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The Brik Musketeers - Turn 9

Post by Arkbrik » Thu Aug 03, 2023 1:04 pm

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Paris, 1625!

You have come to the capital of France to make a name for yourself. This is a world where social climbing is a way of life, and status is a goal to be pursued above everything else. Through swashbuckling, romance, and intrigue, you must reach the top!

Introduction

There may seem to be a lot of rules in this post, but don't worry! You can just skim the text, then pay attention to "Signup" at the end. You will understand the game as it gets going!

In this game, you play as a single minifig. Your objective is to attain the highest social level among everyone in Paris, both player characters (PCs) and non-player characters (NPCs). To do this, you must gain status points.

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Social level  0  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10
Status points 0  1  3  6  10 15 21 28 36 45 55
Your character starts at social level 1. When your status points go up, your social level goes up; when your status points go down, your social level goes down.

There are a number of ways to gain status points.

Duelling

Defeating another PC in a clash of swords awards 3 status points, if there is a cause for the duel (insults, stealing another's lover, etc). If there is no cause, no points are awarded.

If you are part of the musketeers or cardinal's guard, fighting the other company is always a valid cause.

If you attack or kill an NPC with the same or higher social level as you, you lose status points equal to their social level, if people find out it was you who did it. Secret assassinations and "accidents" are fine.

You can attack NPCs with lower social level than you with no penalty or award.

If you are defeated in combat (or otherwise), there is a 1 in 6 chance your character is permanently dead. Otherwise, you wake up at the end of the turn, and lose 2 status points.

Romance

You can try to romance any NPC. This requires a d6 roll, equal or higher than the difference between your social levels. A roll of 1 is always a failure. If you succeed, they become your lover.

At the end of each turn, if your lover's social level is higher than yours, you gain status points equal to the difference.

You can have multiple lovers, but if they find out, they will all get angry and ditch you.

You can romance another PC's lover. If you succeed, they will abandon their previous sweetheart.

Some NPCs are married to each other. You can't romance them while their spouse is watching.

The Companies

There are two rival companies in Paris: The musketeers and the cardinal's guard. You can sign up for either one by talking to its commander: Monsieur de Treville or monsieur Rochefort, respectively.

Each company has a commander and a lieutenant. If either position becomes vacant, any lower-ranking member of the regiment can apply for it by talking to the person in charge of the appointment. The commander appoints the lieutenant. The king appoints the commander of the musketeers, and the cardinal appoints the commander of the cardinal's guard.

Getting the promotion requires a d6 roll, adding your social level. A total of 10 (for lieutenant) or 12 (for commander) is a success. A natural roll of 1 is always a failure.

Becoming a lieutenant awards 10 status points. Becoming a commander awards 20 status points.

If you have a lover, you can send them to ask for a promotion on your behalf, using their own social level.

Talking is a Free Action

If you talk to NPCs, they will only respond once per turn, but you can talk to the other PCs as much as you want. Just post in the thread!

Anything Else

You are not limited to the actions laid out above. You can try anything! The referee (me) will award or take away status points as appropriate.

Locations and People in Paris

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A look inside the royal palace.

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The main boulevard. The palace guards will not permit anyone of social level 4 or less to enter the palace - but maybe you can find another way in.

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The tavern "Le Chevalier Bourru", and the musketeer headquarters.

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The general goods store, and the cardinal's guard headquarters.

Signup

There is no limit to how many players may join the game, and you can join the game even after it has started!

To join, come up with a name and gender for your character, and post them below. You can also include any preferences you have for their appearance. I'll do my best with the parts I have.
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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Signup

Post by bertinator » Thu Aug 03, 2023 1:47 pm

I'd like to play as Gaspard Lechevallier (male). He looks like the most classical of LEGO knights: the dudes defending the Yellow Castle 375.

Specifically: https://flic.kr/p/2nY1qFx

He'll be eyeing those snazzy yellow briks of the royal palace.

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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Signup

Post by Cybrandir » Thu Aug 03, 2023 3:13 pm

I would like to be Hugo de Grenoble (male). He is not from around here and DEFINITELY not a Huguenot. He boasts a fine, french moustache and likes the colour green. Due to fighting in some campaigns in Lombardy his italian is impressive (to someone who has never heard italian).
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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Signup

Post by Dienekes22 » Thu Aug 03, 2023 3:29 pm

Oh, man, I have to get in on this!

It’s a sausage fest so far, so I’ll be Delphine du Doo. She like big dresses to hide weapons. Otherwise I don’t have a preference for her appearance.

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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Signup

Post by Infinity » Thu Aug 03, 2023 10:06 pm

My character is Pierre Escargot(male). dresses and acts like foreigners think Frenchmen do, wearing a beret, consuming cheese and croissants by the metric ton, has amazing facial hair, and always has at least one baguette and a bottle of wine on his person.
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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Signup

Post by bertinator » Fri Aug 04, 2023 2:52 pm

Infinity wrote:
Thu Aug 03, 2023 10:06 pm
My character is Pierre Escargot(male). dresses and acts like foreigners think Frenchmen do, wearing a beret, consuming cheese and croissants by the metric ton, has amazing facial hair, and always has at least one baguette and a bottle of wine on his person.
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He acts like a true French patriot, but he is secretly British
What gave him away is his catchphrase, 'hon hon hon, baguette eiffel tower'.
The french call it la Tour Eiffel.

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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Signup

Post by Falk » Fri Aug 04, 2023 2:59 pm

Jacques de la Blue

He is a young man come to Paris to join the best company (the blue one)
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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Signup

Post by Infinity » Fri Aug 04, 2023 5:09 pm

bertinator wrote:
Fri Aug 04, 2023 2:52 pm
Infinity wrote:
Thu Aug 03, 2023 10:06 pm
My character is Pierre Escargot(male). dresses and acts like foreigners think Frenchmen do, wearing a beret, consuming cheese and croissants by the metric ton, has amazing facial hair, and always has at least one baguette and a bottle of wine on his person.
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He acts like a true French patriot, but he is secretly British

What gave him away is his catchphrase, 'hon hon hon, baguette eiffel tower'.
The french call it la Tour Eiffel.
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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Signup

Post by Scribonius » Fri Aug 04, 2023 5:21 pm

I would like to rehash an old DnD character of mine: Arkhanides Popodopolous (Archie for short). As in the DnD campaign, he is a short, male figure with astonishingly large amounts of hair (we used minifigures on the map for battles - mine used short legs and a black "clown wig" hairpiece). He is a Greek alchemist who has traveled throughout Europe looking for... well, nobody knows, really - not even sure HE knows. He keeps complaining about some holy-ish figure who claims to be the 2nd coming of not-Jesus, but not around any of the Cardinal's men. Speaks Greek (well), Italian (ok), French (ok), German (poorly), and Arabic (well). Most of his alchemical work is limited to useful things, like gunpowder, snuff, perfumes, and the like. Might work for the Queen making perfumes?

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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Turn 0

Post by Arkbrik » Sat Aug 05, 2023 3:09 am

Initial signup is closed! Latecomers can still join, their characters will enter the game as soon as possible.

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From left to right:

Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)

Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)

Prim (Captain Primrose)

Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)

Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)

Pierre Escargot (Infinity)

Jacques de la Blue (Falk)

Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)

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These ambitious characters have come to Paris, to find fame and fortune.

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Let the adventures begin!

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Each PC carries a hand weapon. They start at social level 1, with 1 status point.

See the top post of the thread for details on the locations and NPCs.

Regarding initiative: PCs will act simultaneously. NPCs act in response to the actions of the PCs.

The objective of the game is to raise your social level higher than all other PCs and NPCs.

The top NPC is King Louis XIII, with social level 9, meaning you need social level 10 to win. If the king was taken out of the equation somehow, Queen Anne with social level 8 would be the top NPC, meaning you'd need social level 9 to win... and so on.

If two PCs are tied for highest social level at the end of a turn, the game continues until there is a clear winner.

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Send your orders for turn 1! Use forum or discord PM. There is a 3 day deadline.

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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Turn 1

Post by Arkbrik » Sun Aug 06, 2023 1:08 pm

Turn 1

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Pierre Dolinski steps into Le Chevalier Bourru, looking for romance.

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"Mademoiselle... It would be my greatest pleasure if you were to grant me the privilege of giving you the... Dolinski..."

"Oh la la... such a gift would please me as well..."

Louise is now Pierre's lover!

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Hugo de Grenoble goes shopping.

"How much for one of those green hairpieces?"

"You mean cabbages?"

"Whatever you say. How much?"

"Five sous."

"Outrageous! I'll give you three!"

"How about four?"

"Very well, fine!"

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Looking good!

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He heads to the tavern.

"Greetings! I have fought and won in Lombardy, and I'm finally back in France! Drinks for all!"

"Hurrah!"

Everyone cheers and drinks!

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Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous tries to sell perfume to Marie the greengrocer.

"Perfume? No, it would clash with the smell of the greens!"

"Try it on! You'll love it!"

"Fine, just a little..."

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"Oh, this scent! Like an orchard in full fruit! It's perfect!"

CRITICAL SUCCESS! The incredible perfume has increased Marie's social level to 4!

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Delphine du Doo enters the cardinal's guard headquarters, swiping an apple while Marie is distracted.

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She gives it to lieutenant Philippe.

"Monsieur, I take it the cardinal has taught you the story of the garden of Eden? I can be your Eve... or your snake..."

"Ohh... what Adam could not resist, neither can I..."

Philippe is now Delphine's lover!

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Meanwhile, Jacques de la Blue rushes into the musketeer headquarters.

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He meets with monsieur de Treville.

"I want to join the blue company!"

"You mean the musketeers?"

"Yeah! The blue musketeers!"

"Good, welcome! All for one, and one for all!"

Jacques has joined the musketeers!

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Pierre Escargot bargains with Francois the fishmonger.

"Bonjour du fromage!"

"Excuse me?"

"Poisson, c'est vous plait!"

"You want a fish? ...Sure, you can have one for free. Poor man, can barely speak..."

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"Hon hon hon! Baguette Eiffel tower!"

"What the hell is an Eiffel tower?"

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Gaspard Lechevallier takes a brik, and shoves it down his pants...

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...getting a nice bulge.

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He climbs onto a barrel, and addresses the people.

"Citizens of Paris, behold the beautiful yellow briks of your royal palace. Strong and bright! Don't you want more!? We must come together, you and I, to collect aaaalll the yellow briks we can find. And construct! A huuuuggee yellow castle! For all to see how magnificent Paris is and can be!"

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A few citizens are inspired to donate briks, but these simple folks don't have much. A rich benefactor would be able to contribute more...

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Prim climbs onto the fish stand!

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They continue onto the musketeer headquarters...

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...and jump for the palace window!

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Success! And the guards didn't see a thing!

Prim can continue their plan next turn...

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Status Point Tally

Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
+2 for getting a donation from a person with +2 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
+1 for having a lover with +1 social level

Prim (Captain Primrose)
No change

Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
+1 for buying a round of drinks

Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
+4 for having a lover with +4 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
No change

Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
No change

Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
+3 for selling perfume to a person with +3 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Leaderboard

(Social level 2) Delphine du Doo
(Social level 2) Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous
(Social level 2) Gaspard Lechevallier
(Social level 1) Pierre Dolinski
(Social level 1) Hugo de Grenoble
(Social level 1) Prim
(Social level 1) Pierre Escargot
(Social level 1) Jacques de la Blue

Top NPC: (Social level 9) King Louis XIII

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Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
Social level: 2
Status points: 3

Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
Social level: 1
Status points: 2
Lover: Louise (social level 2)

Prim (Captain Primrose)
Social level: 1
Status points: 1

Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
Social level: 1
Status points: 2

Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
Social level: 2
Status points: 5
Lover: Philippe (social level 5)

Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
Social level: 1
Status points: 1

Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
Social level: 1
Status points: 1
Company: Musketeers

Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
Social level: 2
Status points: 4
The Companies
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Musketeers
Commander: Monsieur de Treville
Lieutenant: Madeleine
Soldiers: Jacques de la Blue

Cardinal's guard
Commander: Monsieur Rochefort
Lieutenant: Philippe
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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Turn 2

Post by Arkbrik » Wed Aug 09, 2023 12:49 pm

Turn 2

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Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous goes to the general goods store...

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...and buys a guitar!

"Now let's see, what rhymes with 'perfume'?"

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"The scent of my perfuuume
Will even make
The dead themselves exhuuume..."


Archie's perfume song will let him roll 1d8 for future perfume selling attempts!

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Hugo de Grenoble leaves the tavern, and donates his yellow mug to Gaspard.

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"What a lovely green fish! Freshly imported from Amorica?"

"Uh, yes monsieur!"

"I'll take it!"

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Hugo has a proposal for Marie.

"We are both connoisseurs of all things green. We should start a Green Club!"

"That's a great idea! I'm in!"

"Now, we just need a headquarters..." Hugo's plans can continue next turn.

Hugo and Marie have joined the Green Club! Rules for clubs are at the end of this post.

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Gaspard Lechevallier carries off his gathered briks.

"Thank you for your donations! You'll get fine jobs and incredible riches when the Heavenly Yellow Castle is finished!"

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"Greetings, my fine palace guards! I'll use these briks to ease your job!"

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"See, this blokbot can guard the entrance in your place!"

The Yellow Blokbot (social level 0) has been created!

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"And now we can spend some time together..."

"Ooh... Monsieur, is that a 1x1 brik in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

Charlotte is now Gaspard's lover!

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Pierre Escargot enters the musketeer headquarters, and takes out the baguette he always carries with him. He offers it to Madeleine.

"Bonjour! C'est ce le ce chapeau pour le ce c'est baguette, ce?

"...What? Hat?"

"Baguette!"

"You want my hat for that baguette? ...Sure, I could go for a baguette..."

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"Hon hon! Bon bon!"

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"Bonjour! Les mousquetaires! Un par tu, tu par un!"

"Fine, you can join the musketeers... If you promise you never try to say our motto again."

"Hon hon hon! Baguette Eiffel tower!"

Pierre has joined the musketeers!

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"Monsieur... You will be most pleased to learn that the Dolinski is going to... insert himself into the musketeers."

"And so is Louise!"

"Lots of recruits today. You're both welcome!"

Pierre Dolinski and Louise have joined the musketeers!

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In the palace, Prim tries to sweet-talk madame Chateauvieux.

"Madame, this ball is too dreary for a beauty such as yours! Let me take you to a world of adventure - "

"A world of seaweed, more like! Get that stench away from me!"

Oof, shot down... Prim can try again on a later turn if they want.

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Delphine du Doo speaks to Philippe.

"My Phillipe... The common people, they do not know the Cardinal's benevolence as we do. We must make them understand."

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Philippe speaks to the crowd.

"Listen, people of Paris! Every day, you are in prayers of cardinal Richelieu! By his faith, God's light shines upon you..."

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Jacques de la Blue hears what's going on.

"The cardinal's lackeys, spreading propaganda! I must stop this!"

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Some citizens are enticed by Philippe's words. Jean, Francois and Antoinette are now pro-cardinal, meaning cardinal's guards have +1 on rolls to influence them, and musketeers have -1.

While Philippe orates, Delphine sneaks back into the headquarters.

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She meets with monsieur Rochefort.

"Monsieur, I wish to join the cardinal's guard. And then... maybe I can join you in b - "

"Hah! Don't think I am so easily tempted, mademoiselle. You may join the guard, but you'll have to prove yourself before you get any further than that."

Delphine has joined the cardinal's guard!

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Formally accepted but carnally rejected, she goes back outside...

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...and is confronted by Jacques de la Blue!

"Creature of the cardinal! I know you are behind these lies spreading among the people! En garde!"

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Swords clash!

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"Ha!"

"Argh!"

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"Paris is a better place now."

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"Delphine! Are you all right?"

"Urgh, that damned musketeer! I'm fine, Philippe..."

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Status Point Tally

Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
+2 for having a lover with +2 social levels

Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
+1 for having a lover with +1 social level
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Prim (Captain Primrose)
No change

Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
+3 for being in a club with someone with +3 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
+3 for having a lover with +3 social levels
-2 for losing a duel
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
+4 for getting a sweet hat from someone with +4 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
+3 for winning a duel
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
No change

Leaderboard

(Social level 3) Delphine du Doo
(Social level 2) Gaspard Lechevallier
(Social level 2) Hugo de Grenoble
(Social level 2) Pierre Escargot
(Social level 2) Jacques de la Blue
(Social level 2) Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous
(Social level 2) Pierre Dolinski
(Social level 1) Prim

Top NPC: (Social level 9) King Louis XIII

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Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
Social level: 2
Status points: 5
Lover: Charlotte (social level 4)

Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
Social level: 2
Status points: 3
Lover: Louise (social level 2)
Company: Musketeers

Prim (Captain Primrose)
Social level: 1
Status points: 1

Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
Social level: 2
Status points: 5
Club: The Green Club

Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
Social level: 3
Status points: 6
Lover: Philippe (social level 5)
Company: Cardinal's guard
Duel win/loss: 0/1

Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
Social level: 2
Status points: 5
Company: Musketeers

Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
Social level: 2
Status points: 4
Company: Musketeers
Duel win/loss: 1/0

Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
Social level: 2
Status points: 4
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Musketeers
Commander: Monsieur de Treville
Lieutenant: Madeleine
Soldiers: Jacques de la Blue, Pierre Escargot, Pierre Dolinski, Louise

Cardinal's guard
Commander: Monsieur Rochefort
Lieutenant: Philippe
Soldiers: Delphine du Doo
Pro-cardinal civilians: Jean, Francois, Antoinette
The Clubs
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The Green Club
Marie (social level 4)
Hugo de Grenoble (social level 2)
Club Rules

The member(s) of a club with the highest social level get 1 status point every turn for each member with lower social level.

The members of a club with lower social level get a number of status points every turn equal to the difference between their own level and that of the highest-level member.

You can only be a member of one club at a time, but you can be a member of a club and a company.

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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Turn 2

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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Turn 3

Post by Arkbrik » Sat Aug 12, 2023 3:23 pm

Turn 3

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Hugo de Grenoble and Marie go to the general store and chat with Antoinette.

"Madame, you should join our splendid Green Club! In fact, we would like to make your store our headquarters!"

CRITICAL SUCCESS!

"Green club?! Green is my favorite color! I'm in, and so is this building! Hmm, I always wanted this store to be green, but my husband insisted on pink... You know what?"

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"I'm repainting it right now!"

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Pierre Dolinski seeks an assignment.

"Monsieur de Treville, the Dolinski did not join the musketeers merely for the camaraderie... He joined to serve! Give us a mission!"

"Very well. I'm sending the two of you to the siege of La Rochelle!"

"Excellent! Put the Dolinski in!"

"And Louise!"

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Shortly thereafter, outside La Rochelle...

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The Huguenots are coming!

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BLAM!

"Aargh!"

"Louise!"

Louise has died!

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"Damn you Huguenots!"

BLAM!

"Urrgh!"

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BLAM!

"Gah! My leg!"

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"You're not stopping the Dolinski that easily!"

BLAM!

"Yaargh!"

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BLAM!

"Ooh... the Dolinski... has been stopped..."

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After recovering from his wounds, Pierre Dolinski limps back to Paris.

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Jacques de la Blue takes to the barrel and addresses the people.

"Citizens, abandon your red clothes, and dress in the superior blue! And join my new Blue Club!

The cardinal aligned citizens don't want to listen to the musketeer. But Henri puts on a blue shirt and joins the Blue Club!

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"I won't listen to any more of this!"

Delphine du Doo grabs her sword, and charges Jacques for round two!

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"Ha ha!"

"Argh! Not again!"

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"Guh, I hope Rochefort didn't see that..."

Delphine survives once more, but if she keeps getting into duels, her luck may not hold out...

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While everyone watches the duel, Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous sneaks into the palace.

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With a song, he sells a perfume to Prim.

"Behold the scent
To brighten the room
A spritz and you'll smell
Of apple blooms!"


"All right, I'll try it!"

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Freshened up, Prim makes another pass at madame Chateauvieux, showing off their crazy sword skills!

"Madame, do not take me for a simple sailor! I am an adventurer of the high seas!"

"Ooh..."

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"Forget what I said about your scent before... In fact, I would like to know your scent more... intimately..."

Madame Chateauvieux is now Prim's lover!

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Pierre Escargot takes out the second baguette he always carries, and tries to barter it.

"Bonjour! Voulez-sous baguette pour pommes frites crues de la non-terre?"

"Baguette? Uhh... apples? Sure, you can have my red apples. I'm only going to sell green ones from now on."

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Pierre takes his red apples, and asks the blokbot guard to let him into the palace.

"Bonjour! Voulez-mois chateau - "

"Blok blok?"

"Ah, parlez-sous blok? Blok blok blok!"

"Blok blok blok blok?"

"Blok blok."

"Blok blok blok."

"Blok blok!"

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Pierre is allowed to enter the palace!

"Hon hon hon! Baguette Eiffel tower!"

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He visits the kitchens, and bakes a delectable apple pie.

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Charlotte takes Gaspard Lechevallier to a side entrance into the palace.

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He gains an audience with King Louis XIII!

"Your Royal Highness", Charlotte says, "this is Gaspard Lechevallier. He has been a great service to the royal guard, and the citizens of Paris love him!"

Gaspard says:

"Your Royal Highness, I come to you as a humble servant. A servant, with a vision! A vision of Paris: Ville du Soleil, a mighty fortress of yellow brik and golden light. It 's true, your citizens donate to this cause, and if it is your desire, you could donate too. But for now I simply have one request: will you join the Yellow Club? We would benefit greatly from your wisdom and judgement, as we strive to do charitable deeds in the city."

The King considers the offer.

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"Hmm... no."

The King is not interested. But hey, maybe he'll change his mind. Especially if someone with higher social level than Charlotte were to influence him...

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Status Point Tally

Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
+2 for having a lover with +2 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
+6 for defeating two enemies in battle
-2 for being defeated in battle
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Prim (Captain Primrose)
+5 for having a lover with +5 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP x2!!!

Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
+3 for securing a themed headquarters for the Green Club
SOCIAL LEVEL UP x2!!!

Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
+2 for having a lover with +2 social levels
-2 for losing a duel

Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
+3 for being permitted into the palace despite being 3 social levels too low
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
+3 for winning a duel
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
+4 for selling a perfume used to romance someone with +4 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Leaderboard

(Social level 4) Hugo de Grenoble
(Social level 3) Jacques de la Blue
(Social level 3) Pierre Escargot
(Social level 3) Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous
(Social level 3) Gaspard Lechevallier
(Social level 3) Pierre Dolinski
(Social level 3) Prim
(Social level 3) Delphine du Doo

Top NPC: (Social level 9) King Louis XIII

PC Details
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Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
Social level: 3
Status points: 7
Lover: Charlotte (social level 4)

Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
Social level: 3
Status points: 7
Company: Musketeers
Battle kills/defeats: 2/1

Prim (Captain Primrose)
Social level: 3
Status points: 6
Lover: Madame Chateauvieux (social level 6)

Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
Social level: 4
Status points: 10
Club: The Green Club

Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
Social level: 3
Status points: 6
Lover: Philippe (social level 5)
Company: Cardinal's guard
Duel win/loss: 0/2

Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
Social level: 3
Status points: 8
Company: Musketeers

Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
Social level: 3
Status points: 9
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Duel win/loss: 2/0

Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
Social level: 3
Status points: 8
The Companies
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Musketeers
Commander: Monsieur de Treville
Lieutenant: Madeleine
Soldiers: Jacques de la Blue, Pierre Escargot, Pierre Dolinski

Cardinal's guard
Commander: Monsieur Rochefort
Lieutenant: Philippe
Soldiers: Delphine du Doo
Pro-cardinal civilians: Jean, Francois, Antoinette
The Clubs
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The Green Club
Hugo de Grenoble (social level 4)
Marie (social level 4)
Antoinette (social level 4)

The Blue Club
Henri (social level 4)
Jacques de la Blue (social level 3)
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Send your orders for turn 4!

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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Turn 4

Post by Arkbrik » Wed Aug 16, 2023 1:17 pm

Turn 4

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Jacques de la Blue hurries back to the musketeer headquarters.

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"Commander! Lieutenant! The lackeys of the cardinal are spreading propaganda... and they tried to kill me!"

"That's terrible!"

"Indeed! That's why you should join the Blue Club! We must stand united against the cardinal's guard in every way!"

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"That makes sense, de la Blue! All for blue, and blue for all!"

Monsieur de Treville and Madeleine have joined the Blue Club!

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In the palace, Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous heads up to the balcony.

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He has a new perfume to sell to mademoiselle Cordier. With a song, of course!

"Ah lovely one
a moment please
would you like
a scent like these?
Surround thyself
with blossoms sweet
so others shall
with thee entreat!"


"My, that sounds wonderful! I'll take it!"

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Suddenly, Charlotte the guard comes up the stairs!

"Hey, perfume seller! You're not supposed to be in here!"

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Charlotte chases after Archie!

"I'll get you!"

"Aah!"

But here comes Prim!

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"Hang on, Archie!"

"Stop right there!"

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They jump!

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And land reasonably softly, on a stack of crates.

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Prim gets up and looks around.

"Hey, isn't this the clubhouse of the glorious Green Club?"

"Why yes, it is!"

"I want to join!"

"Great! Welcome!"

Prim has joined the Green Club!

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Meanwhile, Gaspard Lechevallier secretly meets with cardinal Richelieu in an alley.

"Your eminence, I can deal with these blue musketeer pests. All I ask in return is for you to join the Yellow Club, and a donation of briks..."

CRITICAL SUCCESS!

"Very good!" the cardinal says. "I will join your Yellow Club. There is one musketeer in particular that has caused us a lot of trouble... Jacques de la Blue. Put him in his place, and you will not only have briks, but a land grant from the church."

Cardinal Richelieu has joined the Yellow Club!

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Gaspard calls out Jacques.

"de la Blue! You like duels, eh? Come out and face me, then!"

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Jacques rushes into action, but Gaspard strikes the sword from his hand!

"Gah!"

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"Arrgh!"

"Ha!"

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Cardinal Richelieu watches from the shadows.

"Excellent work, Lechevallier. You shall have your reward."

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Gaspard has been given a plot of land in the nearby park, and a huge hoard of briks. Will they be enough for a castle, though? We'll see...

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The Green Club performs the secret Green Club fistbump, and get to work.

"Go Green!"

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They set up their merchandise in an optimally green way, attracting customers and enlightening them to The Truth (Vertitas).

Jean and Francois have joined the Green Club!

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Hugo de Grenoble speaks with Archie.

"How about making a Green Club theme song for us? In return we would of course be more than happy to buy or resell any green perfumes you can come up with."

"Hmm..." Archie considers.

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Pierre Dolinski makes his way to the musketeer headquarters.

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"Monsieur de Treville, the Dolinski is missing a leg. This cannot stand... I shall require compensation."

"That's fair. How about... a gun prothesis?"

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"Excellent! The Dolinski always shoots straight..."

Pierre Dolinski can continue his plan next turn.

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Delphine du Doo gets back up.

"Clearly honorable duels aren’t going to work, Philippe. I have another plan... Watch my back."

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Delphine climbs onto the roof of the Green Clubhouse.

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She readies herself...

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...and flips through the air!

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Delphine lands on the roof of the palace.

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Inside the palace, Pierre Escargot gives his apple pie to King Louis XIII.

"Bon Royale! Pommes aux tarte, fait par vous!"

"For me? Delightful."

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"Averttention! Assassinat aux complot! Non bon!"

"What's that? There is an assassination plot targeting me, and for a reasonable price you will protect me and hunt the assassins?"

"Oui oui!"

"Well, how I can distrust a man who bakes such a lovely apple pie? You're hired."

"Hon hon hon! Baguette Eiffel tower!"

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Status Point Tally

Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
+1 for having a lover with +1 social levels
+3 for winning a duel
+4 for getting a donation from a person with +4 social levels
+4 for being in a club with someone with +4 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP x2!!!

Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
+3 for getting a gun prothesis from someone with +3 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Prim (Captain Primrose)
+3 for having a lover with +3 social levels
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
+3 for being a top member of a club with 3 lesser members

Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
+2 for having a lover with +2 social levels

Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
+6 for being hired by someone with +6 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
+3 for being in a club with someone with +3 social levels
-2 for losing a duel
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
+2 for selling a perfume to someone with +2 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!

Leaderboard

(Social level 5) Gaspard Lechevallier
(Social level 4) Pierre Escargot
(Social level 4) Hugo de Grenoble
(Social level 4) Pierre Dolinski
(Social level 4) Prim
(Social level 4) Jacques de la Blue
(Social level 4) Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous
(Social level 3) Delphine du Doo

Top NPC: (Social level 9) King Louis XIII

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Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
Social level: 5
Status points: 19
Lover: Charlotte (social level 4)
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 1/0

Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
Social level: 4
Status points: 10
Company: Musketeers
Battle kills/defeats: 2/1

Prim (Captain Primrose)
Social level: 4
Status points: 10
Lover: Madame Chateauvieux (social level 6)
Club: The Green Club

Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
Social level: 4
Status points: 13
Club: The Green Club

Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
Social level: 3
Status points: 8
Lover: Philippe (social level 5)
Company: Cardinal's guard
Duel win/loss: 0/2

Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
Social level: 4
Status points: 14
Company: Musketeers

Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
Social level: 4
Status points: 10
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Duel win/loss: 2/1

Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
Social level: 4
Status points: 10
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Musketeers
Commander: Monsieur de Treville
Lieutenant: Madeleine
Soldiers: Jacques de la Blue, Pierre Escargot, Pierre Dolinski

Cardinal's guard
Commander: Monsieur Rochefort
Lieutenant: Philippe
Soldiers: Delphine du Doo
Pro-cardinal civilians: Jean, Francois, Antoinette
The Clubs
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The Green Club
Hugo de Grenoble (social level 4)
Prim (social level 4)
Marie (social level 4)
Antoinette (social level 4)
Francois (social level 3)
Jean (social level 2)

The Blue Club
Monsieur de Treville (social level 6)
Madeleine (social level 5)
Jacques de la Blue (social level 4)
Henri (social level 4)

The Yellow Club
Cardinal Richelieu (social level 7)
Gaspard Lechevallier (social level 5)
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