Going to the Museum - Finished
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Re: Going to the Museum - Turn 4
I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.
Re: Going to the Museum - Finished
Turn 5 - Finale
This is it. Who's going to get to the museum? And who will get there first?
Spike Forward pulls out a paint roller.
"Dis'll get us da victory! Red wunz go fasta!"
Meanwhile, Butchie Buzzsaw takes out a remote control.
"Time for some extra power!"
The truck deploys its booster engines.
The Brootal and Fiend vehicles take off towards the museum, at super speed.
Tony Junder tries another suspect ritual.
"This dead horse's power can be turned into... car horsepowers! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh f'errari..."
But Fruitbatman isn't done yet! He pushes the Fruitmobile into overdrive!
Too much overdrive! He slams into the archeologist car!
It's sent flying!
Straight towards the museum!
CRASH!
"Huh. Looks like a draw."
"Roight."
"Afternoon, Director. Here's another Slayzer piece."
The Demi-Slayzer stomps off, absentmindedly splatting an archeologist.
With the rest of the Slayzer parts out of their reach, the Fruit Corp. grunts get back in the truck.
They start heading back, Fruitbatman following along.
"Only one Slayzer piece... It's less than we deserve... It's less than what we need... I'm Fruitbatman..."
"Urgh..."
Tony Junder congratulates his archeologists on their success.
"Two out of three Slayzer parts belong to the museum! I'll take that as a win! Great work, people!"
The surviving Fiends and Brootalz meet up, and crack some beers.
"Good race, lads."
"Ya! Wez gotta do dis again."
"Hell yeah! Same time next week?"
Don't worry folks! The bear cub is fine!
* * *
WINNERS:
The Archeologists
Delivered two Slayzer parts
DRAW:
between
The Punk Fiends
and
The Speedbrootalz
Crashed the museum at the same time
Faction Stats
Archeologists - ninja_bait
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 3/7
Slayzer parts delivered: 2
Fruit Corp. - Spectral
Kills: 6
Wreckings: 1
Alive: 6/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 1
Punk Fiends - Falk
Kills: 2
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 2/5
Speedbrootalz - Screech
Kills: 2 (including 1 friendly fire)
Wreckings: 2 (including 1 self wreck)
Alive: 3/5
Mama Bear - NPC
Kills: 1
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 1/1
* * *
Congratulations to ninja_bait, and well played everyone! Lots of creative orders for me to carry out!
This is it. Who's going to get to the museum? And who will get there first?
Spike Forward pulls out a paint roller.
"Dis'll get us da victory! Red wunz go fasta!"
Meanwhile, Butchie Buzzsaw takes out a remote control.
"Time for some extra power!"
The truck deploys its booster engines.
The Brootal and Fiend vehicles take off towards the museum, at super speed.
Tony Junder tries another suspect ritual.
"This dead horse's power can be turned into... car horsepowers! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh f'errari..."
But Fruitbatman isn't done yet! He pushes the Fruitmobile into overdrive!
Too much overdrive! He slams into the archeologist car!
It's sent flying!
Straight towards the museum!
CRASH!
"Huh. Looks like a draw."
"Roight."
"Afternoon, Director. Here's another Slayzer piece."
The Demi-Slayzer stomps off, absentmindedly splatting an archeologist.
With the rest of the Slayzer parts out of their reach, the Fruit Corp. grunts get back in the truck.
They start heading back, Fruitbatman following along.
"Only one Slayzer piece... It's less than we deserve... It's less than what we need... I'm Fruitbatman..."
"Urgh..."
Tony Junder congratulates his archeologists on their success.
"Two out of three Slayzer parts belong to the museum! I'll take that as a win! Great work, people!"
The surviving Fiends and Brootalz meet up, and crack some beers.
"Good race, lads."
"Ya! Wez gotta do dis again."
"Hell yeah! Same time next week?"
Don't worry folks! The bear cub is fine!
* * *
WINNERS:
The Archeologists
Delivered two Slayzer parts
DRAW:
between
The Punk Fiends
and
The Speedbrootalz
Crashed the museum at the same time
Faction Stats
Archeologists - ninja_bait
Kills: 0
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 3/7
Slayzer parts delivered: 2
Fruit Corp. - Spectral
Kills: 6
Wreckings: 1
Alive: 6/7
Slayzer parts controlled: 1
Punk Fiends - Falk
Kills: 2
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 2/5
Speedbrootalz - Screech
Kills: 2 (including 1 friendly fire)
Wreckings: 2 (including 1 self wreck)
Alive: 3/5
Mama Bear - NPC
Kills: 1
Wreckings: 0
Alive: 1/1
* * *
Congratulations to ninja_bait, and well played everyone! Lots of creative orders for me to carry out!
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Re: Going to the Museum - Finished
Falk vs Ninja_bait, 2021 edition
N_B: 1
Falk: 0.5
N_B: 1
Falk: 0.5
Last edited by ninja_bait on Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.
Re: Going to the Museum - Finished
N_B's new friends: none
Falk's new friends: Speedbrootalz
I think we all know who really won
Also ties should count for 0.5
Falk's new friends: Speedbrootalz
I think we all know who really won
Also ties should count for 0.5
Empire of Luchardsko WIP wiki pageBrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."