̐"
F͍̖͖͕͈̗͡U͉̲̗͎̖̿ͫͮ͌́͝C̵̹̻̘̞K̴̺̞̥̱̓ͩ̈́Ị̖͎͎̽͡N͉̺͉̞̋ͦ͊G̮̭̭̲ ̞̖̓̉͐̐ͭ̐̎Ḿ͍̜̥͇̓I͐͐ͮ̀N̢̗͚̯̳̩̣̭̒̊ͫ̀̓̈́I͎͔͙̯̹̎̊͋ͬ́̕F̪̯̺̻̫̞̺̏̅͒̿̾̾ͣĮ̳̮͍̖̯͇̯ͯG̣̓̒ͤ̃̉͗ͩ͟S͙̣̥̳͔͚̭̉̓̋͋ͭ̊ͤ.̳̓̇͞.̸̟͉͔͖̉̐̿̀͆.̨̠͔̲̩ͯͩ̌̈.̨̳̱̤̐̐̄ͦ
YEET
The poop destruction settles.
No one could have survived that diarrheal onslaught.
But one hero emerges, gasping for air! Saved by the Bitty Buttnomikon, Blue Guy is triumphant!
"This power is too great for one ordinary man to wield," he says. "But I'll risk it anyway. Better take this back to Luchardsko right away."
FALK wins!
Bonus!
A quiet Saturday morning rises over the Battle of the Buttnomikon.
Champions from every corner of the Brikverse are locked in battle over an artifakt they don't understand, on a planet that shouldn't exist.
Something else rises in the east.
"A̫̯̖͚̘h͓,̰̻̩͕ ẃh̵̩̦̼̪a̶͕̫̻͚͕̗̳t̵̜̫͇̟̖ ͏̪͈̞͈ͅa̙͕̪͔͓̻ l̯̪̞̪̳o̴v̢͕͍ͅe̢̬͕͉̫͇̺l̴͓̻͖͚̱̣y̧̰̳̙̬̬̻ ̮̼͔̺̯̳n̼̥̙̣̭̲̹͠a̪̺̰̗̲p̢̩!̥͇ I̸͈'̖͖̥̺̟̮̮m̙̝̩̙͓̙ ͉̝̻̳͍rę̙̝̙̩͉̠a̩̯̥̥̜̲͈d̕y̧̹̝̞̫̝̞ ̠̝t̩̠o̖̟̼͉̭̟̣ ̩̱͔̬̲̥͘P̸A̲̱͚̰͖̦R̡̰̜͍̣̮̻͇T̛A͏̥̬̺͎̼̳A̬͇̦͉A̤ͅYY͎̤̣̯̟̱͠Y̰̙̗̫̗̟͖Y̲̱͖!͕̞̩̕"
"..."
"W̝̜͔̩̺͖̹ͪ͋͐̈͐H̵̭̟͇̖̹̞̃̋͒̔ͅA̡̹̞ͩ̔T̖̳̰̺͋̅̎̏ ̷͉̺̘͋͆D̰͈̣̠͛ͧ̍I̥̱̬̯̜͍͋̊̐Ḑ̗̰̯̹̻͓̜ ̘͖̞͔̰̦͉ͥ́Y̭̜̬͍͇̓ͨ̌͆͛ͨÕ̡̼ͮ̓ͣ̓ͭ̌U̸͈̻̙͚̮̦ͦͣ͗͒̿ ͫ̿ͨ̔͛D̖͕̻̱̘͖̺̎ͮͤ̌ͧ̚O̮͛͊ͬͯ̎̆͋ ̤̯̺̜ͣ͊̐̏̿͢T̡ͭ͛O͑́̒́̎̚҉̣̯̝ ̨̉͒̑̌̚M̡͎͔ͫ̏̚Ẏ̡͍̙͚̫̻̘́ͣͮ̚ ͚̺͕̬̫̪̩̎̓͡H͍̩͙̣͗͐̿ͥ̾̀̚O͔͎̹̫̙͉͆̍U̻̪̯̱̼̜͍͘S͈̀̃́E̡̤̹͙̥̮̯̮͂̆̾͂͑̌͗?̴̊̓̌̃̚!̡̳͛̿ͦ͌"
"W̺͖ͬ͌H̙̙͈̅ͫ͒̓Ȧ̯̺̲ͧ͐ͩT̼̩̎͗͐̐̿̉͢ ͈̤H̭ͣͪ̃́͝A̶͇̪̳̟̭̍̉̊ͩ͛P̫̙̰̝̹̬͔P̩̳̫͔̦̟̦ͩͤE͔ͨͨͧN̖͍̳̓̅̉̽͆ͧE̛͍͉̣͓͎̜͎D̠̠͙̭͚́ͩͤ̊͛̽́ ̟͓̭̩̏͒ͦ̎ͪ̚͠ͅT̲͇͍̮̥͖͛͐ͩ͋͞O͗̑̑̿̔͏̮̪ ̜͕͉̠̙̙̚͜W̬̞̱̽͢H̸͉͉͎̼͗̄ͬͅỈ̗̬̮̰͎̠̞̐ͭ͌̉͛͗͝T̛͊Ẻ̘̘͍̯ͦ̈́̈ͮ̽͊A͙̥ͅG͈̈́̃ͯͫ̈ͅL͌҉Ę͔̺̞͇̑ͬ̾̽?̴̙̲̾!͠"
"W͍͛̇ͦ̅̐H̞̝̹̼̹͊̅̍̽̐O̖ ̗̥͈͈̔͂̀I͑̎̎͒̊ͥNͭ̓V̦͓͕̤͕̱̑̔̋̈́̉I͉͙̟͔͆ͫͫ͐̅͠T͒͆̂ͪ͏̪̼̣͚̠͉E̴ͪ̆̐̉ͪ͆̋Ḓ̞̖͔̭̖͙ͮͣ ͆ͪͪ̓͌̏T̵̟͉̭̠͔̗͕́̀ͪH̘͕͔͎̻ͤE͙̲͓̠̝̳͛̏ ̵̳̬̭̯͖̈B̼͓̯͓̖̩̊̔͒̇̑Rͮ͐͂̈́O̜̬̬̭̜͊̉O͍̠̒͆ͤ̊̚Ṱ̰̯̩̿͆̀A̵̦̗̙͕̭͖͍L̶̬͖̼̩͇ͦͬ͊̏Z̗̘?̰̭̫̑ͤ̊́ͨ!̳̥̽ͫ̊̈ͪ"
Then Brikthlulu sees it.
"Y̬̠̤̮̹ͨ̍̌Ó̷̟̣Ư͙̈ͤͣͫ̚ ͍͓̱ͨ͂͐Ä̩̯̞̥̯͎͖́̇͑ͩ͊ͩ̋R̪͈͇̹̳ͥͪ͟E̪̊̆̎̓ͨͮ ̪͓͡N̷̮̤ͩ̔ͩ̏ͣO̞͉͋̋ͥ̀T̡̖̣͇̩͎ ͖̞̮̱̳ͨ̊͟ͅW̡ͧ͗O̤͖̝̱̬̺ͦ͛͛̚ͅR̻̹̼͉ͪͧ̐ͭͣ̽T̤̈́̃̎͛ͣͭ͛Ȟ̤͋͐́Y̖͕̻͛̒ͧ̔̆ͯ ̶̞̯͕̠͕̮͇ͦ̆̍̔T̢͚̞̱̱͛̌̓ͧ̅̇Ǫ͉̻̼̇ͯ̂͛ ̨̫̬̖͚̰̗ͅW̫I̲͝E̦̠͎̯ͪ̆̏͛ͧ̈́̉L̡̟̩̞̜̞̝̋̓ͣDͮ̒̍̂̆̚͞ ͓ͩͮ̌̾̈́͑̽͡M̩̲̳͚̞̆̅͋̆ͧÝ̴͔̩͈̰̩̬͗ ̶͓̌̃͒͐ͮ̍̔B͎͈͓̠͋͗̍̈́U͎̲͚͕͕̫̓͟ͅTͭT̙̺̼̅͐ͧ̎N̜͍͓̱͍ͬ̎̌̎̅ͪ̕O̰̺̘͕̖ͭ̅̏͗̔M̳͖̫ͣͅĬ͓̥̠͖̰͉̗̑K̬͙̻̗̺̅͗̿̃͆͑̐ͅͅO̮͍͖̝̮͚̝ͥN̵͍͔͔͒͊̉̉̓.̖͘"
"M̯͓͎̞̓O̯͓͉͇͕͍R̖̤͊̽ͧO̩̤̜̼ͤ̏͗̋̒Ṋ̛̼̗̬̏͌̔ͨͦ͐ͩS̸̫̥̰͇̹.̷͓͉̞͔͔̯̦ͤ"
"Ȳ̠̽ͤ͊ͬ̓͑O̷͈̪̼̹̤Ụ ̤̖̦͙̋͆̀͆̔̐́Ą͇̯͚ͮ͌̋ͪ̚Ŗ̪̘̩͛͋ͯͪ̽ͯ̓E̦ ̙̮̣̲̠̺̩̾̊͒͌A̸͈͒͊ͫͣL̞͍͕̒̀̒̑̀̂ͅL̩̱̹̠̎̃ͭ̑̇̔͡ ͉͓̘ͬ̈́̾̀ͣ͒U̸̮̭̱͖̐̈N̠ͫ͂̑I͚̞̮͕̳͎ͨ̓͗̾̔͑ͦͅN̬̓͢V̸̙ͬ͂ͬI͉͎̹̯̫̙̔ͤ̃ͮͯŤ̞̰͓͓̙ͫḘ̓ͯ̽̚D̩͈̫̦͈̪ͪ͌̔ͧ͝ ̑ͪ͐ͫ͂̋͊҉̹̥͚̤Ḟ̧ͮ̓ͅRO̫̞͇̫͇̺M̙̆ͭͪ̿̓͞ ̣̞ͫ̄̀͌ͫ̏͊͘ͅM̠̹̞ͤ́̋̇̏̌̉͘Y̰̣ͮ̋ ̯͙̖̜̺͈̝͒̔͊̑̎R̗̺̦̞̣ͫͧ̋̓͠Ę͉̫̗̃̉̋̌͊Ḳ̩͑Ö̥̹́̀ͩ͆̏ͅN̠̗̠̰̰̞̼ͯ̀͒S͕̥̗̓Tͩͣ͒͗ͩ̐͡R̭̠̒ͣ̒U͕̮ͬ̄̒͢K̤̗̙̮̻̫̯̇͌̊͐͡T̟͉̪̀I̙̻͓͈̻͎̍ͬ͗Ö͖͎̭͚͓͖͂̈ͨ́ͯ̉Ṋ̞̳̻͕̟̦͐̍̈̓̽̌̏ ͮͪ̓҉P̘̳̭͖̌̑ͣ͒̑͟A̩ͧ̾͗̊̔̈́R͇̫̖̲̩̫̆̓̇͐͝T̂̉͗͏̤͔̝̲͍͇Y͉̖̖̐͑ͨ͘!͈̲̜̯͒ͬͦ̋ͬ͌͠"
"Ą̥͉̝̞ͣ͑͌̏̇̃̚N̼̯͔̹̂̌Y̶ͩ̇ͤͣW̡̮̣̺ͫĄ̯͍̳͍̥̦͍̀̀͊ͯY͙̬,̤̗͊ͯ͑̄͆ ̷͙͇̥̹̺͐͗̒̎H̠̣͎̯̖͚̀̋̍̚E̦̝̟̬̺̦̔ͅR͕͈̭̝͍͐E̵̠̣̒ͫ̓̎̓̇'̮̩̩̞̳̣̯̓̚͜S̫ͦ̿́ͩ͆͊ ͕̞̲̹̜̦͉̌ͩ͛̈W͍̿͆ͯ͆͘O̹̪̭̬͐ͩͅN͉͑̅ͭ̌D̸̠̫ͅͅȄ̪̠̩͈̭̞̯͌̂ͫ̊͊̚R̝̱̙̮̥̎͊̉ͥ̍ͅW͙͇̫͕̜̮͇ͩͦͮA͙̐̑ͬ̀LL̩̦͇̪̮̻̓̐"
F͍̖͖͕͈̗͡U͉̲̗͎̖̿ͫͮ͌́͝C̵̹̻̘̞K̴̺̞̥̱̓ͩ̈́Ị̖͎͎̽͡N͉̺͉̞̋ͦ͊G̮̭̭̲ ̞̖̓̉͐̐ͭ̐̎Ḿ͍̜̥͇̓I͐͐ͮ̀N̢̗͚̯̳̩̣̭̒̊ͫ̀̓̈́I͎͔͙̯̹̎̊͋ͬ́̕F̪̯̺̻̫̞̺̏̅͒̿̾̾ͣĮ̳̮͍̖̯͇̯ͯG̣̓̒ͤ̃̉͗ͩ͟S͙̣̥̳͔͚̭̉̓̋͋ͭ̊ͤ.̳̓̇͞.̸̟͉͔͖̉̐̿̀͆.̨̠͔̲̩ͯͩ̌̈.̨̳̱̤̐̐̄ͦ
YEET
The poop destruction settles.
No one could have survived that diarrheal onslaught.
But one hero emerges, gasping for air! Saved by the Bitty Buttnomikon, Blue Guy is triumphant!
"This power is too great for one ordinary man to wield," he says. "But I'll risk it anyway. Better take this back to Luchardsko right away."
FALK wins!
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- Kommander Ken
- an avid fan of large round cannons
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Ossum conclusion to an ossum battle, man.
BROOTALZ IS DA BESTEST PARTY CRASHERZ.
BROOTALZ IS DA BESTEST PARTY CRASHERZ.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Awww yeah Blue Man for the win!
Good battle ninja
Good battle ninja
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Heyyyyyyy I see you too constructed a big Brikthulu
Epic battle, lots of fun, epic ending.
Epic battle, lots of fun, epic ending.
Darkstorm will rise! Someday? Probably tomorrow.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
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- I want to climb on to thevengefulone, stick my tongue into his ear and ride him all the way to satan.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Wait! I'm still alive! Don't I get anything?
Also, you call that Dalek adequate? I Love that design, any chance you could send me pics of how you put it together, I could use them as scouts.
Also, you call that Dalek adequate? I Love that design, any chance you could send me pics of how you put it together, I could use them as scouts.