Smash and Grab turn 3
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 3:24 am
Smash and Grab Top Thread: https://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=362024
I rerolled the Initiatives and here's how it played out:
Robbers,
Cops
Mafia
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Robbers
At the tippy top of the turn, The three truck-bound mooks twist their intent Herowards.
In my first brush with complicated rules in five years, the Truck mooks seed up to 2 MOMs and use their size 1 spike at the front to deliver a powerful SLAM to Captain Shades
Cop 2: "CAPTAIN! NOOOOO!"CRU-SPLORCH
Shades is saved at the last second by a particularly impressive five inch Redshirt!
Catburgler Katie: "Smooth driving Dale! now watch and learn how a real Burgler takes out the plasma-spewing trash!"
Catburgler Katie: HIIIIIIII-
VVVRT
Catburgler Katie: -YAH-OH FUCK!
FEAT FAILURE! KARATE KICK THE CANNON FORGOT THAT THE CANNON TRACKS MOVMENT
Crook Mook 1: "THisisforthetimeismackedyouwithacrowbarsorryboss!!!!"
BZZZAP-SPLORCHZZ!
The crook inside the store makes up for his stupid treachery way back in turn one with a well timed redshirt, his head's gooey remains now joining the late cop #1's in splattering the little courtyard of the store.
Catburgler Katie: Sigh... He died as he lived... Stupid and pretty.... any ways, Boys! Blast that fuckin thing!"
Her Shotgunners open up along side her, just as the Roof Crook gets the bright idea to Shove Cappo Billy Suits down the gap in the roof!
BZZt~tink
The Shotgunners manage to blast the Turret apart, but manage to only scratch Billy Suits trademark Suit after all is said and shot.
Semi-Satisfied with their blasting, all of the Mooks and katie use what movment they have left to get in to the store. (save for roof mook who I remembered about right before the next round, he'll be down in the store come next picture)
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Cops:
As the Robbers rush the store, The two K9 stuffed Cop Cars Rush the Court yard
CRA-CRASH!
The impact tears through the barriers and deals 1 inch of damage to one of the cars. the impact sends Katie and Dale flying across the courtyard, though there was not enough damage to kill them outright both are disrupted.
The Driver Cops jump to their feet, grab their guns and unleash the dogs! ready to attack!
Captain Shades: "Now Hold up a Second!"
Captain shades' Commanding voice bursts through the battle, freezing the fuzz in their place for a moment as he fishes a pack of size 1 Dynamite form his back pocket.
Captain Shades: "I got me here some Confiscated contraband that should soften up what you're gunnin for!"
FEAT SEMI-SUCCESSFUL! BOMB TOSS WITH A TIMER
Shades manages to toss the tnt well into range of his foes, but alas! he lit the fuse at the end, and it will explode at the end of turn 4 now!
The cops turn their attention back to the courtyard, eyeing their next targets and cursing the fact that they are out of actions.
But, Being none-to-bright and all-to bloodthirsty, the police dogs dive into the courtyard headless of the fizzling fuse and lay into the shotgunner Crooks, ganging up 2 on 1 in turn. Poor bastards are ripped asunder in short order.
Their blood splashes across the fence, and a freshly bitten off head plops into dale's Lap.
Catburgler Katie: "You know... you're having a real shit day when you think "at least my buddie's head didn't fall in MY lap..."
Mafia
Polo Paul: "I do Declare!! The Fuzz and some no good scum are making a mockery of our Perfectly Legal and Proper Jewel and Gem shop! Double time it lads, We have some Pigs to Ice and some Grifters to fit for Chicago Overcoats!"
Green Gary; Sure, sure, but you gotta stop making up places! there ain't no such place as chicago!"
The Mafia Riders charge into the frey, The gunmen blasting mid movement and Paul spurring his horse over the pickup.
Gary manages to make a clean kill, poppin' the copper.
While Paul only manages to bonk Katie upon the head, while Black Ben gets humiliated.
Captain Shades: Are you kidden me? Are you kidding me?! Gun's ain't toys, bucko! You could have seriously hurt some one waving this around as incompetently as you are!"
(Ben didn't actually do to bad with his shot, he got an over the top hit of 9 (6+3) but was so utterly trounced by Cpt. Shades outrageous 33 ((6+6)+(6+6)+(6+3)) armor roll that i felt something silly had to have happened.)
On the inside, Billy drags his sorry ass up form the ground and makes a break for the back of the store.
Purple pat takes his chance to pop the robber who humiliated his cappo in the cabeza, But fails to leave a dent.
THinking quickly, Billy rips the black barrel out of it's place, revealing the most valuable thing in the store: A InterStellar Comlink!
This is stupid, this is strictly against orders, The don would rather him dead as a door-nail than risking this juicy Deet getting out, But Billy hasn't survived to the rank of Cappo by shirking opportunities to save his own skin.
BIlly Suits: "This is Geetus Gee, Echo, Echo, Patternset: Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold, I repeat, Revenge is a Dish Best served Cold." He takes a deep breath and listens for the ping, the ping that means some one up above is really listening."
...
...
...
PING
FEAT SUCCESSFUL! CONTACT THE MOVERS AND SHAKERS AND GET SOME HELP
Unidentified voice: "We hear you Geetus Gee, Does mama bear know you're calling after bed time?" THey don't wait for a response "WE see why though, and we'll have back up down there in t-minus *static*
The line cuts short, and static fills the feed, Leaving Billy standing there with sweat pouring down his face. Help is on the way, But how soon? (end of turn 4 soon, You get to know that, he doesn't.)
Suddenly, the feed picks back up, A voice rings through more clear than Billy had ever heard through the ComLink;
Other voice: Gotchya'... Stay still little Mafioso. We're coming.:
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WHEN STORIES UNTHAW, INTERMISSION SOAP
https://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=18050
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I rerolled the Initiatives and here's how it played out:
Robbers,
Cops
Mafia
<<>>
Robbers
At the tippy top of the turn, The three truck-bound mooks twist their intent Herowards.
In my first brush with complicated rules in five years, the Truck mooks seed up to 2 MOMs and use their size 1 spike at the front to deliver a powerful SLAM to Captain Shades
Cop 2: "CAPTAIN! NOOOOO!"CRU-SPLORCH
Shades is saved at the last second by a particularly impressive five inch Redshirt!
Catburgler Katie: "Smooth driving Dale! now watch and learn how a real Burgler takes out the plasma-spewing trash!"
Catburgler Katie: HIIIIIIII-
VVVRT
Catburgler Katie: -YAH-OH FUCK!
FEAT FAILURE! KARATE KICK THE CANNON FORGOT THAT THE CANNON TRACKS MOVMENT
Crook Mook 1: "THisisforthetimeismackedyouwithacrowbarsorryboss!!!!"
BZZZAP-SPLORCHZZ!
The crook inside the store makes up for his stupid treachery way back in turn one with a well timed redshirt, his head's gooey remains now joining the late cop #1's in splattering the little courtyard of the store.
Catburgler Katie: Sigh... He died as he lived... Stupid and pretty.... any ways, Boys! Blast that fuckin thing!"
Her Shotgunners open up along side her, just as the Roof Crook gets the bright idea to Shove Cappo Billy Suits down the gap in the roof!
BZZt~tink
The Shotgunners manage to blast the Turret apart, but manage to only scratch Billy Suits trademark Suit after all is said and shot.
Semi-Satisfied with their blasting, all of the Mooks and katie use what movment they have left to get in to the store. (save for roof mook who I remembered about right before the next round, he'll be down in the store come next picture)
<<>>
Cops:
As the Robbers rush the store, The two K9 stuffed Cop Cars Rush the Court yard
CRA-CRASH!
The impact tears through the barriers and deals 1 inch of damage to one of the cars. the impact sends Katie and Dale flying across the courtyard, though there was not enough damage to kill them outright both are disrupted.
The Driver Cops jump to their feet, grab their guns and unleash the dogs! ready to attack!
Captain Shades: "Now Hold up a Second!"
Captain shades' Commanding voice bursts through the battle, freezing the fuzz in their place for a moment as he fishes a pack of size 1 Dynamite form his back pocket.
Captain Shades: "I got me here some Confiscated contraband that should soften up what you're gunnin for!"
FEAT SEMI-SUCCESSFUL! BOMB TOSS WITH A TIMER
Shades manages to toss the tnt well into range of his foes, but alas! he lit the fuse at the end, and it will explode at the end of turn 4 now!
The cops turn their attention back to the courtyard, eyeing their next targets and cursing the fact that they are out of actions.
But, Being none-to-bright and all-to bloodthirsty, the police dogs dive into the courtyard headless of the fizzling fuse and lay into the shotgunner Crooks, ganging up 2 on 1 in turn. Poor bastards are ripped asunder in short order.
Their blood splashes across the fence, and a freshly bitten off head plops into dale's Lap.
Catburgler Katie: "You know... you're having a real shit day when you think "at least my buddie's head didn't fall in MY lap..."
Mafia
Polo Paul: "I do Declare!! The Fuzz and some no good scum are making a mockery of our Perfectly Legal and Proper Jewel and Gem shop! Double time it lads, We have some Pigs to Ice and some Grifters to fit for Chicago Overcoats!"
Green Gary; Sure, sure, but you gotta stop making up places! there ain't no such place as chicago!"
The Mafia Riders charge into the frey, The gunmen blasting mid movement and Paul spurring his horse over the pickup.
Gary manages to make a clean kill, poppin' the copper.
While Paul only manages to bonk Katie upon the head, while Black Ben gets humiliated.
Captain Shades: Are you kidden me? Are you kidding me?! Gun's ain't toys, bucko! You could have seriously hurt some one waving this around as incompetently as you are!"
(Ben didn't actually do to bad with his shot, he got an over the top hit of 9 (6+3) but was so utterly trounced by Cpt. Shades outrageous 33 ((6+6)+(6+6)+(6+3)) armor roll that i felt something silly had to have happened.)
On the inside, Billy drags his sorry ass up form the ground and makes a break for the back of the store.
Purple pat takes his chance to pop the robber who humiliated his cappo in the cabeza, But fails to leave a dent.
THinking quickly, Billy rips the black barrel out of it's place, revealing the most valuable thing in the store: A InterStellar Comlink!
This is stupid, this is strictly against orders, The don would rather him dead as a door-nail than risking this juicy Deet getting out, But Billy hasn't survived to the rank of Cappo by shirking opportunities to save his own skin.
BIlly Suits: "This is Geetus Gee, Echo, Echo, Patternset: Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold, I repeat, Revenge is a Dish Best served Cold." He takes a deep breath and listens for the ping, the ping that means some one up above is really listening."
...
...
...
PING
FEAT SUCCESSFUL! CONTACT THE MOVERS AND SHAKERS AND GET SOME HELP
Unidentified voice: "We hear you Geetus Gee, Does mama bear know you're calling after bed time?" THey don't wait for a response "WE see why though, and we'll have back up down there in t-minus *static*
The line cuts short, and static fills the feed, Leaving Billy standing there with sweat pouring down his face. Help is on the way, But how soon? (end of turn 4 soon, You get to know that, he doesn't.)
Suddenly, the feed picks back up, A voice rings through more clear than Billy had ever heard through the ComLink;
Other voice: Gotchya'... Stay still little Mafioso. We're coming.:
<<>>
WHEN STORIES UNTHAW, INTERMISSION SOAP
https://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=18050
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