Armageddon Bound [TURN 3]
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:03 am
Initiative Order (determined by d20):
19 - Soviets (lordintype)
17 - Blokbots (Space Bunny)
13 - Poles (Spectral)
11 - Angry Boners (Bookwyrm)
9 - Monet (ninja_bait)
6 - Krull (RedRover)
4 - Luchardsko (Falk)
Soviets (lordintype):

The engineer tries to fix the train but only managed to clean some leaves from it.

Robo-Lenin: "Eat my toxic waste, you capitalist pigs!"
Robo-Lenin fires Some Ultimate Weapon at the Monet forces...

...with devastating results! Both fusiliers and the architect die and the count is taking one HP damage.
Blokbots (Space Bunny):

The doc tries to merge the blokbot with the greenery into a camo blokbot...

...but all the bricks simply fall apart, killing said blokbot in the process (FEAT CRITICALLY FAILED).

The pyrocaster climbs down and unleashed a wholevolley of fire upon the Poles and Luchardsko forces lighting them all on fire without killing them directly.
Poles (Spectral):

However, the pyrocaster's flames just claimed their first victims with a Polish soldier and their engineer.

The living rifleman manages to shoot a Luchardsko soldier but Jerzy misses with his chaindword.
The latter thinks about boring the enemy to death but quickly realised there was no time for such silly endeavours (FEAT CANCELLED).
Angry Boners (Bookwyrm):

The bonezerkers and the reaper tear down a bit of the wall, while Warhead is setting the blokbot leader on fire, without dealing any significant damage however.
Monet (ninja_bait):

The count throws his sword at Robo-Lenin...

and actually hits him with it, setting him on fire (FEAT SUCCESSFUL). Unfortunately, the cyborg leader shrugs off any damage dealt

The count and the marine keep running towards the portal.
Krull (RedRover):

One of Krull's guards succumbs to the flames with another one putting them out. Krull is still on fire but also alive.

The hussar and the soldier gang up on Blue Guy dealing some massive damage. However, he simply disappears leaving only his ominous tome behind.

Krull is gathering all the fire in the vicinity to prepare a massive ritual.

Every unit on the map is no longer being set on fire, as the flames are being absorbed by Krull. That means that the smaller portals are no longer functional and that the pyrocaster loses their flame abilities.

The portal on the other side of the map shuts down as well.

Warhead, Ligma Shard: "Hey, what the fuck?! Why is my guitar no longer burning?"
Even Warhead's Rock Monster Guitar loses its flame throwing abilities and flame effects in melee combat!

Krull is about to bring forth something truly hideous...

*KA-BOOM*
Krull: "This isn't even my final form!!"
Born of the fires of war, Krull reemerged as a demon lord and even manages to heal some of his wounds in the process (FEAT CRITICALLY SUCCESSFUL, KRULL GOT SOME WINGS, IMMUNITY TO FIRE AND ONE OF HIS HP BACK)!
Luchardsko (Falk):

The lone Luchardsko trooper fires at the Pole but fails to deal any significant damage.

And with that, the third sigil is breaking open with only one more pillar keeping the portal shut.
Krull: "YES! Just a few more sacrifices and a new world shall emerge!"
Overview:

HELL SIGILS OPENED: 3/4
KILLS:
Poles: 5
Soviets: 6
Zoltan: 2
Luchardsko: 3
Krull: 7
Monet: 2
Angry Boners: 3
Blokbots: 2
Casualties through other unfortunate circumstances: 1
HP:
Jerzy Durer: 3/3
Robo Lenin: 2/3
Zoltan: 0/3
Blue Guy: 0/3
Krull: 2/3
Frederique de Monet: 2/3
Warhead: 3/3
Dr. Aras Gabrys: 3/3
SEND ORDERS FOR TURN 4!
19 - Soviets (lordintype)
17 - Blokbots (Space Bunny)
13 - Poles (Spectral)
11 - Angry Boners (Bookwyrm)
9 - Monet (ninja_bait)
6 - Krull (RedRover)
4 - Luchardsko (Falk)
Soviets (lordintype):

The engineer tries to fix the train but only managed to clean some leaves from it.

Robo-Lenin: "Eat my toxic waste, you capitalist pigs!"
Robo-Lenin fires Some Ultimate Weapon at the Monet forces...

...with devastating results! Both fusiliers and the architect die and the count is taking one HP damage.
Blokbots (Space Bunny):

The doc tries to merge the blokbot with the greenery into a camo blokbot...

...but all the bricks simply fall apart, killing said blokbot in the process (FEAT CRITICALLY FAILED).

The pyrocaster climbs down and unleashed a wholevolley of fire upon the Poles and Luchardsko forces lighting them all on fire without killing them directly.
Poles (Spectral):

However, the pyrocaster's flames just claimed their first victims with a Polish soldier and their engineer.

The living rifleman manages to shoot a Luchardsko soldier but Jerzy misses with his chaindword.
The latter thinks about boring the enemy to death but quickly realised there was no time for such silly endeavours (FEAT CANCELLED).
Angry Boners (Bookwyrm):

The bonezerkers and the reaper tear down a bit of the wall, while Warhead is setting the blokbot leader on fire, without dealing any significant damage however.
Monet (ninja_bait):

The count throws his sword at Robo-Lenin...

and actually hits him with it, setting him on fire (FEAT SUCCESSFUL). Unfortunately, the cyborg leader shrugs off any damage dealt

The count and the marine keep running towards the portal.
Krull (RedRover):

One of Krull's guards succumbs to the flames with another one putting them out. Krull is still on fire but also alive.

The hussar and the soldier gang up on Blue Guy dealing some massive damage. However, he simply disappears leaving only his ominous tome behind.

Krull is gathering all the fire in the vicinity to prepare a massive ritual.

Every unit on the map is no longer being set on fire, as the flames are being absorbed by Krull. That means that the smaller portals are no longer functional and that the pyrocaster loses their flame abilities.

The portal on the other side of the map shuts down as well.

Warhead, Ligma Shard: "Hey, what the fuck?! Why is my guitar no longer burning?"
Even Warhead's Rock Monster Guitar loses its flame throwing abilities and flame effects in melee combat!

Krull is about to bring forth something truly hideous...

*KA-BOOM*
Krull: "This isn't even my final form!!"
Born of the fires of war, Krull reemerged as a demon lord and even manages to heal some of his wounds in the process (FEAT CRITICALLY SUCCESSFUL, KRULL GOT SOME WINGS, IMMUNITY TO FIRE AND ONE OF HIS HP BACK)!
Luchardsko (Falk):

The lone Luchardsko trooper fires at the Pole but fails to deal any significant damage.

And with that, the third sigil is breaking open with only one more pillar keeping the portal shut.
Krull: "YES! Just a few more sacrifices and a new world shall emerge!"
Overview:

HELL SIGILS OPENED: 3/4
KILLS:
Poles: 5
Soviets: 6
Zoltan: 2
Luchardsko: 3
Krull: 7
Monet: 2
Angry Boners: 3
Blokbots: 2
Casualties through other unfortunate circumstances: 1
HP:
Jerzy Durer: 3/3
Robo Lenin: 2/3
Zoltan: 0/3
Blue Guy: 0/3
Krull: 2/3
Frederique de Monet: 2/3
Warhead: 3/3
Dr. Aras Gabrys: 3/3
SEND ORDERS FOR TURN 4!