APPLE BATTLE - Turn 9
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 6:45 am
emotional rollercoaster ensured!
wwfd-crew
The WWFD-crew keeps collecting and stashing food totally focused. They have gone insane compeltely now.
menders of construction
Stubby the Janitor: "This is going way too slow. If we want to keep up with this mess, we´ll need UPGRADES!"
The Menders start to collect all kind of things. They plan to upgrade Agent Barrow to a bit more efficeint cleaning device.
BOCKSY Drone: *I´m doing my parts!*
Soon, the Menders have built the 'SuperSwoosh 4000 XXL Xtreme' Powersweeper!
Stubby the Janitor: "A´ight boys! Time to shine!"
And they immediatley begin cleaning process, starting with the giant dead bread nearby.
a man and amanda
Amanda walks up to her a man, not more able to lift giant slice of bread for making sandwich at all.
Amanda: "What´re we supposed to do now, oh wise and well-educated scientist-man?"
A man: "I don´t know, just uh kill something?"
They both at once look at the some nice foodgolem.
Foodgolem: "Don´t ya even think about it, pals. But I know just the guy who´s worth givin` a shoot at. Really."
"That Bonegnawer guy will be easy to kill off. And I heard he´s allergic to bottled water! Huh?" *wink wink, nudge nudge*
*BONK!*
A man throws his waterbotlle at the Bonegnawer, but it only bumps from his head not doing any dammage.
Bonegnawer: "Ow! You filthy little humans! How dare you!!! If you wanted to be slain, you might just have said it!"
A man: "Oh, crap..."
Foodgolem: "Well, now we know that water bottles don´t work. That´s great news or not? If you´ll excuse me now..."
some nice foodgolem
"...I have my own hypothesis to be tested!"
*KICK!* The pastry chef goes flying across field!
Foodgolem: "Yeah, piece of cake!"
He pick up the delicous strawberry cake that the chef had carry.
Foodgolem: "The power of the cake at the... stem of my... carrot? That quote sucks. Now what to do with all this power? I can upgrade my body! Or summon another fellow combatant! Or..., or..."
"...yeah, fine. Or just FRIGGIN' DROP IT TO THE FUCKIN' FLOOR! Because I have no hands! I get it! Are you happy now?"
apple warden
The Apple Warden still is submissive to the tree. He sees that danger is coming from the Menders of Construction. He wants to help.
He has idea. He reach out for the leylime.
He dials another number and opens a portal to the Multi-vitamin-verse!
Soon, all kinds of warriors come out of the portal to help green stuff!
The 'Kreamy Krusaders'...
...the 'Red Hot Chili Prepper'...
...and 'The Mangalorian' with his Sandwich Club.
Suddnely, Amanda (who didn´t use her action yet) jumps forward and make short work with gren ice guy!
Amanda: "Who else wanna have his face whipped, huh?"
beerspirit
The beerspirit is going slightly mad becuase of turmoils all around. His eye start to twitch.
Beerspirit: "I´m sick of this shit. This is becoming a... toxic environment. For everyone. Ha!"
The beerspirit just smirks. Suddleny bubbles start to rise from the beerpool. The party crowd is feeling odd. Their skin start to itch...
*gosh!* The beer in the beerpool has become toxic acid! The party crowd screams while being dissolved. Only skleteons remain!
battle apple
The battle apple sees the beerpool becoming toxic. he gets idea.
Battle Apple: "Let´s kill two birds with one stone. Just that the birds is eveyone here, and the stone..."
"...is you!"
Beerspirit: "Whoa, easy guy! I´m just killin' -err chillin' in the pool here!"
Beerspirit: "...whatcha doin' ? Let me down, man!"
Battle Apple: "Oh, of course! No problem!"
Beerspirit: "No no NO! That was not what I meant!"
Battle Apple: "I raise my glass to all the fallen warriors! No... to FELL ALL THE WARRIORS!"
Battle Apple: "CHEERS!"
*SPLASH!* A giant wave of acid beer swashes out of the beerpool across the battlefield. the beerspirit and the remains of the party crowd are flushed away with it...
Amanda: "Wow that´s an impressive wave of..."
A man: "Wife! Watch out!"
"AMANDAAA! NOOO!"
A man hits rock bottom. His wife is kill by the toxic acid beer!
The wave moves inexorblay over the field. Evreyone who comes to contact is dieded!
Soon large parts of the battelfield are covered in beer acid!
A man is still shocked by the dead of Amanda. He can nothing do but sob.
A Man: "Someone will pay for this, I swear!"
The wave of beer flows further and kills even some of the inattentive WWFD-Crew.
As the wave slowly dies off, the beerspirit seeps away silently into the ground.
Finnaly, it is gone forever.
As the wave has gone, the whole degree of damage becomes visbile!
bonegnawer
Bonegnawer: "Argh. I want to kill! But everyone dead near me! Maybe first I´ll summon a comrade in arms and then we go on a killing spree!"
And so he uses his demon powers to resurrect a skeleton nearby and transform it into fellow demon.
Arisen has the 'Calcium Chomper'!
all the green stuff and a tree
The tree commands the Woodruff-Jell-O troops to surround the Powersweeper. That should keep it busy for a while.
The Apple Tank moves up and shoots at the Powersweeper.
...but it blatnalty misses!
Apple Tank: " Stemmit! I should´ve apple-ied some core practise..."
end of turn nine
final view
Remaining factions:
A man (Ninja_bait)
Bonegnawer/ Calcium Chomper (Infinity)
Some nice foodgolem (food_truk)
A Tree / A bunch of green stuff / APPLE TANK (Mr. President)
Apple Warden [Is not longer submissive to a tree at the beginning of next turn] (Falk)
BATTLE APPLE (Archduke)
Menders of Construction / Stubby the janitor (RedRover)
WWFD Crew - the last Barista (Bolicob)
... I think it´s time to finish things off! The tenth turn will be the final one! Take your best shots!
wwfd-crew
The WWFD-crew keeps collecting and stashing food totally focused. They have gone insane compeltely now.
menders of construction
Stubby the Janitor: "This is going way too slow. If we want to keep up with this mess, we´ll need UPGRADES!"
The Menders start to collect all kind of things. They plan to upgrade Agent Barrow to a bit more efficeint cleaning device.
BOCKSY Drone: *I´m doing my parts!*
Soon, the Menders have built the 'SuperSwoosh 4000 XXL Xtreme' Powersweeper!
Stubby the Janitor: "A´ight boys! Time to shine!"
And they immediatley begin cleaning process, starting with the giant dead bread nearby.
a man and amanda
Amanda walks up to her a man, not more able to lift giant slice of bread for making sandwich at all.
Amanda: "What´re we supposed to do now, oh wise and well-educated scientist-man?"
A man: "I don´t know, just uh kill something?"
They both at once look at the some nice foodgolem.
Foodgolem: "Don´t ya even think about it, pals. But I know just the guy who´s worth givin` a shoot at. Really."
"That Bonegnawer guy will be easy to kill off. And I heard he´s allergic to bottled water! Huh?" *wink wink, nudge nudge*
*BONK!*
A man throws his waterbotlle at the Bonegnawer, but it only bumps from his head not doing any dammage.
Bonegnawer: "Ow! You filthy little humans! How dare you!!! If you wanted to be slain, you might just have said it!"
A man: "Oh, crap..."
Foodgolem: "Well, now we know that water bottles don´t work. That´s great news or not? If you´ll excuse me now..."
some nice foodgolem
"...I have my own hypothesis to be tested!"
*KICK!* The pastry chef goes flying across field!
Foodgolem: "Yeah, piece of cake!"
He pick up the delicous strawberry cake that the chef had carry.
Foodgolem: "The power of the cake at the... stem of my... carrot? That quote sucks. Now what to do with all this power? I can upgrade my body! Or summon another fellow combatant! Or..., or..."
"...yeah, fine. Or just FRIGGIN' DROP IT TO THE FUCKIN' FLOOR! Because I have no hands! I get it! Are you happy now?"
apple warden
The Apple Warden still is submissive to the tree. He sees that danger is coming from the Menders of Construction. He wants to help.
He has idea. He reach out for the leylime.
He dials another number and opens a portal to the Multi-vitamin-verse!
Soon, all kinds of warriors come out of the portal to help green stuff!
The 'Kreamy Krusaders'...
...the 'Red Hot Chili Prepper'...
...and 'The Mangalorian' with his Sandwich Club.
Suddnely, Amanda (who didn´t use her action yet) jumps forward and make short work with gren ice guy!
Amanda: "Who else wanna have his face whipped, huh?"
beerspirit
The beerspirit is going slightly mad becuase of turmoils all around. His eye start to twitch.
Beerspirit: "I´m sick of this shit. This is becoming a... toxic environment. For everyone. Ha!"
The beerspirit just smirks. Suddleny bubbles start to rise from the beerpool. The party crowd is feeling odd. Their skin start to itch...
*gosh!* The beer in the beerpool has become toxic acid! The party crowd screams while being dissolved. Only skleteons remain!
battle apple
The battle apple sees the beerpool becoming toxic. he gets idea.
Battle Apple: "Let´s kill two birds with one stone. Just that the birds is eveyone here, and the stone..."
"...is you!"
Beerspirit: "Whoa, easy guy! I´m just killin' -err chillin' in the pool here!"
Beerspirit: "...whatcha doin' ? Let me down, man!"
Battle Apple: "Oh, of course! No problem!"
Beerspirit: "No no NO! That was not what I meant!"
Battle Apple: "I raise my glass to all the fallen warriors! No... to FELL ALL THE WARRIORS!"
Battle Apple: "CHEERS!"
*SPLASH!* A giant wave of acid beer swashes out of the beerpool across the battlefield. the beerspirit and the remains of the party crowd are flushed away with it...
Amanda: "Wow that´s an impressive wave of..."
A man: "Wife! Watch out!"
"AMANDAAA! NOOO!"
A man hits rock bottom. His wife is kill by the toxic acid beer!
The wave moves inexorblay over the field. Evreyone who comes to contact is dieded!
Soon large parts of the battelfield are covered in beer acid!
A man is still shocked by the dead of Amanda. He can nothing do but sob.
A Man: "Someone will pay for this, I swear!"
The wave of beer flows further and kills even some of the inattentive WWFD-Crew.
As the wave slowly dies off, the beerspirit seeps away silently into the ground.
Finnaly, it is gone forever.
As the wave has gone, the whole degree of damage becomes visbile!
bonegnawer
Bonegnawer: "Argh. I want to kill! But everyone dead near me! Maybe first I´ll summon a comrade in arms and then we go on a killing spree!"
And so he uses his demon powers to resurrect a skeleton nearby and transform it into fellow demon.
Arisen has the 'Calcium Chomper'!
all the green stuff and a tree
The tree commands the Woodruff-Jell-O troops to surround the Powersweeper. That should keep it busy for a while.
The Apple Tank moves up and shoots at the Powersweeper.
...but it blatnalty misses!
Apple Tank: " Stemmit! I should´ve apple-ied some core practise..."
end of turn nine
final view
Remaining factions:
A man (Ninja_bait)
Bonegnawer/ Calcium Chomper (Infinity)
Some nice foodgolem (food_truk)
A Tree / A bunch of green stuff / APPLE TANK (Mr. President)
Apple Warden [Is not longer submissive to a tree at the beginning of next turn] (Falk)
BATTLE APPLE (Archduke)
Menders of Construction / Stubby the janitor (RedRover)
WWFD Crew - the last Barista (Bolicob)
... I think it´s time to finish things off! The tenth turn will be the final one! Take your best shots!