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Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Finished

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 6:59 am
by Arkbrik
Turn 5 - Final

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The girl doesn't succumb to the fire, but it spreads to what's left of the ice cream stand.

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The sandstorm moves behind Nephren-Kra's force.

Civilians

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The girl will carry on the ice cream lady's legacy. She puts her hat on, and wields the Omnislayer Sword.

She prepares a response attack against anyone who would try and steal the Sword from her.

Pharaoh Nephren-Kra

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Another betrayal by the skeleton Mechanik! He attacks the girl!

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The girl is killed...

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...but with her last breath, she brings the Omnislayer Sword down, smashing the traitorous skeleton to pieces.

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But another skeleton is on the way.

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This one claims the Omnislayer Sword for the Pharaoh, and prepares a response attack.

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Nephren-Kra leads the rest of his force towards the Collector Cruiser.

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His minions break open the ship's door.

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Nephren-Kra boards the Cruiser, trying to shove the excavator aside so he can take the Mysterious Disc... but the excavator stands firm! The Pharaoh can't get to the artifakt!

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These two skeletons were too far away to get to any artifakts.

"So what do we do?"

"Uhh... Prepare response attacks I guess."

Knights of the Square Table

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Lady Leonora kneels down beside the fallen dragon.

"Mighty dragon, before your spirit departs this world, I beg of you... Show them your fire, one last time!"

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The dragon's fiery soul bursts from its body, soaring high into the sky!

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Then it dives down!

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The unlife is burnt right out of the skeleton. The Omnislayer Sword drops to the ground once more.

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"Bold Leonora has given us a chance!" King Auris says. "Now my steed, run like the wind!"

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The horse dashes across the field.

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"Hey, that guy is going for the Sword! Shoot him!"

"On it!"

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The arrow graces the King, but he will not be stopped!

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King Auris reaches the Omnislayer Sword, and picks it up!

"Did I not say the artifakts would be ours? While our cause is just, none can stand in our way!"

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The minifigs-at-arms cheer for the King, and open fire on the skeletons. In their excitement, they totally miss.

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Lady Leonora shoots a sunbather in her joy, but he shrugs it off.

"Huh? Are there mosquitos on this beach?"

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The Mechanik runs over to the barbecue, and builds a chicken bomb. Meanwhile the catapult prepares response fire.

Archeologists

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The archeologist Mechanik turns her flamethrower on King Auris.

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"They're attacking the King!!! Quick, fire!"

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But King Auris has already perished to the flames.

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Then the misaimed catapult stone comes down, splatting the King and his horse.

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The Mechanik grabs the Omnislayer Sword.

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She runs into the gas station.

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Tony Junder steps away from Annabella Anning.

"That Disc belongs in a museum!"

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Tony runs towards the Collector Cruiser.

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He makes a leap for the Mysterious Disc!

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...But overshoots!

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SPLASH!

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"..."

The Acquiriens

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The excavator tries to smash the Pharaoh with his drill, but misses.

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The Collector Cruiser lifts off again.

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It blasts the hell out of the gas station.

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That whole corner of the station is blown to pieces. The Mechanik survives, thanks to her cover... but now that cover is gone.

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But the ground Acquiriens still fail to hit her.

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The retrieval vehicle moves in.

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It runs over the Mechanik, finally killing her!

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The Omnislayer Sword is retrieved.

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"Two out of three artifakts?" Annabella Anning says. "I'll take it. Let's pull back, guys!"

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The Acquiriens leave the field with their acquisitions.

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Lady Leonora rallies the remainder of the knightly forces.

"The King has fallen! We must retreat. But those who died today, did not die in vain. The Reflector Shield is ours!"

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Tony Junder floats on his back in the lake. His whole crew is dead, the artifakts are stolen.

"Can't win 'em all. Can't put 'em all in a museum..."

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The ice cream stand is slowly burning down.

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"Hey! Where are we going?!"

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WINNER: The Acquiriens

with the Omnislayer Sword and the Mysterious Disc

SECOND PLACE: Knights of the Square Table

with the Reflector Shield

Faction Stats

Archeologists - Falk
Kills: 9
Alive: 1/14
Artifakts: 0

The Acquiriens - Klaktrak
Kills: 11 (including 1 friendly fire)
Alive: 7/12
Artifakts: 2 - The Omnislayer Sword, the Mysterious Disc

Knights of the Square Table - Cracjaw
Kills: 9
Alive: 6/14
Artifakts: 1 - The Reflector Shield

Pharaoh Nephren-Kra - lordintype
Kills: 7 (including 1 friendly fire)
"Alive": 5/11
Artifakts: 0

Civilians - NPC
Kills: 3
Alive: 11/16
Artifakts: 0

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Congratulations to Klaktrak, and well played by all! Thanks to Space Bunny for diligently commanding the civilians!

Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Finished

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:10 pm
by Food_Truk
Absolute chaos, lovely battle.

Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Finished

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:26 pm
by lordintype
Ah, GG. Pretty sure the Pharoah counts as another artifakt :D

Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Finished

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:30 pm
by Cracjaw
I'll take second, GG to Klaktrak, I was soooo close!!

Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Finished

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:10 pm
by Space Bunny
RIP Ice cream lady

Re: An Artifakt Arsenal - Finished

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 9:05 pm
by Cracjaw
She fought well, but alas, the pains of real life take their toll on even the strongest of wills.