[HH] BloodButts ~ a battle of references
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:21 pm

Cultist Leader: OK, so it says here that if we sacrifice these two virgins in front of this ancient portal, then Ragnablok will come to this plane of existence.
Cultist 1: Cool, Did you being the ceremonial axe?
Cultist leader: I thought you Had it

Cultist 1: I thought I was bringing the ceremonial cleaning rag
Cultist Leader: Dammit Kevin, now I'm going to have to call in the boss, better tell him to bring along a few abominations just in case.

Nobu: I don't think your boss is going to arrive in time
Cultist Leader: And who the negablok might you be?
Nobu: *chuckles* I am the midnight swordsman, and I have come to slay your boss and stop this ritual.
And I brought along a few friends to help me.

Nobu has gathered 2 plumbers, an internet weeb, vulgar grandfather, and a French model to fight on his side.

Van Hellsing and his supporters keep watch atop the wall.
Cultist Leader: You actually think you can stop us? Not once the boss shows up!

A horde of abominations approaches the battle, the ghastly silhouettes of goblins, trolls, and skellybois dancing in the night

The Dark Lord himself is among them, his unholy standard bearer, and 2 darkspawn following behind him.

Some Vampires also show up
Viago: So, the guys and I decided that we should have a cool team name. We thought it would make the others think that we're cool, like "see those guys, they look cool. We should be friends with them because they look like cool guys." That's what I want them to think.
We decided to call ourselves the "Blood Brothers", although, we aren't actually brothers. It's just a name.

Last to arrive on the field, is Principal Kirito, now in his abridged form.
Principal Kirito: I hate all of you, I hope everyone here dies.
Teams:
Nobu 's Froces - Durer
Dark Lord's Retinue & cultists - Darkstorm
Van Hellsing and soldiers - DayBoost_
Blood Brothers - Baconquistador
Principal Kirito - Ninja Bait
Abominations - Npc’d