APPLE BATTLE - for real! (closed signup!)
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APPLE BATTLE - for real! (closed signup!)
The appearance of a suspicious post of a fresh 'user' (who´s most likely a spambot) badgered me more than it should have. Long story short: Here it is - The APPLE BATTLE, as described and suggested by this cursed allegory-like post. We´ll see where it will lead us to. Will it lead us anywhere? Who knows? Anyway - let´s go!
A man was going to the house of some rich person.
As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road.
He said, "I do not want to eat those apples, for the rich man will give me much food,..."
"...he will give me very nice food to eat."
Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.
He went on and came to a river.
The river had become very big, so he could not go over it.
He waited for some time...
...then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."
He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food.
He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them.
LET'S FIGHT!
Factions:
-A man [ninja_bait]
-Some rich person [Gold]
-Some apples [Falk]
-A river [lordintype]
-The butler of some rich person [Archduke]
-Some very nice food [food_truk]
-Two construction workers [Infinity]
- A bunch of trees [Mr. President]
- A wheelbarrow [Red Rover]
-One or more secret factions (as seems fitting) [Bolicob] [HobieWan] [SpaceBunny]
Objectives:
- - but hey, this is Brikwars! Be creative!
So, now you think "What the fuck is going on here???" - and yes, you´re right!
What are the construction workers digging for? Why didn´t the river eat all of the apples? What´s the mysterious computer terminal in the hills for? And did the rich person gather his wealth with Krypto-Kurrency? WHO CARES?
Important note: This is going to be weird af. I have no idea what I´m doing, completely honouring the weirdness of the original post that inspired this. If you decide to take a spot in this battle, don´t expect it to be serious. You have been warned.
A man was going to the house of some rich person.
As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road.
He said, "I do not want to eat those apples, for the rich man will give me much food,..."
"...he will give me very nice food to eat."
Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.
He went on and came to a river.
The river had become very big, so he could not go over it.
He waited for some time...
...then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."
He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food.
He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them.
LET'S FIGHT!
Factions:
-A man [ninja_bait]
-Some rich person [Gold]
-Some apples [Falk]
-A river [lordintype]
-The butler of some rich person [Archduke]
-Some very nice food [food_truk]
-Two construction workers [Infinity]
- A bunch of trees [Mr. President]
- A wheelbarrow [Red Rover]
-One or more secret factions (as seems fitting) [Bolicob] [HobieWan] [SpaceBunny]
Objectives:
- - but hey, this is Brikwars! Be creative!
So, now you think "What the fuck is going on here???" - and yes, you´re right!
What are the construction workers digging for? Why didn´t the river eat all of the apples? What´s the mysterious computer terminal in the hills for? And did the rich person gather his wealth with Krypto-Kurrency? WHO CARES?
Important note: This is going to be weird af. I have no idea what I´m doing, completely honouring the weirdness of the original post that inspired this. If you decide to take a spot in this battle, don´t expect it to be serious. You have been warned.
Last edited by MadMario on Mon May 03, 2021 7:45 am, edited 6 times in total.
- ninja_bait
- I can make this man. I can let him touch the butt. I cannot promise his safety
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As the protagonist of Brikwars, I will play The Man
I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.
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Two construction workers please
The most dangerous enemy you can fight is a man with nothing left to lose
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As the antagonist to ninja bait, I will play the apples
Empire of Luchardsko WIP wiki pageBrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."
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Hahaha, I'll take the bait and play as the river
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Sure! Why not, let's play the rich guy.
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I'll take that Buttler, if not, just give me an open spot. Many thanks!
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My first time participating in a forum battle? I have to go with being a wheelbarrow or if that is taken I would like to be a secret faction
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Awesome
I will take a secret faction if available
I will take a secret faction if available
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Is anybody being the bunch of trees yet? If not, I will be the bunch of trees.
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If I can have a secret faction, that would be great
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The Man realizes he may be able to cross the river using the apple crate as a boat. He checks the water for crocodiles by tossing an apple in.
I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.
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Let the record show I was told in the Discord that I can be a random blade of grass that if anyone steps on it will scream and then die!
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The apple cries as it gets thrown in the water. "I don't wanna baaaaaaaath!!" The other apple dreads the day it will meet the same fate as the other apples.
The apples already in the water float to the surface.
The apples already in the water float to the surface.
Empire of Luchardsko WIP wiki pageBrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."
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The trees near the Man rustle in the wind, in a way that tends to attract birds and/or pterodactyls.
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