Turn 1
Initiative order was determined randomly.
Ayanami Empire
The Ayanami tank heads straight for Binji, smashing through the fence.
The main gun fires at the school!
It blows a hole in the wall, for easier access.
The rest of the Ayanami force follows, Captain Iwanaga's horse leaping across the fence. Everyone prepares response fire.
Acquiriens
Annabella Anning leads the Acquiriens into the school. They kill the janitor! The troopers who didn't get a chance to shoot at the janitor prep response fire.
The Collector Cruiser moves to protect the front side of the school, also preparing response fire.
The retrieval vehicle blasts through the fence. Iwanaga's horse manages to avoid damage.
Knights of the Square Table
Lady Leonora calls the charge!
"FORTH! FROM THE SQUARE TABLE WE MARCH! To honor Good King King Auris, to bring peace to our fiefdoms, to empower the Knights to strike down foes of good kinfigs here, yonder and far afield! We shall claim the Discs and put these heathen hordes into the cold, plasticky ground with blade, bolt, and dragon fire! FORTH, KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE!"
She and Sir Dracus charge down the street, lances at the ready.
Leonora gives a mighty battle roar!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAglo3Ohpes
The terrifying sound disrupts the Ayanami infantry, as well as the crew of the Acquirien retrieval vehicle.
The catapult fires at NERD headquarters.
"We'll bring down those fortress walls!"
The walls are thick, but the catapult stone makes a good dent.
"Huh?"
The dragon helps out, widening the breach. The building is set on fire.
The dragon handler, Marvin the Magician, and the Mechanik take cover behind the corner.
The minifig-at-arms form a shieldwall by the entrance to the schoolyard.
The Collector Cruiser opens fire at them! (The image of the ship firing was lost somehow.) One minifig is killed.
But the archers fire back.
With an incredible pair of shots, they take two SP off of the Cruiser! Seven remain.
Almost forgot this part! Leonora pushes her horse to a final sprint, and smashes into the Ayanami truck with her lance! Dracus didn't quite make it this turn.
The truck topples over from the impact, spilling soldiers onto the ground. The truck lost one SP, but is still functional with four remaining. Someone will have to stand it back up again, though.
The soldiers couldn't respond as they were disrupted. But Captain Iwanaga fires at Lady Leonora! She doesn't get the Reflector Shield up in time to block, but she survives anyway.
NERD
"Guin-guin, we gotta schave Binji! We better gear up! Good thing we have that huge weaponsch stasch... Buuut, we can't carry all of it. Gotta make schure to bring the most important schtuff."
"Awwright, we're ready! Leschgo!"
In the school, the students rush out of the classroom (except Binji).
With good sprint rolls, Lite Yagami and Yareyare Kuya make it to the ground floor.
The Acquiriens greet them with a barrage of laserfire!
Lite Yagami is shot down, but Yareyare makes it to the lockers. He opens one, and finds...
An apple.
"Good grief."
The teacher stayed behind in the classroom with Binji.
"Get under the desk, Binji!"
Binji obeys.
In NERD headquarters, Bendo Brikari hurries out of his office.
With a decent Sprint roll, he managed to make it to the door.
"They're trying to breach headquarters! Stop them!"
"Yessir!"
The guards run into the office, and shoot at the dragon through the hole in the wall. The dragon loses one SP, and is left with three.
Meanwhile, in the lab...
"The Disc is calibrated!"
"The transmission is going out, the energy signatures are stable... We did it!"
"Now we don't need all of this equipment anymore. Let's break it down and build something else."
Outside, four more Discs suddenly appear.
They zoom off in different directions...
...and are grasped by strange claws.
"Finally. It's been so long. I used to believe the world was made of ABS, like everyone else. But then I read a book where it said the world was made up of four natural elements. That sounded really cool, so I started telling people about it.
No one believed me. They all said I was crazy. Even my wife left me... But now they can see the truth for themselves. This is my new reality. The reality of the four elements!"
"The element of Fire!"
Secret faction activated:
Fire Slayzer commanded by Duerer
"The element of Ice!"
Secret faction activated:
Ice Slayzer commanded by Archduke
"The element of City!"
Secret faction activated:
City Slayzer commanded by ComradeGreen
"And the element of Dinosaurs!"
Secret faction activated:
Dinosaur Slayzer commanded by Shaggy
"There they are! The Discs! We have to claim them, for the Square Table and the King!"
"More Discs, huh? Don't mind if I do. We're grabbing all of them, guys!"
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Overviews
Faction Stats
Knights of the Square Table - RunsWithLegos
Kills: 0
Alive: 13/14
Acquiriens - Space Bunny
Kills: 3
Alive: 12/12
Ayanami Empire - AnnoyedZebra
Kills: 0
Alive: 8/8
NERD - Falk
Kills: 0
Alive: 12/14
Fire Slayzer - Duerer
Kills: 0
Alive: 1/1
Ice Slayzer - Archduke
Kills: 0
Alive: 1/1
City Slayzer - ComradeGreen
Kills: 0
Alive: 1/1
Dinosaur Slayzer - Shaggy
Kills: 0
Alive: 1/1
Creation Stats
Catapult
4/4 SP
Move 5" pushed
Armor 10
Catapult: UR 6, range 18", damage 3d6
Dragon
3/4 SP
Move 10" 9" flying
Armor 10 9
Firebreath: UR 3, range 6", damage 2d6 fire
Claws (x2): UR 2, damage 1d6
Retrieval Vehicle
4/4 SP
Move 10"
Armor 10
Huge claw: UR 3, damage 2d6
Rifle (2x), detachable
Collector Cruiser
7/9 SP
Move 10" 8" flying
Armor 10 8
Laser Cannon: UR 4, range 10", damage 2d6
Space Scooter
1/1 SP
Move 10" flying
Armor 5
Pewgun (x2), as pistol
Ayanami Tank
5/5 SP
Move 10"
Armor 15
Battle cannon: UR 5, range 15", damage 3d6
Machine gun: UR 4, range 8", damage 2d6 burst
Ayanami Truck
4/5 SP
Move 10" 9"
Armor 10 9
Fire Slayzer
3/3 SP
Move 7"
Armor 2d6
Flamethrower: UR 3, range 6", damage 2d6 fire
Ice Slayzer
3/3 SP
Move 7"
Armor 2d6
OTC fist: UR 4, damage 2d10
City Slayzer
3/3 SP
Move 12"
Armor 2d6
Dinosaur Slayzer
3/3 SP
Move 7"
Armor 2d6
Bite x1, claws x2: UR 2, damage 1d6
Slayzer Objectives
The Slayzers are each trying to prove their superiority, by causing the most destruction. More details will be sent to the Slayzer players.
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Send orders for turn 2!
