Santa's Slay TURN FIVE

[Cracjaw]

Initiative was randomly determined by a D20

DA BROOTALZ - Screech



Da Brootal Biker Boi gets off his bike, he moves over to Dwayne...



But he is taken down! DA BROOTALZ HAVE BEEN ELMINATED!!!

THE DEADLY SPACEMEN - Cyberman



The DSM keep the barrel rolling



The white DSM moves up, and the CDSM picks up Sam's launcher



Mark picks up the tent...



He throws it super high in the air!!



It lands pretty far away

THE CHILDREN OF THE SNOW - StrongCoffee



The children all gang up on the lesser blood god



They bring him down to ground, no HP is taken though



Our super mature child prepares to combine the amazingness of Fire, Magic, and Maniac Beer, what could happen???



The children and the demons outside begin a drinking party!! Soft singing can be heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvCgSqPZ4EM



The Maniac Beer brings out the drunk in everyone...even really dead guys



The fire starts to spread...



He burns...



Oh wow, the Super Mature Child's flesh has burned away and revealed Warhead underneath!! (I rolled so many stinking critical successes that this feat went so far over the top)

THE MANLY MEN - Ninja_Bait



He gets up and runs away



Everyone starts to gang up on Green Shirt Guy



The Green Shirt Guy gets kilt



Manly Santa begins his first fight of the game, he slays the white duck



He then locks the Red Porg in close combat

THE ADULTS - Joshua



Karen walks into the vault



She ditches her beer for two grenades



She drunkenly tries to stumble out of Warmart



Ex-Deputy Fergusson aims at the CDSM, "This is for Sam." He takes the shot...



The bullet strikes true, and knocks another HP off the CDSM



He then walks over to the fleeing guy, but whiffs his damage roll

THE ROBBERS - Brikboyz



Dwayne grabs the golden scepter



He enters the Warmart



Chung runs into the vault, cutting Karen in half and killing her



He grabs a sack, and prepares to put stuff into it



He manages to fit everything not nailed down into his sack



He hops into the tunnel



"Hmm, I think I need a new chair."

SUPERHEROES - Scribonius



Blue Doggo eats the pulled pork in front of Hog Rida



He doesn't notice, since he's on the ground

WARMART INC. - MadMario



The Drunkard slipped and fell, but he still shot Chung, making him drunk too



The Manager was not made aware of the significant remodeling of his store



He makes a call to some friends, and they decide to go on strike!



A mechanic, a photographer, and an Assyrian have joined the Employees

THE DEMIGODS - Brother Archius



The Lesser Blood God picks up a child...



Him and the coffee drinking blood demon walk over to the rock pile



Hog Rida gets up



He locks into combat with Blue Doggo!



The cops move out and open fire



Lady Cop scores a kill onto a Manly Man

OVERWATCH AND SCOREBOARD

Spoiler

Show

Inconveniece Store Workers - MadMario
Kills: 4
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 3/3

The Adults - Joshua
Kills: 3
KIA: 4
Hero HP: 0/3

The Manly Men - Ninja_Bait
Kills: 5 + 1 Ducky
KIA: 9
Hero HP: 2/3

Children of the Snow - StrongCoffee
Kills: 2
KIA: 3
Hero HP: 3/3

Robbers - Brikboyz
Kills: 3
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 3/3

Cops - Silas
Kills: 5
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 3/3

Demigods - Brother Archius
Kills: 3
KIA: 1 + HOG
Hero HP: 3/3

Da Brootalz - Screech
Kills: 1
KIA: 1
Vehicle SP: 2/4

Super Heroes - Scribonius
Kills: HOG
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 3/3

Deadly Spacemen - Cyberman
Kills: 1 + 1 Cactus
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 1/3

Now accepting orders from:
MadMario
Joshua
Ninja_Bait
StrongCoffee
BrikBoyz
Silas
Brother Archius
Scribonius
Cyberman

[StrongCoffee]

Oh, this is most excellent.

The children outside are gonna try to get the demon to unhand the abductee,

The leader has more pressing concerns, several of the children have falsely assumed that just because they are dead, they can cease fighting, let's try filling their skulls with the fires of Vengeance.

[ArchyX74]

Oh, this is most excellent.

The children outside are gonna try to get the demon to unhand the abductee,

The leader has more pressing concerns, several of the children have falsely assumed that just because they are dead, they can cease fighting, let's try filling their skulls with the fires of Vengeance.

sorry buddy but I'm gonna need that child, don't worry it'll be returned unharmed and probably hopped up on a desire to continue murdering. you never know, there might even be some articulated leg joints in it for them.

[Cracjaw]

Still need orders from:
MadMario
Ninja_Bait
Brikboyz
Silas

[danielkreger]

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[ninja_bait]

Santa is tired of fighting in the corner. Nobody puts baby in the corner. He summons a mighty Manly Santa Day tree in the center of the field and all are drawn to its holiday spirit, creating a delightful, festive, bloodbath in the center of the map.

then he murders everybody