Von Bragallot - Bragallot

Von Brag picks himself up and shakes off the headache he now has.

He goes over and relieves Lurtz's head from his shoulders.

And then kicks it at the Uruk-hai!

It bounces off of several of them, disrupting two and outright killing two more!

This guy...

And the crossbow Uruk-hai are killed. The two handprint Uruks are merely disrupted.

And to finish it off, he stabs his sword into one of the handprint Uruk-hai, killing him.
Forces of Evil - Cracjaw

These Orcs continue to slug it out, killing a halberdier.

This Uruk-hai kills another Viking.

This Orc and Viking continue to trade blows, but neither can seem to make headway.

Three skeletons gang up on Muradin, and chip off an HP.

(Sorry for the blurry picture.) Two skeletons also attack Lillian, wounding her. -1HP

However, she re-kills one with a counter.

The Wraith stabs Sir John while he is vulnerable, and knocks off another hitpoint.

Sir John quickly retaliates, however, and wounds the Wraith right back. -1HP

Skeletons slay another spearman.

The skeletal Viking and swordsman's duel continues, with no end in sight.

After unsuccessfully attacking the elite knight, the last Grimm Reaper is summarily disposed of.

Undead continue to swarm around the White King, but this time they fail to hurt him.

Same here. Undead fail to pierce his heavy armor.

The Bull Knight's catapult launches another missile...

And it strikes Sir Darius with a sickening 'crunch'. -1HP

The Hellish abomination strides over to the newcomers and gives them a warm welcome. Thomas loses an HP and is knocked off the hill.

Then, it revs up it's buzzsaw and gores a Wolfpack.

Ouch.

Fighting over on the right continues to leave no casualties. The Bull, Orks, Sir Marcus, and the spearman all attacked/countered and nobody died.

The Bull who killed two Black Falcons leaps down the hill and attacks a third.

It seems his luck has finally run out, as he is slain.

All riderless horses plod further out from the fighting. (They were getting in the way of the carnage)

The last Easterling halberdier is slain after he attacked a Black Knight halberdier.

But a swordsman and the staff master kill a knight.

The last Easterling footman assualts a swordsman, but neither manage a fatal blow.

Seeing the Uruk-hai faltering, the two black skeletons dash off in their direction.

The two Elite Skeletons advance and murder a swordsman.

Huang Lu regains control over the Oliphant and steers it into the Black Knight's backline, killing a knight and disrupting Sir John.

The archers fire their arrows and bring down another swordsman.

The hooded necromancer continues to revive skeletons.

Two more Undead rejoin the fight!

And on the opposite flank, the other necromancer goes over towards the Uruk-hai.

And he raises one back to life!

Dark Lord: "I challenge you to duel to the death! I will finally put an end to your pathetic line."
White King: "We shall see, you traitorous little cockroach!"
The Dark Lord successfully convinces his enemy to a duel.

They ride out a bit and dismount their horses, before turning to face each other.

After parrying and trading many blows, the Dark Lord gets off a lucky strike! -1HP

However, he left himself vulnerable, and the White King quickly exploits it. -1HP
Both heroes are down to their last HP.
Wolfpack - Mr. President

The Wolfpack speedily change their target and charge down the hill to assault the abomination. They manage to chip off an HP from their combined attacks.

But it takes it's pound of flesh in return, and another Wolf falls.

The Wolf with the ale keg decides to stick to the original plan, and takes a swig from the tap.

Suitably drunk, he dashes down the ledge and at the Bull Knights.
Centauresses - StrongCoffee

After failing twice to attack the Ork officer, Eyana retreats back up the hill.

The three smaller centauresses ride up the other hill and attack the abomination, but it's thick armor prevailes.
Black Falcons - NPC

Sir Marcus attacks the Ork officer twice, but both times fails to smash his skull in.

The Falcon archer takes aim at the Ork spearboi, but misses his shot.

And finally, the Falcon footman attacks the Bull knight, but also fails!

Sir Darius eventually rolls the stone off of his legs, but looks like he'll be sitting the rest of this battle out, as both of his legs refuse to respond.
Black Knights - Archduke

The knight breaks the shield wall and slays an Orc.

The halberdier attacks the handprint Uruk-hai, but doesn't pierce his armor.

The heavy cavalry assisting the Vikings finally kills this heavily armored foe.

He then spurs his steed, pushing through the enemy lines and disrupting a black skeleton.

The halberdier over in the thick of the fighting scores another kill!

A spearman guts an opposing skeleton.

The bearded swordsman tries to attack the more vulnerable skeleton, but misses his swing.

FINALLY, the epic duel between the Viking skeleton and the swordsman comes to a close after the skeleton receives a sword through it's ribs.

The second-in-command smashes into the Undead's ranks, killing a skeleton and disrupting another one.

The heavy cavalry swings his horse around...

Before decapitating the hooded necromancer in spectacular fashion!

Unfortunately, the swordsman engaged with the Easterling suddenly feels a sharp pain in his midsection.

This spearman slays one of the Easterling swordsmen.

Same thing here. The spearman manages to murder his adversary.

The archers and crossbowmen advance en masse towards the Oliphant, and take aim at it's occupants.

Projectiles impact into two of it's occupants, killing the archer in the rear basket and wounding Huang Lu. -1HP

This halberdier assaults the Easterling staff master, but somehow can't seem to kill the man.
Three Heroes - NPC

Lillian dispatches the other skeleton that attacked her in one swift motion.

Then she latches onto the side of the Oliphant's armor plating.

Throwing herself up on top, she pulls out her dagger and stabs Huang Lu in the leg. Despite his audible protest, no harm is done, unless you including falling off of the Oliphant and onto the hard ground below.

Lillian eliminates the Oliphant's other passenger with a swift throat slit.

Lillian is now the sole minifig on the Oliphant.

Muradin seizes the golden opportunity and eliminates the final necromancer. The Undead can no longer be raised back to fight. (Except through a heroic feat)

Sir John decides to get the hell out of the way of the Oliphant.

And he charges into the Elite Skeletons. Neither of his attacks manage to bring one down, however.
Vikings - GI Elijah

Thror leaps up into the air... (Wow, that's the third time it's been out of focus. Sorry about that.)

But unfortunately, the Uruk-hai predicted his leap and swings his halberd, catching the Viking right in the gut.

He lands in a heap amongst the corpses. -1HP

This Viking decisively gets the upper hand and slays the Orc he's been fighting.

The last Viking repositions and strikes an Uruk, but it's armor hold.
Endgame:

The fire caused by Von Brag's first grenade starts to die out.

The other one, being on grass, grows into a size 3 hazard. It also catches Von Brag on fire.
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Army of Destruction:
KIA: 41 + 1 Troll + 1 undead horse
Kills: 23
Cedric HP: 2/3 Dead?
Troll HP: 0/2 Dead
Huang Lu HP: 2/3
Oliphant HP: 3/4
Dark Lord HP: 1/3
Wraith HP: 2/3
Lurtz HP: 0/3 Dead
Abomination: 2/3
Vikings:
KIA: 4
Kills: 4
Hero HP: 1/3
Black Falcons:
KIA: 3
Kills: 5 +1 Troll
Marcus' HP: 2/3
Sir Darius' HP: 2/3 Incapacitated
Black Knights:
KIA: 16
Kills: 25 + an undead horse
Hero HP: 1/3
Centauresses:
KIA: 0
Kills: 1
Hero HP: 1/3
Von Brag:
Remaining Grenades: 0
Kills: 8
HP: 2/3
Three Heroes:
Kills: 7
Lillian's HP: 1/3
Muradin's HP: 2/3
Sir John's HP: 1/3
Wolfpack:
KIA: 2
Kills: 0
Hero HP: 2/3
Send in orders for Turn 5!
