Santa's Slay TURN THREE
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:01 pm
Initiative was randomly determined by a D20
ADULTS - Joshua
Karen-In-Training takes the Beehive off of her head and squashes it
Karen stands up. "I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this."
She reaches into her pocket...
And pulls out a Military Grade thermal detonator!! "If you don't give me a discount right this very moment, I will blow up this entire store and all of you miserable turds will die."
The green-shirt guy takes a massive bite out of his chicken leg, and swings his chainsaw behind him, easily detecting the two ninja-lumberjacks. He cuts through the first one, but the second blocks his attack!
Ex-deputy walks around, he sees nothing in the nearby vicinity, so he just prepares to shoot something when he sees it.
Samantha has taken many courses, and somewhere in her archeology textbook, she read about how dangerous Da Brootalz can be, so she takes aim...
She fires...
Boom.
(The explosion knocked off 1 SP, the bike has three more)
ROBBERS
Chung stabs his amazing Prison Katana into the roof of WarMartTM
"Hm, somehow he cut a circular hole in the ceiling, and it fell as a square."
"Who knows the ways of the humans?"
"Definitely not me."
Skyler picks up a rifle and an incendiary grenade.
He walks out and takes a shot...but his aim isn't the best, that might be why he is designated to dig.
He shakes off the embarrassment, and chucks the grenade straight up
Chung catches it, what an amazing turn of events!
Dwayne stands up, and walks towards the WarmartTM
He yoinks the thermal detonator from the hands of Karen, he then strings it up and creates a tripwire.
Hank takes a swig of his kawfee, he is definitely not surrounded by helmets of a future mega-faction....
MANLY MEN
The Manly Men spread out and begin carrying out their orders, searching chests, and hiding some more.
Two of the Manly Men move up, the shotgun blasts the hero, but only disrupts him, while the ninja scores himself a kill
This guy contemplates carrying out the orders to the letter...
Manly Santa reaches into his pocket, and pulls out the Affinity Gauntlet! Oops, wrong pocket. Turns out he now has a strange affinity for Milk Duds.....
CHILDREN OF THE SNOW
Two of the children move forward and attack the biker, one pops the tire, and the other shoots at him with her slingshot.
The guy gets hit in the noggin, and falls unconscious
"We will not speak of this."
The rest of the children begin looting the chests and getting weapons.
The mature child begins scorching the pumpkins...how dangerous....
WARMART INC.
The broom guy smacks Skyler, slaughtering him with blunt force trauma.
Oh...Oh...he seems to have found some beer...retail is hell
The employees run out of the store
They begin an epic duel...and the manager...seems to be holding that candy cane in a very sus location
DEMIGODS
HOG RIDA!!!
The Blood Daemons move forward to spill blood for the blood god and claim skulls for the skull throne!
Totally eviscerated
Golden Eye moves forward, and tries to convince a mortal to help him with some unknown quest...
Well, better than nothing I guess
THE COPS
Seens as the other members of her team are either dead or disrupted, this is the only cop available to perform her attack. She overskilled a lot, so she jumped sideways and performed an amazing Matrix-style move.
Of course, she then hit her head on a tiny rock.
ENDGAME
(Da Brootalz didn't recieve orders, and the speeder was very badly damaged. It basically just tried to drive, but veered badly to the right.)
What on earth?? It's another secret faction!! The super heroes have arrived! Scribonius has joined the game.
Holy Cow! It's yet another faction, the DSM have been tracking the Manly Men for awhile. Cyberman has joined the game.
OVERWATCH AND SCOREBOARD
Inconveniece Store Workers - MadMario
Kills: 1
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
The Adults - Joshua
Kills: 2
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 2/3
The Manly Men - Ninja_Bait
Kills: 2 + 1 Ducky
KIA: 4
Hero HP: 3/3
Children of the Snow - StrongCoffee
Kills: 2
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 3/3
Robbers - Brikboyz
Kills: 0
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 3/3
Cops - Silas
Kills: 2
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 3/3
Demigods - Brother Archius
Kills: 2
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
Da Brootalz - Screech
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Super Heroes - Scribonius
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
Deadly Spacemen - Cyberman
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
If the scoreboard is off, let me know and I'll fix it!
MadMario
Joshua
Ninja_Bait
StrongCoffee
BrikBoyz
Silas
Brother Archius
Screech
Scribonius
Cyberman
Whew! With 10 players, this battle is getting insane!!
ADULTS - Joshua
Karen-In-Training takes the Beehive off of her head and squashes it
Karen stands up. "I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this."
She reaches into her pocket...
And pulls out a Military Grade thermal detonator!! "If you don't give me a discount right this very moment, I will blow up this entire store and all of you miserable turds will die."
The green-shirt guy takes a massive bite out of his chicken leg, and swings his chainsaw behind him, easily detecting the two ninja-lumberjacks. He cuts through the first one, but the second blocks his attack!
Ex-deputy walks around, he sees nothing in the nearby vicinity, so he just prepares to shoot something when he sees it.
Samantha has taken many courses, and somewhere in her archeology textbook, she read about how dangerous Da Brootalz can be, so she takes aim...
She fires...
Boom.
(The explosion knocked off 1 SP, the bike has three more)
ROBBERS
Chung stabs his amazing Prison Katana into the roof of WarMartTM
"Hm, somehow he cut a circular hole in the ceiling, and it fell as a square."
"Who knows the ways of the humans?"
"Definitely not me."
Skyler picks up a rifle and an incendiary grenade.
He walks out and takes a shot...but his aim isn't the best, that might be why he is designated to dig.
He shakes off the embarrassment, and chucks the grenade straight up
Chung catches it, what an amazing turn of events!
Dwayne stands up, and walks towards the WarmartTM
He yoinks the thermal detonator from the hands of Karen, he then strings it up and creates a tripwire.
Hank takes a swig of his kawfee, he is definitely not surrounded by helmets of a future mega-faction....
MANLY MEN
The Manly Men spread out and begin carrying out their orders, searching chests, and hiding some more.
Two of the Manly Men move up, the shotgun blasts the hero, but only disrupts him, while the ninja scores himself a kill
This guy contemplates carrying out the orders to the letter...
Manly Santa reaches into his pocket, and pulls out the Affinity Gauntlet! Oops, wrong pocket. Turns out he now has a strange affinity for Milk Duds.....
CHILDREN OF THE SNOW
Two of the children move forward and attack the biker, one pops the tire, and the other shoots at him with her slingshot.
The guy gets hit in the noggin, and falls unconscious
"We will not speak of this."
The rest of the children begin looting the chests and getting weapons.
The mature child begins scorching the pumpkins...how dangerous....
WARMART INC.
The broom guy smacks Skyler, slaughtering him with blunt force trauma.
Oh...Oh...he seems to have found some beer...retail is hell
The employees run out of the store
They begin an epic duel...and the manager...seems to be holding that candy cane in a very sus location
DEMIGODS
HOG RIDA!!!
The Blood Daemons move forward to spill blood for the blood god and claim skulls for the skull throne!
Totally eviscerated
Golden Eye moves forward, and tries to convince a mortal to help him with some unknown quest...
Well, better than nothing I guess
THE COPS
Seens as the other members of her team are either dead or disrupted, this is the only cop available to perform her attack. She overskilled a lot, so she jumped sideways and performed an amazing Matrix-style move.
Of course, she then hit her head on a tiny rock.
ENDGAME
(Da Brootalz didn't recieve orders, and the speeder was very badly damaged. It basically just tried to drive, but veered badly to the right.)
What on earth?? It's another secret faction!! The super heroes have arrived! Scribonius has joined the game.
Holy Cow! It's yet another faction, the DSM have been tracking the Manly Men for awhile. Cyberman has joined the game.
OVERWATCH AND SCOREBOARD
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Inconveniece Store Workers - MadMario
Kills: 1
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
The Adults - Joshua
Kills: 2
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 2/3
The Manly Men - Ninja_Bait
Kills: 2 + 1 Ducky
KIA: 4
Hero HP: 3/3
Children of the Snow - StrongCoffee
Kills: 2
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 3/3
Robbers - Brikboyz
Kills: 0
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 3/3
Cops - Silas
Kills: 2
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 3/3
Demigods - Brother Archius
Kills: 2
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
Da Brootalz - Screech
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Super Heroes - Scribonius
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
Deadly Spacemen - Cyberman
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
If the scoreboard is off, let me know and I'll fix it!
BrikBoyz
Screech
Whew! With 10 players, this battle is getting insane!!