APPLE BATTLE - Turn 1
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 2:20 pm
Let´s get this freakshow rolling!
some rich guy
"Oh man, what a nice day! I´m so rich! But what would make me even more happy would be even more rich!"
"I made so much money with BrikKoins, why not make more?"
He goes to the computer. And he orders some computing devices.
As he goes, he steps on a single blade of grass. The blade of grass cries and then dies as it is stepped on
*secret achievement unlocked!*
Suddenly, some drones of 'Super Promptly On-demand International Luxury Express Delivery' fly in to deliver three very good supercomputer units. It is the best computers on the market.
After disposing the supercomputers, the S.P.O.I.L.E.D. drones immediately fly away. They leave the rich guy alone with his new toys.
"Hehe! Time to make moooore money!"
the butler of some rich guy
The butler is ready to serve food. But no one comes for the nice food. Some rich guy is too busy making money, and no one else came to eat. The nice food has been there for a long time. Longer time than is good for fresh food. The butler is getting suspicious of the food. He wants to get rid of it before it becomes sentient or something.
He inflames the dry martini on his tablet, and aims at the tables with nice food.
He throws the martini and sets some of the plates and tables on fire. He smiles.
"Soon the food will be gone, and I will rejoice."
two construction workers
Two construction workers dig a hole. They are not wanting apples. They have eaten food at home. This has nothing to do with the story.
Worker (right): "Why we should make this hole? Did boss say something?"
Worker (left): "Don´t know, don´t care. We get paid anyway. But I want to make the hole greater."
Worker (right): "Okay. Let´s make the hole greater."
Wheelbarrow (back): "Falk this screech, I´m out!"
And the wheelbarrow starts racing across the road, as the construction workers look after it thunderstruck.
Worker (right): "This was unexpected, indeed."
a man ...and a wheelbarrow
The man did not eat the apples. He thinks: "Maybe I can still go to the rich guys house. I can use the crate like a boat and finally cross the river. But I´m afraid of crocodile. I will test if crocodile is in the river first."
And so he tosses an apple into the river, to see if crocodile is there. ...totally ignoring the facts that crocodiles aren´t vegetarian and EVEN IF SO THEY`D HAD ENOUGH APPLES RIGHT BEFORE... sigh!
*Splash!* - As the man tosses the apple, he does not see that a wheelbarrow is speeding up on him.
*Clang!* Before he knows what is happen, the man is struck by the wheelbarrow and carried away across the river.
*Bonk!* Soon after the river is crossed, the wheelbarrow is stopped by a nearby tree. The man lands in the dust nearby. He is hurt bad. The tree is also hurt. The wheelbarrow is also hurt, too. But all are still live.
Meanwhile the construction workers have made the hole greater. They are satisfied with work.
Worker (right): "Well, now it is big enough. It can even hide a body I think."
Worker (left): "...you don´t say..."
the river ...and some apples
the river starst to bubble where the apples have fallen in. It starts to speak in a deep ripply voice.
"I don´t like these apples. I am not happy. I want some nice food!"
And suddenly, all of the apples come back to the surface, splashing out of the water into the dusty riverside.
The water on the surface starts to bubble heavily...
...and out of it, a water spirit appears suddenly! It speaks. It is like voice that the river made before.
"I want delicious food. I have not eaten a long time. And those apples don´t taste good."
Suddenly the water spirit starts to sniff.
"I smell some nice food. It smells like delicious meat on a flame!"
The smell comes from the rich guys house, where the butler put fire on the food.
The water spirit looks where the nice smell comes, and finally spots the food through the window of rich guys house.
"This is delicious food. I long for that!"
some nice food
The food has had it with the fire. The warmth has made it become sentient. It does not want to burn. It says:
"I do not want to burn. I will first possess the body of the butler and make myself a nice being out of it!"
The some nice food starts to crawl across the floor and gets to the butler, who was cleaning tablet with his napkin and now is surprise.
Butler: "Le dafuq?"
The food crawls all over the butler until it completely encloses him. He cannot speak. He afraid.
"Hulp! Lumme Gww!" It is all he can say. Then he is died by the food.
The food consumes the body of the butler and becomes a new being...
...a some nice foodgolem!!!
The butler wakes up and think: "I have been dead. What happened? I am ghost? Oh no. I do not want to be ghost..."
Suddenly, a wet dripping arm of water comes through the window of the house of some rich guy. The water spirit says:
"You are delicious food. I will eat you!"
The some nice foodgolem says:
"Wtf bro? U mad? I´ve not become sentient to be eaten by some lunatic liquid! Go falk yourself!"
Water spirit: "That is many bad things you say. You are not nice food. I will eat you anyway. For I am hungry!"
Some nice foodgolem: "Come and try me! Wait, that´s what he wants..."
a bunch of trees
Meanwhile, near the road and the river, a bunch of trees stands there and just cradles in the wind.
Although the wind blowing in the trees nearly sounds like a whisper. It sounds as if the tree is calling for someone.
Soon, a pair of birds lands at the bunch of trees, delightfully chirping.
It does not take long time, until even more birds settle down around the bunch of trees. Obviously, the trees spoke some horrible dialects, because all kinds of birds are appear.
...and as the trees whisper once more, a shadow of something big appears on the road... What it be maybe?
end of turn one
final view
Kills - 1 (butler)
Creations - 6+ (some nice foodgolem, ghostbutler, water spirit, supercomputers, flock of several birds...)
Objectives - ? (still a mystery)
Fun - yes.
some rich guy
"Oh man, what a nice day! I´m so rich! But what would make me even more happy would be even more rich!"
"I made so much money with BrikKoins, why not make more?"
He goes to the computer. And he orders some computing devices.
As he goes, he steps on a single blade of grass. The blade of grass cries and then dies as it is stepped on
*secret achievement unlocked!*
Suddenly, some drones of 'Super Promptly On-demand International Luxury Express Delivery' fly in to deliver three very good supercomputer units. It is the best computers on the market.
After disposing the supercomputers, the S.P.O.I.L.E.D. drones immediately fly away. They leave the rich guy alone with his new toys.
"Hehe! Time to make moooore money!"
the butler of some rich guy
The butler is ready to serve food. But no one comes for the nice food. Some rich guy is too busy making money, and no one else came to eat. The nice food has been there for a long time. Longer time than is good for fresh food. The butler is getting suspicious of the food. He wants to get rid of it before it becomes sentient or something.
He inflames the dry martini on his tablet, and aims at the tables with nice food.
He throws the martini and sets some of the plates and tables on fire. He smiles.
"Soon the food will be gone, and I will rejoice."
two construction workers
Two construction workers dig a hole. They are not wanting apples. They have eaten food at home. This has nothing to do with the story.
Worker (right): "Why we should make this hole? Did boss say something?"
Worker (left): "Don´t know, don´t care. We get paid anyway. But I want to make the hole greater."
Worker (right): "Okay. Let´s make the hole greater."
Wheelbarrow (back): "Falk this screech, I´m out!"
And the wheelbarrow starts racing across the road, as the construction workers look after it thunderstruck.
Worker (right): "This was unexpected, indeed."
a man ...and a wheelbarrow
The man did not eat the apples. He thinks: "Maybe I can still go to the rich guys house. I can use the crate like a boat and finally cross the river. But I´m afraid of crocodile. I will test if crocodile is in the river first."
And so he tosses an apple into the river, to see if crocodile is there. ...totally ignoring the facts that crocodiles aren´t vegetarian and EVEN IF SO THEY`D HAD ENOUGH APPLES RIGHT BEFORE... sigh!
*Splash!* - As the man tosses the apple, he does not see that a wheelbarrow is speeding up on him.
*Clang!* Before he knows what is happen, the man is struck by the wheelbarrow and carried away across the river.
*Bonk!* Soon after the river is crossed, the wheelbarrow is stopped by a nearby tree. The man lands in the dust nearby. He is hurt bad. The tree is also hurt. The wheelbarrow is also hurt, too. But all are still live.
Meanwhile the construction workers have made the hole greater. They are satisfied with work.
Worker (right): "Well, now it is big enough. It can even hide a body I think."
Worker (left): "...you don´t say..."
the river ...and some apples
the river starst to bubble where the apples have fallen in. It starts to speak in a deep ripply voice.
"I don´t like these apples. I am not happy. I want some nice food!"
And suddenly, all of the apples come back to the surface, splashing out of the water into the dusty riverside.
The water on the surface starts to bubble heavily...
...and out of it, a water spirit appears suddenly! It speaks. It is like voice that the river made before.
"I want delicious food. I have not eaten a long time. And those apples don´t taste good."
Suddenly the water spirit starts to sniff.
"I smell some nice food. It smells like delicious meat on a flame!"
The smell comes from the rich guys house, where the butler put fire on the food.
The water spirit looks where the nice smell comes, and finally spots the food through the window of rich guys house.
"This is delicious food. I long for that!"
some nice food
The food has had it with the fire. The warmth has made it become sentient. It does not want to burn. It says:
"I do not want to burn. I will first possess the body of the butler and make myself a nice being out of it!"
The some nice food starts to crawl across the floor and gets to the butler, who was cleaning tablet with his napkin and now is surprise.
Butler: "Le dafuq?"
The food crawls all over the butler until it completely encloses him. He cannot speak. He afraid.
"Hulp! Lumme Gww!" It is all he can say. Then he is died by the food.
The food consumes the body of the butler and becomes a new being...
...a some nice foodgolem!!!
The butler wakes up and think: "I have been dead. What happened? I am ghost? Oh no. I do not want to be ghost..."
Suddenly, a wet dripping arm of water comes through the window of the house of some rich guy. The water spirit says:
"You are delicious food. I will eat you!"
The some nice foodgolem says:
"Wtf bro? U mad? I´ve not become sentient to be eaten by some lunatic liquid! Go falk yourself!"
Water spirit: "That is many bad things you say. You are not nice food. I will eat you anyway. For I am hungry!"
Some nice foodgolem: "Come and try me! Wait, that´s what he wants..."
a bunch of trees
Meanwhile, near the road and the river, a bunch of trees stands there and just cradles in the wind.
Although the wind blowing in the trees nearly sounds like a whisper. It sounds as if the tree is calling for someone.
Soon, a pair of birds lands at the bunch of trees, delightfully chirping.
It does not take long time, until even more birds settle down around the bunch of trees. Obviously, the trees spoke some horrible dialects, because all kinds of birds are appear.
...and as the trees whisper once more, a shadow of something big appears on the road... What it be maybe?
end of turn one
final view
Kills - 1 (butler)
Creations - 6+ (some nice foodgolem, ghostbutler, water spirit, supercomputers, flock of several birds...)
Objectives - ? (still a mystery)
Fun - yes.
