From now on, expect a lot of pictures for each turn, there are a lot of factions!
INCONVENIENCE STORE WORKERS - MadMario
Eager to help his coworkers, this employee opens the door and walks inside the store.
Two employees take up positions guarding the doors, ready to jump anyone who walks in. The janitor begins polishing the floor with wax, the workers are used to walking on the sticky substance, but others are not.
The manager is making a call to headquarters, he is requesting an overnight shipment of fine weapons, they will arrive next turn.
Manager - "It'll be here tomorrow lads! Be ready!
THE ADULTS - Joshua
The businessman walks over to the children and begins yelling at them about being a lawyer. Apparently, nobody listens, and he threatens to sue their ice reindeer for illegally parking.
Karen and her Karen-in-training march straight up Warmart Inc. hoping to
The door opens wide and Karen comes in screaming about wanting to see the manager. The red-haired employee responds quickly.
He tackles her into the tree, his time in the BWE has greatly helped.
The Karen-in-training walks in, she somehow doesn't slip on the wax, lucky her
Outside, the man with a club runs over to a nearby barrel, he finds a really big gun in it.
He crouches down, ready to shoot at the Manly Men when they come in his range.
Another adult scoops up a few eggs and the bunny that made them, and he walks over to the spider.
He offers them as a token of friendship, but the spider is horrified that someone would offer an animal to another animal!
The Guardian of SpidersTM slings down and wraps up the perpetrator.
The enthusiast walks over to her tent
Rooting inside of it, she finds a two-handed grenade launcher! Good thing she's always prepared
Ex-Deputy, Sherriff Doug Ferguson dashes towards the cops
He begins conferring a possible alliance to them. He reasons that he wants the Manly Men off his planet, and they should offer enough bodies to fulfill that arrest warrant the cops have... (Silas, I will need your response with your orders next turn)
THE MANLY MEN - Ninja_Bait
The Manly Men move out, the ninja lumberjacks going stealth to hide from their enemies. (Everyone will have to roll an action die to see if they can see the ninja lumberjacks before they attack)
The Manly Men are in a bloodlust, and start shooting anything they can! Manly Santa nabs a nice kill by shooting the duck!
Manly Santa chugs from his magic bottle of Maniac Beer. Several presents fall from the sky, but the children are too worried with child things to be lured in by the obvious trap...
CHILDREN OF THE SNOW - StrongCoffee
"Hey guys! If we really want to hit maturity, we should start acting mature. With that in mind, I say we should become homeowners!"
So the children of the snow begin to construct a snow fort
They take a group selfie
The fort is looking snazzy, they piled the 'gifts' to the side, and they have a pile of snowballs inside.
THE ROBBERS - Brikboyz
Having recently broken out of prison, the robbers must have only broken out for one reason...a heist!
*Epic cutscene begins*
"Skullduggery, I want you to begin tunneling, find us a way into that vault, we need those resources."
"Dwayne, follow me. We're gonna make a rocket bike!"
Skyler Skullduggery begins digging into the hard concrete, but has been emboldened by the power of the cutscene, he succeeds while the other two walk over towards the bike
They strap some dynamite to the bike, ready for action!
(Skullduggery will be tunneling under the Inconvenience store I need to know where he intends on popping up)
THE COPS - Silas
The biker speeds off for the Inconvenience store, eager to find out what's going on and to perhaps fill out some arrest warrants.
Two cops march over to the Manly Men, preparing to shout insults about their mothers while the other lady begins sorting through the bin.
She finds an odd assortment of items, including a Benny!
(As long as one of your troops is holding this Benny, you may spend it. Once it is spent, it cannot be used again)
END OF ROUND
What's this? A golden eye, a Hog Rida, and a lesser blood god! The demigods have arrived! Welcome, Brother Archius, to Santa's Slay.
Overwatch and scoreboard:
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Inconveniece Store Workers - MadMario
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
The Adults - Joshua
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
The Manly Men - Ninja_Bait
Kills: 1 Ducky
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
Children of the Snow - StrongCoffee
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
Robbers - Brikboyz
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
Cops - Silas
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
Demigods - Brother Archius
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
, turn two should be out in a few