TURN 4
Dragonking1411 is now the controller of the
Graveyard Gang.
Turn order
Scavengers: 5
Graveyard Gang: 4
General Lucresia's Squad: 1
Scavengers (Space Bunny)
The now shiv-less Scavenger picks up a discarded gun and shoots the Medic in the gut, killing him.
With one arm and a mortal wound, the bearded Scavenger hobbles over to help, his vision swaying, powered purely by his unadulterated bloodlust.
Unfortunately, he can't go far enough to pick up a weapon and use his action, so he dies.
The ranged fighters continue to shoot the Quagmire Gunner, but the bullets bounce off of his armour as if they were made of sponge. Is this lad invincible? Can he be killed?
Well, yes, but actually no. A blow from the sledgehammer disarms him, but isn't able to deal a finishing blow.
The Archer advances, hoping to get a good angle on the few remaining targets.
'Mistah' Mordecai picks up a scorpion and sniffs it, licking his toothless gums.
'Mistah' Mordecai: It's basically a lobsta, right? Those are tasty...
The vermin are offended for being considered food items, and they mob Mordecai, biting him, scratching him, and pumping him full of venom. He barely survives. As well as this, his agony brings great hilarity to General Lucresia's Squad, giving them a +1 to their action rolls this turn.
FEAT CRITICAL FAIL.
Graveyard Gang (Dragonking1411)
Officer Pelvis digs inside his armour and pulls out a bottle of fresh whole milk.
Officer Pelvis: Dig in boys! We gotta get that calcium for dis battle!
All the Graveyard Gang get +2 to their armour for the turn.
FEAT SUCCESS
The Carrion use their action to sprint across the battlefield in flight, stopping near Amerigo.
Pumped full of calcium, the skeleton bros saunter towards the unsuspecting Legionnaire, weapons at the ready.
Oh.
Their attacks miss disatrously and they end up just awkwardly staring at each other, none of them sure whether they should fight or start a conversation to break the silence.
The remaining pistol-wielding skeleton follows Office Pelvis, readying his action for any enemies who come in range.
General Lucresia's Squad (ninja_bait)
The General surveys the battlefield, with an emotion that was before foreign to her creeping upon her senses, she who had once lead legions and floored giants, who had once heard her name be chanted by ranks of soldiers stretching beyond the horizon; this emotion was dread. The battle almost looked to be lost- unless...
General Lucresia: Wait, Amerigo- do you still have that device to use in absolute emergencies?
Head Engineer Amerigo: You mean this one, the one that was outlawed by the court of War and considered morally reprehensible-
General Lucresia: Yes, that one, give it to me.
Without hesitation, she presses the silver button.
All around the battlefield, the piles of corpses stir, and, beyond all reason and sanity, begin to stand up. The Scavengers look on in horror and a kind of morbid fascination.
With a spurt of gore, a little antenna sprouts from the dead troops' spines. They are now reanimated. 4 Legionnaires and the Medic are now 'alive' again, but they have the same stats, except now they are now 'Programmed'.
FEAT SUCCESS
Head Engineer Amerigo flies to the top of the wall, and aims for Officer Pelvis.
The attack is red/boneshirted (?) by the pistol Skeleton. Meanwhile, the acidic goop continues to not do sufficient damage to kill. The Legionnaire being attacked by the two skeleton bros attacks back but cannot penetrate the thick calcium.
Army Statistician: Yes, now would be the right time for some serious damage. Do the orbital lasers still work?... Try them out... Where are you aiming? Let's see...
Army Statistician: How about that French guy?
A beam of deadly light blasts down from the heavens, but unfortuntately the co-ordinates were a bit off, causing it to hit and obliterate the Archer.
Overwatch
Reanimated killed troops still count as kills.
Scavengers
Kills: 6
Deaths: 4
General Lucresia's Squad
Kills: 5
Deaths: 6
Graveyard Gang
Kills: 0
Deaths: 1
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