Loot, Glory and Escalating Mayhem [Turn 3]

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Loot, Glory and Escalating Mayhem [Turn 3]

Post by bertinator » Wed Aug 02, 2023 1:47 pm

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TURN 3 - Les Leons de Dordogne


The 2 french riders abandon the gatehouse skirmish and zoom up the stairs, to the yellow rubble of Cedric's quarters.

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They toss down yellow briks for Gaspard to use in a construktion action

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Some quick building noises later, the Blokbot now wields a yellow gattling gun.

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It sprays bullets at the defenders while Gaspard is having a good time

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It misses the two falcons but Sturdy Shaun the Sheep is shot dead.

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Gaspard takes on a defensive pose in the breach, to prevent the pesky foes from destroying his kreation.

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Small Paul tries to catch and eat a chicken to regenerate his arm, but he's unable to catch the animal with only 1 arm.

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Reinforcements join Mini Marc to help him end his bullish foe.

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Two more of the french reinforced attack. But as one of them spots the garden, he decides he'd rather work that instead.

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The other soldier sticks to his profession and succesfully kills a Bull axeman with his charge.

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A disrupted french archer picks up his crossbow and fires at Cedric, but the shot glances off the shield

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The 2 remaining reinforced charge at Cedric. One critfails and stabs his mate in the butt. The other sees his damage redshirted by a Bull archer.

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That concludes the french turn. The men pick up some shields and heavy weapons and form up around Cedric.

The Bull Lord seems to be in serious trouble.

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Re: Loot, Glory and Escalating Mayhem [Turn 3]

Post by bertinator » Wed Aug 02, 2023 1:49 pm

TURN 3 - Brootalz


Gritpaw Bunnyslippaz readies his mighty sword Frank to smash a tiny soldiers skull.

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It's very difficult to use a 6" sword against a minifigure. Gritpaw must've forgotten, again. The strike lands way off, destroying the lavatory at the side of the tower.

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I wonder if the seated Falcon will be able to finish his business like this.

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The orks at the gatehouse begin assaulting the defenders. The Handsome Heavy is struck down and a spearman is shot.

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An ork axefighter strikes down another spearman.

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Jagga sees an explosive opportunity. He sticks his magikal fiery halberd in the Falcons' butt.

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The gas that accumulated in the toilet ignites and rips the already damaged tower further apart.

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The Falcon is sent flying, his butt feeling like the morning after spicy chicken dinner.

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Inside the walls, the ork commander kills Warrick

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The other orks attack the falcons but their blows are parried.

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"Oi oi oi, exploding fartz dis turn! Let'z see if we ken top dat wif da Hurla-Bang!" :troll:

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"Bang awaaaayy!"

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The boulder crashes through the roof of the Gatehousehouse. The drawbridge controls are destroyed but there's not enough rubble to harm the soldiers below.

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Re: Loot, Glory and Escalating Mayhem [Turn 3]

Post by bertinator » Wed Aug 02, 2023 1:50 pm

TURN 3 - Bertinators' Party


Bertinator lifts the blue cart into the air, to throw it to a more strategical position

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He fails his feat and end up under the vehicle

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One of Bert's dudes charges the ork commander to deadly effect.

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Two others join the Falcon shield wall.

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One of them is in range for a stab, but he misses.

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On the counterattack, the ork misses too. But his swing knocks Sir Garham off his horse.

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The Leaf Mage calls onto some plants to free the trapped Bertinator

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"Ohhh, succulents!"

The leaf mage climbs onto the wall to search for rare rock plants.

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Re: Loot, Glory and Escalating Mayhem [Turn 3]

Post by bertinator » Wed Aug 02, 2023 1:51 pm

TURN 3 - Dragon Forest Rangers


The skirmish on the wall continues. Finally, some developments! The ranger strikes the spear out of her foe's hand.

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Sir Gerhard the Green Knight calls upon the forces of nature once more.

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rumble rumble rumble

Tree roots shoot up from the ground, ripping through the thick castle walls

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A section of wall comes crashing down!

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A gaping hole opens up in the wall, allowing passage to Gerhard and his men.

Do they hear the tree giggling with excitement, or are those just leaves rustling?

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Gerhard leads some of his rangers into the castle, while two others climb the tree and reach the top of the wall.

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A ranger shoots down a falcon defender.

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The scout provides a targeting bonus to a ranger outside the walls, but the arrow does not inflict any damage to the Falcon

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Re: Loot, Glory and Escalating Mayhem [Turn 3]

Post by bertinator » Wed Aug 02, 2023 1:52 pm

TURN 3 - Ryu's Dragon Guard


The pyromancer summons a flame elemental from behind the barricade

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The crazy creature ignites a royal soldier

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The pyromancer and ninja then head into the house below the Boulder, where they find a lootable chest and a horse.

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Ryu whistles...

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... and jumps over the railing!

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He lands safely on the back of the horse that answered his call.
(Feat success)

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Charging forth, he cuts down a royal soldier in style.

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His horse brings him all the way back up the stairs where he started the turn.

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Ryu demands his horse enter the Boulder.
"Guard the exits, we are defending this position!" he shouts to the men.

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In that moment, 2 of the reinforced Dragon Guards enter through the back door.

"Just in time!"

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The Dragon Guards take up positions facing the market square where all the civilians are.

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On the other side, the 3 remaining Fire Guards advance towards the market square. They see Amelia standing guard atop the barricades.

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The Guard launches one of his Fire Arrows.

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KABOOM

Fireworks!

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The arrow blows a large section of barricade to smithereens, exposing this side of the market once more.

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Re: Loot, Glory and Escalating Mayhem [Turn 3]

Post by bertinator » Wed Aug 02, 2023 1:56 pm

TURN 3 - Vymbournians


The market stand continues to burn, dealing 1 grinding damage. The fire spreads to the nearby Blackaxe the grey ork.

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As Blackaxe decides to stop, drop and roll, the Tusken Raider and the Green Lady charge the approaching Dragon Guards

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The Tusken downs the fire wielder, but catches fire in the process.

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Green Huntress throws her pet OT spider

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Critfail! The spider hits the Guards' sword, enchanting it with OT energy as it dies on the ground.

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Viig attacks the Fire Elemental

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He fails and catches fire like the royal soldier

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Scytheman to the rescue! He ends the elemental.

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Mr. Bartender has an idea.

"Yer a fine drinker, aren't ya Scythie?"

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*zip*

Scytheman empties his bladder, dousing the flames on two of his allies.

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Bardley the Bard is hella inspired and sings another song!

Raise a glass, toast to Maniak Beers might,
A brew that saves, quenches the blaze's height,
Maniak's elixir, a triumph in fiery chase,
A testament to courage, virtue, and brewing's embrace.


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Two of the Dragon Guards who saw the scene unfold from the Boulder are drawn to this song. They head down, have a drink with the Vymbournians, and join their ranks.

(Feat critical success)

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Ryu is not amused

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Bobo gets to building again

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He builds... a small catapult!

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Rodri immediately approaches, dropping his crossbow.

"OoOoh wowie, can I fire that?"

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*Schhwwoooomm*

heavy briks hurtle through the air

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Right in the face of the Dragon Guards' archer on the roof!

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He survives the briks, but not the fall.

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The Vymbournian medik gets to medikin'

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The archer takes aim for the Dragon Guard in the Boulders' window.

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An Over The Top shot! He hits the Fire Arrow that the Dragon Guard is holding, and it goes off!

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The damage to the Boulder, and to the Dragon Guards' forces, is extensive.

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Re: Loot, Glory and Escalating Mayhem [Turn 3]

Post by bertinator » Wed Aug 02, 2023 2:00 pm

TURN 3 - The Bulls


Cedric sees himself outnumbered 10-to-1. He readies himself to make a Last Stand.

"This is it then. For Vymbourne!"

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But then! An otherwordly red light beams from the wall and the sound of stomping hooves fills the air.

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An Aspect of the Bull God has left the mighty herd of red-eyed cows that plows through the ragged skies and up the cloudy draw.

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"Cedric! I've charged all the way down here to g..." ...

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"oh shit oh fuck"

The wall gives in under the weight of the Aspect and the 4 bullish minions he brought.

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The Bull Demon regains himself.

"So. Cedric. It's not your time to head for the Eternal Meadows yet. The Bull God needs you to stomp another day."

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"Grab your elven treasure and charge for the gatehouse. Jagga's orks have the missing pieces in their possession, but are unaware."

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2 Bull minions kneel down next to a couple of fallen Bulls and sacrifice their life force to revive them.

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"Need a hoof, buddy?"

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"There. Take your men, and two of my minions, and head for that treasure like it's red cloth.

Now MoOOoooove! "


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"I'll hold them off."

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Cedric leads his squad up the destroyed wall, to where his quarters used to be.

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A swift blow and the French are down a sheeprider

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A Bull Minion charges the goatrider...

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Knocking him off the wall but not harming him. The Bull and the Goat stare each other down, ready for the next round.

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Until suddenly,

SLAM

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The dwarven mechanik has constructed a defensive battle tower in the shape of a quintain, and deathsmacked the french soldier with it.

"Ninjago set 71787 is my favorite!"

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That concludes Cedric's turn. The hedge funds are feeling bullish about him!

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Re: Loot, Glory and Escalating Mayhem [Turn 3]

Post by bertinator » Wed Aug 02, 2023 2:03 pm

TURN 3 - Black Falcons


2 more falcons join the shield wall

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They leap foward and stab the 2 orks to def

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They form up again, creating two fronts: 4 men facing Gaspard, 2 facing Gerhard, and QS Bertinator in the middle

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The medik revives the Falcon Heavy. It's a painfull recovery: he loses both legs and an arm.

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She hoists him up on the chest and gives him a spear, before joining Bertinator behind the defensive line.

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Up on the wall, 2 archers try to get rid of a Ranger. One smacks him with his bow, dealing no damage, the other critfails and falls down.

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The bowman doesn't like his odds and disengages from close combat. He dies to the resulting counterattack as the crossbowman lands below, disrupted.

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Lord Uldar attempts a Heroic Feat. He calls out to Sensei Ryu:

"YOOOO old man, nice outfit! Blue bois stick together, am I right? How about you come down and join us?"

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Ryu, all alone in the trashed tavern, considers Uldars' offer.

"Thats a bold move" he mutters to himself.

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He races down!

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His horse grinds to a halt next to Uldar.

"Are you serious? If that feat had failed, you would be forever banished from Blue Gang. Lucky for you, I've decided to accept your offer. Let's kick some orks in the teeth!"

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"I can't believe that worked"

(Feat succesful)

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Re: Loot, Glory and Escalating Mayhem [Turn 3]

Post by bertinator » Wed Aug 02, 2023 2:04 pm

TURN 3 - Royal Guard


Batshield Crazy Knight, now no longer on fire, gets up.

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He heads into the stables to deal with the Pyromancer.

"It's morbin' time, bitch!"

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At the gatehouse, two knights drag their fallen hero to safety.

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The Falcon medik gets to work on a (hopefully) miraculous revival.

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A spearman crawls out of the moat and attacks an ork with two other spearmen.

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He critfails and ends up back in the water, as the other 2 finish the ork.

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Another knight charges and drives his long spear through an ork archer.

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Two knights charge at Gritpaw!

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Both attacks go Over The Top, holy shit, the damage! :wtc: They prove why their spears are dubbed 'Giantslayers'.

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Gritpaw falls to the ground, mortally wounded. But what's worse is that he loses one of his Bunnyslippaz!

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A knight does not hesitate and grabs the slipper. He runs to his mates, carrying the loot to safety.

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Lastly, the Royal crossbowman downs a Ranger on the wall. Nice shot!

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Re: Loot, Glory and Escalating Mayhem [Turn 3]

Post by bertinator » Wed Aug 02, 2023 2:07 pm

REINFORCEMENTS


A strange figure appears near the brootal Hurla-Bang.

"Oi, mechaniker. We're here to fight for Jagga."

"... Are you... alone?"

"No, my men arrived a long time ago. They're at the Armoury."

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"But.. The Armoury is a long way from here."

"So you'll have to toss me. Don't tell Jagga!"

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Yeeeeeee

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Ooompfff

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As soon as the necromancer lands, the ground begins to glow. Ages ago, there was a cemetery between these ruins.

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"Awesome! Time to go crazy on these fleshies!"

The skelemancer and his dootalz follow orders from HappyBrickHead

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*whooosh, whooosh, whooosh*

The flapping of giant wings is heard once more in Vymbourne

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The Red Dragon has returned! But this time, she is with a rider.

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The dragon soars over the wall and between the buildings, circling the Boulder before landing on the roof. The rider, it's...

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Sir Dis Guy Fawks!

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"What's up noobs, how do you like my HORSE?"

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The madman follows orders from Dienekes, since he's been friends with the Dragon Forest Rangers for quite some time.

But perhaps RedRover can fill them in on Dis Guys' cliché.


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End of turn 3 overwatch

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