As a result of furniture rearrangement, the table and thus battlefield have been relocated to a different room. I hope that this doesn't negatively impact the quality or enjoyment of the battle. Romans are NPC still and up for grabs.
Turn Roll order.
Peasants (Scribonus):6
Space Mafia (motorhead fan):5
Agent 69 (Bisbeedog):3
New Romans (NPC):1
Peasants (Scribonus)
Molly hatchet shoots and kills the black-hat Mafia member, though white-hat remains undeterred.
The peasant with the big hat tries to attack a legionnaire, but misses.
The peasant with the sword leaps into the air, nostalgia of his days in the military flooding his mind, and feeling his adrenaline.
Old Peasant: This is our castle!
And he drives the blade through a surprised Legionnaire's body.
Realising that he is being completely useless, Pierre emerges from the hay stack.
Using his incredible skills of co-ordination, he loads the catapult and fires it upon the attackers.
Meanwhile one of the climbing Legionnaires has risen to their feet, brandishing their weapons at the old man.
Legionnaire: Your time is up old man! I hope you've said your prayers bec-
He is interrupted quite rudely when a shard of masonry sends him flying from the van to land on the ground, dead.
The mechanic picks up the dropped specialised rifle and tries to use it.
Surprisingly, he almost hits something.
Space Mafia (motorhead fan)
The white-hat soldier lunges forward at Molly Hatchet with his club, but misses badly from tripping over a corpse.
Agent 69 (Bisbeedog)
Coughing the dirty water out of his lungs, Agent 69 crawls from the moat. The engineer operating the cannon spots him and freaks out. The agent aims his gun- and fires.
It hits the fuse. Just as he had planned.
Engineer: Aha, you missed me, you absolute cabbage!
Agent 69: I never miss. That's why I'm called a 'Hitman'.
With a blast, Wolfgang is fired from the cannon, straight towards the wall. His horse rears up in fright.
Wolfgang: NOOOTT AGGAAAAAAIIIIN!!!!
He lands with a sound of crumpling metal and bone. A red stain begins to trickle down the walls as he stuck there, like a pancake flipped against the ceiling.
With a splash, the corpse eventually falls into the moat with a mighty splash, the only remnants being some lonely bubbles, a growing crimson stain and his hat.
New Romans (NPC)
The Engineer attacks Agent 69, but misses.
The other Legionnaire climbs up to the roof of the van, missing his shots at the old Peasant.
The one on the ground however manages to absolutely shred the peasant in the big hat though. The one on the battlements moves onto the walkway, but misses Molly Hatchet, so i didn't take a picture.
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