Easterlings - Gorvoslov

Briktorth, the Easterling hero, starts running.

He then jumps up into the air and performs a sweet series of flips.

Then he lands on top of the ruins.

The rest of the Easterlings march forward, with the Oliphant crushing some rocks underfoot.

Wait... Did that thing just move???
Muradin Doomforge - NPC

Muradin walks forward and chops this tree with his axe.

It falls forward, creating some nice cover from arrows.
Black Knights - NPC

The main army marches forward with precision and order as the spearmen form a defensive shield wall.

The halberdiers advance best they can in their heavy armor.

The heavy cavalry rides forward as well, almost forming a straight row.
Lillian Windstrider - Mr. President

Lillian runs towards the ruins.

She climbs on top of a ledge and draws her bow. She tries to shoot the Easterlings riding the Oliphant, but misses.
Lillian: "That's quite a lot of Undead..."
Uruk-hai and Orcs - Infinity

Throwing caution to the wind, the Uruk-hai and Orcs advance whilst growling and snarling.
(The ranged ones would need to have gone to about the middle of the plain in front of them to be in range of the enemy.)
Sir Marcus Duhanden and his Troops - Scribonius

Fritz: "Hey Stan! You have a quiver! Take this!"
Stan: "Thanks!"

Duhanden's troops reposition themselves slightly, with Fritz climbing down the hill a little.

Sir Marcus: "Hey Uruk-hai! Take this!"

'bam'

Since the Uruk-hai and Orcs never used their actions, they try to bail out of the way of the incoming boulder. One Orc succeeds, while a second only slightly moves, and the Uruk-hai fails completely and just stands there.

The boulder comes down on the legs of the first Orc and crushes them. He's not dead but he'll die of blood loss very shortly. (He is as good as dead.) Sir Marcus Duhanden secures First Blood!

The boulder then bounces off the ground and crashes into the Uruk-hai, killing him as well as splitting in half.
Bull 'Knights' - SirZaphod

The Bulls sprint forward, most making good rolls and end up next to the Undead.
Sir John Lannister - NPC

Sir John dons his helm and runs up towards the enemy.
Undead - SirZaphod

The army repositions itself, with the Orks moving up front to be used as meat shields for the Grim Reaper and the elite Undead.

The army then moves up a bit. First the left flank...

Then the right moves up as best as possible.
Secret Faction Unlocked! Wilhelm von Bragallot - commanded by the man himself

The crazed inventor and "scientist" suddenly decides this would be a good time to test out some of his latest inventions.

He rolls his wagon full of goodies behind Sir Marcus and his men.
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Armies of Darkness:
Undead:
Hero HP: 3/3
KIA: 0
Kills: 0
Bull 'Knights':
Hero HP: 3/3
KIA: 0
Kills: 0
Easterlings:
Hero HP: 3/3
KIA: 0
Kills: 0
Uruk-hai and Orcs:
Officer HP: 2/2
KIA: 2
Kills: 0
Armies of Men:
Black Knights:
Hero HP: 3/3
KIA: 0
Kills: 0
Sir Marcus Duhanden and his Troops:
Hero HP: 3/3
KIA: 0
Kills: 2
Sir John Lannister:
HP: 3/3
Kills: 0
Lillian Windstrider:
HP: 3/3
Kills: 0
Muradin Doomforge:
HP: 3/3
Kills: 0
Wilhelm von Bragallot:
HP: 3/3
Kills: 0
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