Santa's Slay TURN FIVE
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 11:03 am
Initiative was randomly determined by a D20
DA BROOTALZ - Screech

Da Brootal Biker Boi gets off his bike, he moves over to Dwayne...

But he is taken down! DA BROOTALZ HAVE BEEN ELMINATED!!!
THE DEADLY SPACEMEN - Cyberman

The DSM keep the barrel rolling

The white DSM moves up, and the CDSM picks up Sam's launcher

Mark picks up the tent...

He throws it super high in the air!!

It lands pretty far away
THE CHILDREN OF THE SNOW - StrongCoffee

The children all gang up on the lesser blood god

They bring him down to ground, no HP is taken though

Our super mature child prepares to combine the amazingness of Fire, Magic, and Maniac Beer, what could happen???

The children and the demons outside begin a drinking party!! Soft singing can be heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvCgSqPZ4EM

The Maniac Beer brings out the drunk in everyone...even really dead guys

The fire starts to spread...

He burns...

Oh wow, the Super Mature Child's flesh has burned away and revealed Warhead underneath!! (I rolled so many stinking critical successes that this feat went so far over the top)
THE MANLY MEN - Ninja_Bait

He gets up and runs away

Everyone starts to gang up on Green Shirt Guy

The Green Shirt Guy gets kilt

Manly Santa begins his first fight of the game, he slays the white duck

He then locks the Red Porg in close combat
THE ADULTS - Joshua

Karen walks into the vault

She ditches her beer for two grenades

She drunkenly tries to stumble out of Warmart

Ex-Deputy Fergusson aims at the CDSM, "This is for Sam." He takes the shot...

The bullet strikes true, and knocks another HP off the CDSM

He then walks over to the fleeing guy, but whiffs his damage roll
THE ROBBERS - Brikboyz

Dwayne grabs the golden scepter

He enters the Warmart

Chung runs into the vault, cutting Karen in half and killing her

He grabs a sack, and prepares to put stuff into it

He manages to fit everything not nailed down into his sack

He hops into the tunnel

"Hmm, I think I need a new chair."
SUPERHEROES - Scribonius

Blue Doggo eats the pulled pork in front of Hog Rida

He doesn't notice, since he's on the ground
WARMART INC. - MadMario

The Drunkard slipped and fell, but he still shot Chung, making him drunk too

The Manager was not made aware of the significant remodeling of his store

He makes a call to some friends, and they decide to go on strike!

A mechanic, a photographer, and an Assyrian have joined the Employees
THE DEMIGODS - Brother Archius

The Lesser Blood God picks up a child...

Him and the coffee drinking blood demon walk over to the rock pile

Hog Rida gets up

He locks into combat with Blue Doggo!

The cops move out and open fire

Lady Cop scores a kill onto a Manly Man
OVERWATCH AND SCOREBOARD




Inconveniece Store Workers - MadMario
Kills: 4
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 3/3
The Adults - Joshua
Kills: 3
KIA: 4
Hero HP: 0/3
The Manly Men - Ninja_Bait
Kills: 5 + 1 Ducky
KIA: 9
Hero HP: 2/3
Children of the Snow - StrongCoffee
Kills: 2
KIA: 3
Hero HP: 3/3
Robbers - Brikboyz
Kills: 3
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 3/3
Cops - Silas
Kills: 5
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 3/3
Demigods - Brother Archius
Kills: 3
KIA: 1 + HOG
Hero HP: 3/3
Da Brootalz - Screech
Kills: 1
KIA: 1
Vehicle SP: 2/4
Super Heroes - Scribonius
Kills: HOG
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 3/3
Deadly Spacemen - Cyberman
Kills: 1 + 1 Cactus
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 1/3
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MadMario
Joshua
Ninja_Bait
StrongCoffee
BrikBoyz
Silas
Brother Archius
Scribonius
Cyberman
DA BROOTALZ - Screech

Da Brootal Biker Boi gets off his bike, he moves over to Dwayne...

But he is taken down! DA BROOTALZ HAVE BEEN ELMINATED!!!
THE DEADLY SPACEMEN - Cyberman

The DSM keep the barrel rolling

The white DSM moves up, and the CDSM picks up Sam's launcher

Mark picks up the tent...

He throws it super high in the air!!

It lands pretty far away
THE CHILDREN OF THE SNOW - StrongCoffee

The children all gang up on the lesser blood god

They bring him down to ground, no HP is taken though

Our super mature child prepares to combine the amazingness of Fire, Magic, and Maniac Beer, what could happen???

The children and the demons outside begin a drinking party!! Soft singing can be heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvCgSqPZ4EM

The Maniac Beer brings out the drunk in everyone...even really dead guys

The fire starts to spread...

He burns...

Oh wow, the Super Mature Child's flesh has burned away and revealed Warhead underneath!! (I rolled so many stinking critical successes that this feat went so far over the top)
THE MANLY MEN - Ninja_Bait

He gets up and runs away

Everyone starts to gang up on Green Shirt Guy

The Green Shirt Guy gets kilt

Manly Santa begins his first fight of the game, he slays the white duck

He then locks the Red Porg in close combat
THE ADULTS - Joshua

Karen walks into the vault

She ditches her beer for two grenades

She drunkenly tries to stumble out of Warmart

Ex-Deputy Fergusson aims at the CDSM, "This is for Sam." He takes the shot...

The bullet strikes true, and knocks another HP off the CDSM

He then walks over to the fleeing guy, but whiffs his damage roll
THE ROBBERS - Brikboyz

Dwayne grabs the golden scepter

He enters the Warmart

Chung runs into the vault, cutting Karen in half and killing her

He grabs a sack, and prepares to put stuff into it

He manages to fit everything not nailed down into his sack

He hops into the tunnel

"Hmm, I think I need a new chair."
SUPERHEROES - Scribonius

Blue Doggo eats the pulled pork in front of Hog Rida

He doesn't notice, since he's on the ground
WARMART INC. - MadMario

The Drunkard slipped and fell, but he still shot Chung, making him drunk too

The Manager was not made aware of the significant remodeling of his store

He makes a call to some friends, and they decide to go on strike!

A mechanic, a photographer, and an Assyrian have joined the Employees
THE DEMIGODS - Brother Archius

The Lesser Blood God picks up a child...

Him and the coffee drinking blood demon walk over to the rock pile

Hog Rida gets up

He locks into combat with Blue Doggo!

The cops move out and open fire

Lady Cop scores a kill onto a Manly Man
OVERWATCH AND SCOREBOARD
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Inconveniece Store Workers - MadMario
Kills: 4
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 3/3
The Adults - Joshua
Kills: 3
KIA: 4
Hero HP: 0/3
The Manly Men - Ninja_Bait
Kills: 5 + 1 Ducky
KIA: 9
Hero HP: 2/3
Children of the Snow - StrongCoffee
Kills: 2
KIA: 3
Hero HP: 3/3
Robbers - Brikboyz
Kills: 3
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 3/3
Cops - Silas
Kills: 5
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 3/3
Demigods - Brother Archius
Kills: 3
KIA: 1 + HOG
Hero HP: 3/3
Da Brootalz - Screech
Kills: 1
KIA: 1
Vehicle SP: 2/4
Super Heroes - Scribonius
Kills: HOG
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 3/3
Deadly Spacemen - Cyberman
Kills: 1 + 1 Cactus
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 1/3
MadMario
Ninja_Bait
BrikBoyz
Silas