Rolled a D20 for turn order:
Tecnocratic Union (Falk) - 6
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei) - 5
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait) - 19
Imperial Magikstrate (Duerer) - 15
Quantum Surfer RedRover
Time Stops and a Blue Flame appears in the Technocratic Union's camp
Out of the flames pops some other worldly being chugging some sort of alcoholic beverage
QS! RedRover -
Would you look at that?! You got flesh and everything? Not like these ABS clowns. Anyways, just popping in to fix a mistake and then i'll see myself out.
QS! RedRover -
You two!
The Technocrats unfreeze. Scratching their heads and looks of bewilderment with a dash of existential terror they ask,
What the hell is going on!??!
QS! RedRover -
My Drunk ass thought you were supposed to climb up on the house but instead the instruction said you were supposed to climb up on that rock over there! Harmless mistake really...
Technocrats -
What? Instructions?? Who are you??
QS! RedRover -
Right, right, why do I always get caught up in explaining myself? *Sigh*
The Quantum surfer snaps his fingers
The Technocrats disappear in a small puff of smoke
The quantum surfer snickers to himself - "Hehe, just like that Thanos guy."
Almost as soon as they disappeared they reappeared on the mossy rock.
QS! RedRover -
Aright you each get one shot off like you were supposed to!
QS! RedRover -
Well that should set things straight, though those poor blokes are going to wake up being confused
QS! RedRover -
This is the part where I'd say see you later guys, but you won't remember a lick of this! I gotta go and polish off this bottle, toodles!
QS! RedRover disappears in a blue flame
Editor's Note: I messed up Falk's orders and rectified my mistake.
United Systems Alliance (Ninja_Bait)
Trying to recover from his embarrassing fall, the commando gets into a crawling postion and pretends like that is what he mean't to do the whole time. He motions for the squads of regulars to follow suit.
The regulars do! FEAT SUCCESSFUL
Hells Fargo Hitman -
You idiots actually believe that guy did this on purpose!?! He's just trying to save face! Imbeciles...
The dwindling squad (who I forgot to snag a pic of) blows off the head of one of the rock dwelling Technocrats)
Only 3/5 of the other USA squad can get shots off from their crawling positions.
The damage is only enough to destroy half of a pallet barricade.
The last squad moves to get into position
Some can get into position but the whole squad fails at getting a shot off. Meanwhile the humvee hits reverse.
The SMART Gunner and RPG soldiers hop on.
The ready themselves for action, and look pretty badass doing it.
The Humvee starts driving toward the Celestial Kingdom while the sniper runs alongside, unable to find room aboard.
Imperial Magikstrate (Duerer)
The scouting drones cloak themselves
The Imperial Marines fan out
One marine critically fails to fire his rocket
BOOOOOOOM
All that is left is ash and ember
The rest of the Marines, apparently unfazed by what just occurred, take aim on the squad of Celestials
Despite the marine training and close proximity, only two were able to get a shot off. Two from the opposing squad go down.
The Marine with the chain gun makes up for it though with a critical success in skill and damage.
He mows down two and forces the other two to bail.
Amara leaps up on the rock to do something badass.
With magik and might she hurls her blade at the leg of the Dragon Lance Walker.
The blade slices through one of the cloaked drones instead of the Walker. FEAT FAILED.
The drone is destroyed and her blade is now far from her.
This is awkward.
Tecnocratic Union (Falk)
The Sniper fires a deadly bolt at the Freedom Commando
a soldier dives over him to redshirt.
He gets dead.
Baulder is tired of waiting and moves towards the stone hut.
He rips off a huge stone from the door way (Was that a structural support
)
With all his strength and the perfect form of an olympic hammer tosser he heaves the stone
It soars across the battlefield towards the Celestial Kingdom forces.
It strikes the side of the walker, sending it tumbling backwards. FEAT SUCCESSFUL
The squad underneath uses their saved action to bail!
The rockets that the mech used as a cushion go off! The frame of the mech absorbed most of the damage saving the members of the squad but chipping off a CP from the walker (3/4).
Rock boy fires at the USA squad once more
He hits a soldier right through the eye taking his life.
General Kholer goes inside with the chip
The Elite guards with the death rays advance towards the USA troops while Baulder grabs is Chain sword.
Everyone else holds positions and response actions to fire on anyone who comes any closer!
Celestial Kingdom (Nemoto-sensei)
All of the disrupted troops get up.
The last two of one of the squads execute an Imperial Marine.
The other squad regroups and starts to make its way towards its original objective.
Though fallen, the Dragon Lance is able to operate its cannons to get a shot off.
Blowing away another marine.
The swordsmen dash towards the Imperials with blades in hand and revenge in heart.
Unfortunately one could not do any damage and the other could only get close enough to stare menacingly.
General Sunzi Bao uses a feat to take a precisely aimed shot out of range.
His shot hit its mark. FEAT SUCCESSFUL!
Suddenly
Brootals
Brootals
BROOTALS!!
Brootal Units (Kommander Ken)
x1 Hero - Kharag the Iron-Willed (Brootal Warloard Cliche)
x8 Grunt Boys with one "officer" (1SD cc dmg, 1d6 dmg with 6 range)
x4 Gunner Boys (1d6+1 dmg, 10 range)
x1 Big Blasta Boy (2 size 1 explosives, 15 range)
x1 Flama Boy (1d4 fire dmg with size 2 arc)
x2 Spear Boys (2SD cc dmg)
x1 Brootalizer Tank (3d6 dmg, 12 range, 3d10 armor, size 4)
Overwatch
NEW Objectives
Brootals - Kill
Everyone else - Survive
Kills
Technocrats: 3
Celestial Kingdom: 2
United Systems Allicance: 1 + 1 friendly fire
Imperial Magikstrate: 4 + 2 friendly fire
Brootals: 0
SEND ORDERS!
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That pyramid of freedom. 
And BROOTALZ. 
