The sphinx attacks the Acquirien retrieval vehicle, but fails to damage it due to abysmal rolls.
Pharaoh Nephren-Kra leads his court towards King Auris' force.
"You build and build, but eventually, all turns to dust..."
The equipment of the minifigs-at-arms turns to dust!
The skeletons fall upon the disarmed minifigs. Nephren-Kra kills one, and another is shot by his archer.
The skeleton Mechanik examines the information sign.
"Hmm... 'Scholars believe that this area was home to some kind of early civilization in ancient times, but by all accords, it cannot have been very advanced...' What is this slander?!"
The space scooter deploys from the Collector Cruiser.
Both the scooter and its mothership targets the archeologist balloon.
The balloon goes down! The gases inside ignite...
The balloon pilot is killed, along with the operator of the claw on the retrieval vehicle, and one of the picnicers.
The Acquiriens on the ground target the archeologists, but they are well protected by their cover. The ice cream stand gets blown apart some more.
The retrieval vehicle rams the digger at the central dig site, killing him.
The Collector Cruiser lowers itself over the lake, sending the swimmers fleeing.
The excavator specialist disembarks.
He starts digging, but doesn't unearth anything just yet.
Annabella Anning throws her hyperblade at Tony Junder!
An archeologist jumps in the way, and gets skewered.
Then Annabella fires a laser shot straight into the hilt, supercharging the blade...
...with gory results.
The ice cream lady has prepared her sharpest cone, but realizes that her target is already down.
"Dangit! I wanted to pop that balloon!"
"I'll get you for stealing my kills!"
She throws the ice cream cone at the space scooter.
The cone pierces the engine!
The scooter spins out of control and crashes, killing the pilot.
The Mechanik builds a flamethrower from the gas pump briks.
The guy who unearthed the Omnislayer Sword starts running.
Thanks to a good sprint roll, he gets pretty far.
The car rams Sir Dracus' horse, wounding it!
Then the archeologists open fire at Sir Dracus, but hit his horse instead, and the bullets finish it off. Sir Dracus is thrown out of the saddle.
Tony drops his weapons, and advances on Annabella.
"All right, we'll settle this with our fists! Put 'em up!"
"Don't bring a fist to a gunfight, dummy!"
Tony narrowly avoids the lasershot, but he's feeling pretty stupid.
The gal on the roof fires away at the Acquiriens, but she misses.
This archeologist fires at Lady Leonora, but the dragon handler leaps in the way, and gets killed.
The two archeologists then jump on the trike...
...and drive away.
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King Auris charges!
But his lance misses, and the excavator's suit protects him from the impact of the horse.
The minifigs-who-are-no-longer-armed try to follow their King, but one of them is cut down by a skeleton as he runs.
The last survivor steals the chair of the sunbathing chick.
"I need this more than you!"
She tries to smash a skeleton with the chair. She fails.
Sir Dracus takes out a precious relik... the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
"Rejoice, heathens, for I shall blow you to kingdom come!"
He throws the Holy Hand Grenade into the archeologist car.
The archeologists are blown to bits. Both the car and the nearby camper lose one SP, leaving them with three each.
The archer moves up.
"Impressive, sire. I don't even have any targets left!"
Meanwhile at the catapult...
"That flying ship shot down the balloon! I wanted to shoot that!"
"Forsooth! We'll get them for that!"
The catapult targets the Collector Cruiser!
And misses, clipping a tree instead. The crew might need retraining, that was an easy shot!
Lady Leonora pursues the archeologists!
She impales one on her lance.
The dragon gives chase as well, but being badly wounded it can't fly very fast.
The Mechanik mills about.
While the central dig site is hotly contested, this one is all but abandoned. Don't forget, there's an artifakt hidden here as well!
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Artifakts: 1 - The Omnislayer Sword
Kills: 6 (including 1 friendly fire)
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The Omnislayer Sword
Damage 2d6 + (Size of target)
Huge claw: UR 3, damage 2d6
Rifle (2x), detachable
10" 9" flying
Laser Cannon: UR 4, range 10", damage 2d6
Move 5" pushed
Catapult: UR 6, range 18", damage 3d6
10" 7" flying
Firebreath: UR 3, range 6", damage 2d6 fire
Claws (x2): UR 2, damage 1d6
Move 10" flying
Claws (x2): UR 3, damage 2d6
Laser eyes (x2), as pistols
10" 9" pulled
Players, send orders for Turn 3! Anyone else, pick a civilian and post orders for them in the thread!