Turn 2
Captain Ignacious Punt bellows out the best, piratical war-cry he can muster to encourage his crew:
"Yo yo yo! Shiver me Timbers! All hands on Deck! Let's get this bread!!"
Pirates get one re-roll this turn
Meanwhile, Hank the helmsman is settling in to watch the slaughter.
Hmm, this grog smells fishy...
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J̵͈̟̞͉͇̲̯̺̞̌͊̿̉̓́̃͆o̴̜͙̻̜͙̘̯̍̃̀̈̓̋̄̋̚i̷͔͉̖̬͌̐̾̿̏̀̓̕͘ռ̸͉̘̱͚̳̰̥̻̌́̄̌̈͒͜ͅ ̵͈̠͓̰̻̎̈́̊̈́͒͂͋́͆m̴̺̙̟̞̊̐̈́͑́̚̚ē̷̫̦̺̼̣̞̬̠̫̘͑̀̀̿̒͘͝͠͝ ̴̢̢͓͈̠̝̰͈͓͍̋̆͊̓̋͋̅̕͝m̵̨̢͙̹̻͑̓͆̊̓̎͆̃y̸̤͎̺̙͋̏͛ ̷̛̱͙͉͔̬̃̍͗n̶̡͚̘͉̤̝͈̹͓̈ę̸̪̦̟̬̠́͂̇̔́̈́̅̕͝Ꮗ̶̡̯̠̹̳̅̚ ̵̨̩̰̏C̶̷̸̶̷̵̴̴̴̶̷̨̨̡̢̼̱͓̹̫͕͙͓̻̭̦̳̟͙̖̻̺͔͖̠̟̻͉̘͉̭̙̳͈̤̭͕͈̝͖̻̺̣̩͉̬̬͈̬̝̓̑́͗̈́̉̑͆̈̋̑͋̈́̽̅̄̀̀̈́͒̌̌̈̐̆̊̍̋͗͛̾̏͛̐̊͑͗̀̇̋͂̈́͋͌̅̒̂̾̍̇̓̑̅̕͘̕̚̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͠h̴̨̨̢͕͇͔̭̼̉͋̑̎̉͠i̴͖͙̲͂̌̏͊͋͛̃ļ̸̢̝̲̩͙̄͒̅̀͘͝ḑ̶̇̔́͒͝r̸̝̘̪̀̃̊ę̷̗̱͉̭̬̮̭̥͐̔͒̔̓̈́̈́̅n̸̨̨̢͔͚̞̈͗̅̓͗̕͠͝͝ͅ
L̵̝̤̽͋̑̿͊͝ȩ̸͔͚͓̞̦̦͈̮́̓͌̑̾̂͠t̵̨̛̹̝͔̝̤̮̭͐̑̊̄͆̋̑ ̷̧̙̭̪̆̌̇͆͋͗̈̑̾͝u̶̬̪͐͒̓̏͑͒͠͠§̷̝̭͖́͌͠ ̵͓͔͉̞͙͆̀̑̂̽̄̈ç̷͚̲̱͚͂̈́r̶͖͚̯̿͛̋̈́̇͝͠ĕ̴͇̺̱̈́͋͒́̌͆̕ä̶̛͇̖́̊̍̀͝ţ̸̢̧̝̱͎̣̺̖͍̌̎͋̎̀Σ̷̟͚͙̰͕̑̃́̃ ̷͓̩̱͑̔̀͘M̴̷̵̷̶̸̵̷̶̶̷̶̶̶̨̢̨̢̡̨̧̛̰̞͕̺͈͔̖͇̱̹̱̬̻̼͓̭̻̟̠̬͍̬̣̫͚͍̜͔͚̳͔͉̼͖̝͖̘͍͉͇͖͚̩͈̻̦̠̘̠̤̠̙̘͙̼̞̫̪̟̠͍͖̯̥̻̩̻͍̄̈́̎͌͒͗̃̑̊̀̊́̋͊̓̐̋̒̇͌̿̐̄̀̈́͗̈̅̈́͒̅̄̑́͐̔͂̓́̒̈́̒̀̾̾̓͆̒̈́̽̓̓̐́̎͊̓͘̕͘͘̕͘͘͘̕͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅa̵̟̠̠͗͂̓́̓̐́͂̚d̷͇̠͔͈̋͛ņ̸̹̭̩̯͉͍͙̩̏è̸̛͚͇͝§̶͍͔̞̤̮̦̂s̵̨̨̛͓͓̣̞̏̆̉͂̅͑̀͘ ̷̢̡̤͖̫̤̻̙̭̻̃͂̌̒̂͂̅͘͝͝a̸̩̥̱̲̹̩͔̦̖͗̂̔̐̊͑̈́̿̚͠n̵͍͕̺͛d̶̥̝̤͖̩͓̒͌̆͐͐̅̌ ̸̨̯̻͉͙̗̦̰̺̙͋̎̓͋̿B̷̨̯̘̠͈͉̹͚́̍̔Ɽ̸̧̄̃̎̃͐̄͘Į̴̨̜̟̱̟͕̈̿͆̐̇K̷͉̺̜̘̃́͆̇͌̍̇͂͊͑Ẅ̴̵̶̵̵̴̴̵̵̶̴̡̡̤̙̟̺̠̬̜̦̲͇͓̲̭̪̭̪̭̩̼̬̙͈͈̪̗̲͓͉͖̗̫̯̠̲̹̘͔͎̻̗̙̎͑̂̈̊͛̏́̂̈́̇͛̔͛̑̎̿̾̋̂̈́̆̾͒̽̽̊͋̎̽̓̄̿̂̾̒̈́͊́̈́̈́͑̓̐̇̅̇͊̍͆͆͊̓̽̔́̆̀̏͘͘̚͘̕͝ͅᗩ̷͔̻̊͊̈́̕͜R̵̠͕͎̘̥̠̰̯̍̈́͆͛̌͂̊̆͛S̶̬̦̞̝̀͒͋͜͝!
The captain and some of his men have be corrupted!
The secret faction has arrived: The Sons of Brikthulu!
"That was the best grog I've ever had!"
The new Sons rushes towards Shield Guard.
The shark-headed pirate Fred lunges up for the guard...
...but the guard blocks the attack.
Alex the other shark moves to cover the far end of the bridge
Hank heads ashore.
Captain Iggy attempts a Feat to obliterate the guard.
But he overshoots his jump and falls over the backside of the bridge.
A disappointment to yet another stepdad.
Egret and her parrot combine attacks on the Crabby Greg.
But as usual, her advance doesn't pierce his thick skin.
Bob, seeing an opportunity, makes an attack.
Success! Bob scores the first kill!
Meanwhile, Caleb and Dish perform a combined attack on the archer.
Caleb's throw is over-the-top! Not even needing the bonus damage from Dish's rock.
Martin aims for the nearest pirate.
But the arrow harmlessly lodges itself in Egret's hair.
Lastly, the halberdier readies herself for attack, saving her action.
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Also, I think I may be able to run the next turn this evening/tomorrow morning, so if you can send orders by then that'd be sweet.
