Krossroad Khaos - Turn 4
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2022 2:30 pm
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Turn 4
An small earthquake hits the battlefield, moving the combatants around a bit.
"Good thing there aren't any other mages here. Izahr would't let me live this down."
Tishi uses her feat to construct a mind-control device.
"Take this you overgrown dunce! What do you know of treasure? I don't have any food if that's what you're after."
Boink
Kthunk
"Dangit"
The Arbautomaton fires at the on coming ork, but misses again.
"Wizard fink me dumb eyy? iz actually have 'da biggest brain uv any ork or troll."
Urlurk takes hold of Tishi.
"huurk-"
"If'n ya don't know about treasure, den maybe yer kan help meh reach an annoy'n itch insteadz."
Urlurk tosses Tishi across the battlefield.
"Maybe da shiny knightz have da treasure."
"... gasp, hack, uuuuhgg..."
Tish crashes into the adventurer, disrupting (and stinking) both of them.
"MmphDang-IT"
The Knights move together to form a semi-shield wall, readying counterattacks
The Crossbowman fire at the charging orks.
A combined attack takes out one of them.
Easlegaurde swiftly decapitates two of the archers, but doesn't reach the third, who fails his attack.
The explorer notices something off to side of the battle.
"Blimey! What is that!"
The first ork charges into the knights. Neither he nor the knight deal enough damage
The second ork makes impact.
But the knight survives and makes a successful counter attack.
The rest of the orks are just out of range.
The cowardly ork decides to cut his loses and avoid having or becoming lunch.
"I gotta get out of here"
Guzzle sends another round over at the knights.
FBOOSH
BOOM!
This explosion is a bit more explodey, killing 2 knights and an ork.
Required Listening
Meanwhile...
S̸̴̷̶̵̵̵̸̷̸̵̸̷̷̶̡̧̡̧̡̡̧̛̛̛̲̮̜̤̥̜̞̪̮̝̙̙̤̰͇͙̜̦̤͚̫͇̜̰͕̮̙̻͇͈͙̲̘͍̭̩͙̘̻͙̟̙̬̗̲͈͎̗͈̲̰͕͖̜̼͚̩̠̪̱̑͑͒͆̄̓̾̅̏͗̀̂̎̒͌́̾̈̎̾͋̅̊́̎̏̇̅̃̐͆̉̍͗̈́͛̅̃̾͆̓͗̊͗͗͋̍̈̀̊̆̇̑̏̍͑͐̅͋̓̾̏͂̕͘͘̚̕͘̕̕̚͜͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅẗ̸̵̸̸̵̴̷̸̸̸̵̵̢̡̨̨̛̛̛̛̹͖̮̻̰̬̞̣̘͖̘̩͚̱̣̗̘̭̮̰͖̠͖̻͍̘͔̙͕̳̱̬̬̠̳̝͔͎͕̳̮̺̱̳̤̖̱͙̣̝̝̦͚̲̰͕̩̯͔̲̮͇͍́́͗̀̃̇̀̈̈́̿͑͑͌̐̔̾̌͆̒͒̀͋̓͂̉̀̈̔͐̄̇͂̆̈́͂̒̔̇̊̃͒̉̒̅̓̈́̓̄͌͋̈̑̈́̇̄̊̒́͆͋̈́̚̕̚̚̚͘̚̚͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅr̷̸̷̷̴̴̴̸̵̴̸̸̵̵̴̷̴̢̧̨̢̛̛̲̦͔̞̣͉͔̺͇̖̝̻͍̬̜̜͙̤͔̥̻̼̮̯͈̞̞̟̙͈̟̬̗̪̩̟̝̣͓̭̝͍̙̘̟̯̦̠͓̘̝̲̘̥̜͚̮̙̰͓̹͖̰͓̩̬͚̭͔͙͎̩̦̞̞͈͇̻̀̿̿́̓̋͗́̈́͆͆͂̔̍́̅̀̐͑͊͗̅̈̿̀̀̿͛͗̾͗̀̇̎̄͌̀̑̋̈́̉̀̅̈͆̇̆̓̀͐̊́̋̈́̏̓̾̽̍̒̿̋̍̽̅͐̀̓̾̿̈̇̀̀̃̽̓̓͆͂̑̄̂̈́̾͌͘͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝ͅͅȇ̵̷̵̷̵̵̷̶̸̸̵̡̢̢̡̨͈̭̗̯̺̖͔̥̮̤̺͉͍̣̩͙̼̣̯̰̻̦͎̖̺̠̻̝̟͓̬̖͕͖͇̖͖̫͇̖̪̮̦̠͎͙̤͖͔̞̗̘͓͙͔͇͉͍̯̙̘̩̗̫̻̟̗͙̍̒͒̾̄͒̀̀́̿͛̇́͗̇͛͑̃̌͋̋̌̄̉̐̑̉͗́̔̑̆́͋̇́̆̅͋͐́́̈́̐̃̅͑̉̑͒͘̕̚̚̚͘͘͠͝͠͝͝͝ń̴̬͎̦͓̰̝͗͊́̀͋͘͘͝g̵̢̞̯͠t̶͍̺̯̦̳̒͐ḫ̵̄̈̏́͌͗e̴̢̜̩̩͔͕̻͇͋̈́̈́͌̾̂͊̚͜�̴̘̞̫̥̭͚̖̱̉̄͗͝͝�̴̢̪̽ ̵̡̳̮̣̮̄͐͆̂͜͠͝b̸̨͕̼̬̤̣͓̺͔͔̄ỵ̵͚̫̟͇̫̞̈́͗̑̀͜͝ͅͅ ̷̮̀̇̏͐͌̿́̐̾̓฿̴̢͖̖̻̍͒à̷̢̳̼̀̾̽͘t̴̳̭̦͔̹͖̀̀͘ţ̶̉̽̊̇̈́͜l̷̳̣̇̿̂̎̚͝e̸͕̭̬̾̏̕s̷̠̪̻͇͎͎͔͉̑͑̀̔̊̃̉͜
"Ḯ̸̦͖̮͙̈́̿̈ ̵̡͕̣̫͎̣̫̈̂̎ͅḨ̴͙̼̯̲̼͆̀̆̔͛A̷͎̱̳̙̖̿̕͜V̸͙͙͚͍̘̇̀̓͆͠ͅĖ̴̳̟̮̬̈̾̏̌̿͗̕ ̵̤̦͐̆̆̑̎R̸̎̽͌ͅE̷̱̗̭͂̏́T̶̟̦͇͙̖̠͔̲̋̐̀̈́ͅURNE̴̢̨̧̼̒͛̇̃̏͜͝͝D"
"AŅ̵̳͍̮̤͔͗̈́̂̾̌͗̆̓͝D HIS WI̸͋̅̈LL IS MINE"
Brikthulu the Reincarnated has joined the battle!
Unfortunately it was a bit rushed because im going to be away for 2 months next week so I gotta end this quick. As such next turn will be the last and I gotta start taking the pics later today so if the players have turn orders lmk asap. Sad there'll only be one turn of Brikthulku but watchya gonna do 
Turn 4
An small earthquake hits the battlefield, moving the combatants around a bit.
"Good thing there aren't any other mages here. Izahr would't let me live this down."
Tishi uses her feat to construct a mind-control device.
"Take this you overgrown dunce! What do you know of treasure? I don't have any food if that's what you're after."
Boink
Kthunk
"Dangit"
The Arbautomaton fires at the on coming ork, but misses again.
"Wizard fink me dumb eyy? iz actually have 'da biggest brain uv any ork or troll."
Urlurk takes hold of Tishi.
"huurk-"
"If'n ya don't know about treasure, den maybe yer kan help meh reach an annoy'n itch insteadz."
Urlurk tosses Tishi across the battlefield.
"Maybe da shiny knightz have da treasure."
"... gasp, hack, uuuuhgg..."
Tish crashes into the adventurer, disrupting (and stinking) both of them.
"Mmph
The Knights move together to form a semi-shield wall, readying counterattacks
The Crossbowman fire at the charging orks.
A combined attack takes out one of them.
Easlegaurde swiftly decapitates two of the archers, but doesn't reach the third, who fails his attack.
The explorer notices something off to side of the battle.
"Blimey! What is that!"
The first ork charges into the knights. Neither he nor the knight deal enough damage
The second ork makes impact.
But the knight survives and makes a successful counter attack.
The rest of the orks are just out of range.
The cowardly ork decides to cut his loses and avoid having or becoming lunch.
"I gotta get out of here"
Guzzle sends another round over at the knights.
FBOOSH
BOOM!
This explosion is a bit more explodey, killing 2 knights and an ork.
Required Listening
Meanwhile...
S̸̴̷̶̵̵̵̸̷̸̵̸̷̷̶̡̧̡̧̡̡̧̛̛̛̲̮̜̤̥̜̞̪̮̝̙̙̤̰͇͙̜̦̤͚̫͇̜̰͕̮̙̻͇͈͙̲̘͍̭̩͙̘̻͙̟̙̬̗̲͈͎̗͈̲̰͕͖̜̼͚̩̠̪̱̑͑͒͆̄̓̾̅̏͗̀̂̎̒͌́̾̈̎̾͋̅̊́̎̏̇̅̃̐͆̉̍͗̈́͛̅̃̾͆̓͗̊͗͗͋̍̈̀̊̆̇̑̏̍͑͐̅͋̓̾̏͂̕͘͘̚̕͘̕̕̚͜͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅẗ̸̵̸̸̵̴̷̸̸̸̵̵̢̡̨̨̛̛̛̛̹͖̮̻̰̬̞̣̘͖̘̩͚̱̣̗̘̭̮̰͖̠͖̻͍̘͔̙͕̳̱̬̬̠̳̝͔͎͕̳̮̺̱̳̤̖̱͙̣̝̝̦͚̲̰͕̩̯͔̲̮͇͍́́͗̀̃̇̀̈̈́̿͑͑͌̐̔̾̌͆̒͒̀͋̓͂̉̀̈̔͐̄̇͂̆̈́͂̒̔̇̊̃͒̉̒̅̓̈́̓̄͌͋̈̑̈́̇̄̊̒́͆͋̈́̚̕̚̚̚͘̚̚͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅr̷̸̷̷̴̴̴̸̵̴̸̸̵̵̴̷̴̢̧̨̢̛̛̲̦͔̞̣͉͔̺͇̖̝̻͍̬̜̜͙̤͔̥̻̼̮̯͈̞̞̟̙͈̟̬̗̪̩̟̝̣͓̭̝͍̙̘̟̯̦̠͓̘̝̲̘̥̜͚̮̙̰͓̹͖̰͓̩̬͚̭͔͙͎̩̦̞̞͈͇̻̀̿̿́̓̋͗́̈́͆͆͂̔̍́̅̀̐͑͊͗̅̈̿̀̀̿͛͗̾͗̀̇̎̄͌̀̑̋̈́̉̀̅̈͆̇̆̓̀͐̊́̋̈́̏̓̾̽̍̒̿̋̍̽̅͐̀̓̾̿̈̇̀̀̃̽̓̓͆͂̑̄̂̈́̾͌͘͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝ͅͅȇ̵̷̵̷̵̵̷̶̸̸̵̡̢̢̡̨͈̭̗̯̺̖͔̥̮̤̺͉͍̣̩͙̼̣̯̰̻̦͎̖̺̠̻̝̟͓̬̖͕͖͇̖͖̫͇̖̪̮̦̠͎͙̤͖͔̞̗̘͓͙͔͇͉͍̯̙̘̩̗̫̻̟̗͙̍̒͒̾̄͒̀̀́̿͛̇́͗̇͛͑̃̌͋̋̌̄̉̐̑̉͗́̔̑̆́͋̇́̆̅͋͐́́̈́̐̃̅͑̉̑͒͘̕̚̚̚͘͘͠͝͠͝͝͝ń̴̬͎̦͓̰̝͗͊́̀͋͘͘͝g̵̢̞̯͠t̶͍̺̯̦̳̒͐ḫ̵̄̈̏́͌͗e̴̢̜̩̩͔͕̻͇͋̈́̈́͌̾̂͊̚͜�̴̘̞̫̥̭͚̖̱̉̄͗͝͝�̴̢̪̽ ̵̡̳̮̣̮̄͐͆̂͜͠͝b̸̨͕̼̬̤̣͓̺͔͔̄ỵ̵͚̫̟͇̫̞̈́͗̑̀͜͝ͅͅ ̷̮̀̇̏͐͌̿́̐̾̓฿̴̢͖̖̻̍͒à̷̢̳̼̀̾̽͘t̴̳̭̦͔̹͖̀̀͘ţ̶̉̽̊̇̈́͜l̷̳̣̇̿̂̎̚͝e̸͕̭̬̾̏̕s̷̠̪̻͇͎͎͔͉̑͑̀̔̊̃̉͜
"Ḯ̸̦͖̮͙̈́̿̈ ̵̡͕̣̫͎̣̫̈̂̎ͅḨ̴͙̼̯̲̼͆̀̆̔͛A̷͎̱̳̙̖̿̕͜V̸͙͙͚͍̘̇̀̓͆͠ͅĖ̴̳̟̮̬̈̾̏̌̿͗̕ ̵̤̦͐̆̆̑̎R̸̎̽͌ͅE̷̱̗̭͂̏́T̶̟̦͇͙̖̠͔̲̋̐̀̈́ͅURNE̴̢̨̧̼̒͛̇̃̏͜͝͝D"
"AŅ̵̳͍̮̤͔͗̈́̂̾̌͗̆̓͝D HIS WI̸͋̅̈LL IS MINE"
Brikthulu the Reincarnated has joined the battle!
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Unfortunately it was a bit rushed because im going to be away for 2 months next week so I gotta end this quick. As such next turn will be the last and I gotta start taking the pics later today so if the players have turn orders lmk asap. Sad there'll only be one turn of Brikthulku but watchya gonna do 